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Alastor
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Since: 11-17-05
From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington

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Posted on 04-25-06 11:33 PM, in desert bus Link
Why was the old thread closed? If there's discussion there, why can't there be discussion there?
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-25-06 11:38 PM, in Looking for SMB series items and objects. Link
Originally posted by MadMikeXP 3
I have tried that already all those mario sprite images belong to fireball20XL
...

You can't copyright someone else's work. Just so long as you don't post the spritesheet itself or something, you're more or less fine
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-25-06 11:56 PM, in Making fun of people... Link
Oh, yeah?

Squash Monster: Stupid Monkey.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-25-06 11:57 PM, in Scene from Super Mario Brothers 3 Link
Mario is so off-model...


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-25-06 10:57 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:00 AM, in Not-so-Lost Thread #7, which is still alive even after two hack attacks Link
The one with the stem.
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:16 AM, in Not-so-Lost Thread #7, which is still alive even after two hack attacks Link
Originally posted by Skydude
Zomies lolz indeed. Glad to see that maybe, just maybe, this could make it to 5000 after all.
It's done it before, so why not?
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:17 AM, in Multiplayer Lingo v2.0 Link
To be fair, Skydude, you were already in the top 10
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:44 AM, in April 2006 ACS Rankings Link
That sounds like a pretty crappy lesson... A better lesson is that Kyouji is naturally immune to cancer and heart disease, but susceptible to alzheimer's disease.


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-25-06 11:45 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:48 AM, in April 2006 ACS Rankings Link
Well.

Kyouji also has the skills in hand-to-hand combat to outdo the vast majority of assailants. The solution is that if murderers want to get to me, they should... Poison my food... With alzheimer's.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:51 AM, in Multiplayer Lingo v2.0 Link
Can you... Not... Count or something? You were tied for 9th.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:56 AM, in April 2006 ACS Rankings Link
Originally posted by Thoughtless
Ladies and gentlemen. Behold! Kyouji in all his glory!





Nooo. Nooo. You have unmasked me. How could you. I thought we were friends. This is horrible. I can't believe you would do such a thing. You're a bad guy.


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-25-06 11:57 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 12:59 AM, in Scene from Super Mario Brothers 3 Link
Originally posted by Tarale
Bio, Alastor -- care to elaborate on either of your points?
Eh. Mario looks too tall, and the face seems too serious. Various body parts are not proportional to how Mario is "supposed" to look. Simply put, he's off-model
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 02:20 AM, in Comics wherein Kyouji is bored and draws what he thinks Link
Rather than explain that, I'll just post the log. I had way too much fun talking to him.

Kyouji Craw: You missed a lot of fantastically stupid things on the board.
Glyph Phoenix signed off at 7:00:45 PM.
Glyph Phoenix signed on at 8:09:58 PM.
Kyouji Craw: How was Dark Mausoleum too difficult?
Kyouji Craw: The spike part was much easier than most of the earlier parts...
Glyph Phoenix: Uh. No.
Glyph Phoenix: It was. Much harder.
Kyouji Craw: Dude, I just. I just played it, just now. I even made a video of it.
Glyph Phoenix: I couldn't keep Mario from sliding right into the spikes.
Glyph Phoenix: Even touching them from the sides hurts.
Glyph Phoenix: And, since I have to do some jumping around with the P Block, I couldn't just take one hit and use flashing status to run the rest of the level.
Kyouji Craw: Except that you don't have to hold the p-switch at any point.
Kyouji Craw wants to send file C:\Program Files\Emulation\Mario's_Return.zmv.
Glyph Phoenix: I have to internet that thing to an E disk upstairs so I can open Mario's Return and run it. I don't want to do that at all.
Glyph Phoenix: I can't run it here since this ain't my computer.
Glyph Phoenix: I'll just assume you zoomed through the level with great flourish.
Kyouji Craw: There's more than enough time to hit the p-switch, jump to the dragon coin, jump back, and clear the spikes.
Kyouji Craw: Not a lot more than enough time, but.
Glyph Phoenix: Feck, what I meant was I had to do some jumping around BECAUSE of the P-block and that wall of brown blocks.
Glyph Phoenix: Maybe I kept going back for that damned coin.
Glyph Phoenix: Gah.
Kyouji Craw: In general the trick in that area is to duck and jump.
Glyph Phoenix: Never tried ducking and jumping, because. Well, there's no ceiling.
Glyph Phoenix: Oh, feck. Feck.
Glyph Phoenix: You get better traction when you duck-jump, don't you?
Glyph Phoenix: Feck.
Glyph Phoenix: That's.
Glyph Phoenix: Is that what happens?
Kyouji Craw: Uh. There IS a ceiling, and duck jumping keeps you from smacking against it.
Kyouji Craw: But ducking does provide good traction.
Glyph Phoenix: Gah.
Glyph Phoenix: SMW is now on my death list.
Kyouji Craw: Except how.
Kyouji Craw: Except how it doesn't.
Kyouji Craw: At all.
Glyph Phoenix: I don't know.
Kyouji Craw: It provides the exact same traction.
Kyouji Craw: Except you're sliding, not running.
Kyouji Craw: If it's that much of a deal, you could just. Stop by. Holding the other direction. I tend to do that.
Glyph Phoenix: I tried that. I tended to run right into the other patch of spikes that way.
Kyouji Craw: Ha ha.
Kyouji Craw: Kay.
Kyouji Craw: I'll add more spikes then. It'll be funny.
Glyph Phoenix: *guts you like a fish*
Glyph Phoenix: Huh, no heart. Should have expected.
Glyph Phoenix: You monster.
Kyouji Craw: *fishes you like a gut*
Kyouji Craw: There's a reason I'm immune to heart disease
Kyouji Craw: A genetic predisposition against all disease.
Kyouji Craw: ... Because I'm missing most of the organs that they infect.
Glyph Phoenix: I have that too. Isn't it great?
Glyph Phoenix: You know, for being bored the other day there sure weren't any comics about what you think.
Kyouji Craw: That's because, though interesting things happened, they weren't particularly funny or worth writing about.
Kyouji Craw: I could shoot someone, but that got old.
Kyouji Craw: I need to find an unexpected way to kill someone.
Glyph Phoenix: You obviously just aren't coming up with inventive and interesting ways to shoot people, that's all.
Glyph Phoenix: That BANG, that was priceless.
Kyouji Craw: Maybe I should draw something. Haven't done that in awhile.
Glyph Phoenix: A gun!
Glyph Phoenix: And fire it!
Glyph Phoenix: Into somebody's!
Glyph Phoenix: Head!
Glyph Phoenix: No, that's no good.
Kyouji Craw: He could shoot the wrong way and then something about a foot.
Kyouji Craw: But not really. That's stupid.
Glyph Phoenix: I don't know. Let's find out.
Glyph Phoenix: *shoots you in foot*
Kyouji Craw: I could introduce a new character named Ninja Ned which is just Pirate Isaac but he looks different.
Glyph Phoenix:
Glyph Phoenix: Aren't all your characters just Kyouji or Alastor but who look different?
Kyouji Craw: The children.
Kyouji Craw: Satan.
Kyouji Craw: Jesus.
Kyouji Craw: Pirate Isaac.
Glyph Phoenix:
Kyouji Craw: Random people who call for tech support.
Kyouji Craw: the manager
Kyouji Craw: The ninja.
Glyph Phoenix: Well, the important thing is, Alastor is Kyouji who looks different.
Glyph Phoenix: And the ninja could be. You don't know that.
Kyouji Craw: The pac-ghost.
Kyouji Craw: Do you still have that image of you that I drew?
Kyouji Craw: I want to murder you in comic.
Glyph Phoenix: All you know is that he is a ninja and his worst enemy is Inky, Blinky, Pinky, or Clyde.
Glyph Phoenix: And too bad. I don't have anything resembling a sprite ever.
Glyph Phoenix: No way, no how.
Glyph Phoenix: no stick figure.
Glyph Phoenix: No nothin'.
Kyouji Craw: Okay.
Glyph Phoenix: I am safe.
Glyph Phoenix: You can't kill what you can't draw.
Glyph Phoenix: In a picture.
Glyph Phoenix: 'cause if you can't draw it... well...
Kyouji Craw: I can draw a comic with Ninja Ned who is the ninja from #2 and #9. He makes a subtle reference to Clyde at the end, and also Kyouji attempts to shoot him but fails.
Glyph Phoenix: Clyde or Sue?
Kyouji Craw: There will also be dialog, which may or may not suck.
Kyouji Craw: I'm imagining it in my head now.
Glyph Phoenix: I'll go with suck, final answer. Not suck was a close second, though.
Kyouji Craw: It does, indeed, suck.
Glyph Phoenix: And I win the million!
Kyouji Craw: Actually anyone could' ve guessed that. You only would've won the million if you guessed not suck and it ended up right. You only win the ten thousand.
Glyph Phoenix: Oh, well. I can still buy a boat. Or. A gun.
Glyph Phoenix: Which I could use to shoot you in the head.
Glyph Phoenix: Then again, I'm 100% sure that you don't have a brain, so it'd kinda be a waste. But it's really the artistic statement of shooting you that makes it work. You know that. That's your comic's entire foundation. That and stick figures.
Kyouji Craw: And I'm nine hundred and ninety nine point a hundred permille sure your face is a jar.
Glyph Phoenix: It might be. I haven't looked in a mirror in a while.
Glyph Phoenix: Oh, it is. Allow me to close it.
Kyouji Craw: Well.
Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7ep0.png
Glyph Phoenix: Did you know the rest of the multiverse sees the Earth as a loveable pariah?
Glyph Phoenix: It's like a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book. It's morbid yet utterly fascinating.
Glyph Phoenix: Of course, you wouldn't want to live there.
Glyph Phoenix: You bastard.
Glyph Phoenix: That comic is entirely your idea.
Glyph Phoenix: You have things randomly placed everywhere.
Glyph Phoenix: And.
Glyph Phoenix: Did I mention that you're a bastard?
Glyph Phoenix: Can you make that comic except without the suck?
Glyph Phoenix: Basically, that comic except entirely different?
Kyouji Craw: Stylish Alastor: Glyph Phoenix: Can you make that comic except without the suck?
Glyph Phoenix: Basically, that comic except entirely different?
Stylish Alastor: I try to tell him it's physically impossible to have that concept not suck but he won't listen
Glyph Phoenix: That's the point. I told you to make it entirely different.
Kyouji Craw: Stylish Alastor: I don't know why he insists on sticking so close to his original vision
Glyph Phoenix: You monster.
Glyph Phoenix: I will find a way to kill you dead. And die you will.
Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7jol.png
Kyouji Craw: The ending is slightly different.
Glyph Phoenix: I said entirely different.
Glyph Phoenix: Were you listening at all?
Glyph Phoenix: Were you
Kyouji Craw: Fine
Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7kar.png
Glyph Phoenix: http://board.acmlm.org/thread.php?id=3511&page=8#96378
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 02:49 AM, in Not-so-Lost Thread #7, which is still alive even after two hack attacks Link
I would expect it to hit it soon, though. I mean, jeez. How can't it?

Before the night is done, it'll be there. Probably
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 10:57 AM, in Making fun of people... Link
Originally posted by Ailure
Though my name means cat, so it have nothing to do with failures.
I disagree ;;
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 02:43 PM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
Congratulations Zachio and Dragon Master. Dragon Master has joined me in the Winner's Circle, and Zachio joined knuck in the Second Place Aisle. Ha ha, Zachio is now associated with knuck. However, Dragon Master doesn't get to be nearly as cool as I am, as though he won, he did so in a particularly uncool fashion with no climacticness. He just walked in and posted.

Also what the hell at the old thread's title. Seriously, they changed it to #7 because of its ATS number, thinking it was mistakenly put at 6, but it was at 6 because it was formerly lost thread #6, IE it was thread #6 and was lost


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-26-06 01:44 PM)
(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-26-06 01:45 PM)
Alastor
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 03:43 PM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
Explain the logic behind that statement

Though I must say it's less bland than nothing at all.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 05:07 PM, in April 2006 ACS Rankings Link
Parenthesis = singular
Parentheses = plural

So yeah, you got it right.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 07:48 PM, in Comics wherein Kyouji is bored and draws what he thinks Link
It's not funny, but it's true. Katw talked me into writing it. Blame him.




(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-26-06 06:49 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-26-06 07:51 PM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
Pfft. The only one worth having is QUIZ
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