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Cruel Justice I have better things to do.                   Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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Originally posted by Coby Nah, it's pr0n. Sick German perverts!  j/k
I knew that already. That comment yoro made left me laughing even harder. |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Ad-Aware is alright, but I prefer to buy a spyware removal program because they actually show results. Most freeware spykillers only show you what's wrong. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Okay, I don't know you either. Welcome to the board fart-face! Get away from me, you smell like tuna and poo. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2871&p=
A reason to hate nerd-nerds. I mean the one's who have cases for their cellphones...  |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
If you find that your house was built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. If you find a town that looks deserted, it's probably that way for a reason. Take the hint and stay away. If you're searching for something that caused a mysterious noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're really sure you know what you are doing. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. Do not keep all your sharpened kitchen knives in one of those wooden blocks on your work surface. When you're searching a house because you think there's something dangerous there, for God's sake turn the lights on! Never back out of one room into another without looking. It's always behind you. Never, ever, ever turn off the paved road onto a gravel or dirt road. Always make sure that your car has a fresh battery and a full tank of gas so it will start immediately in times of crisis. Never say that you'll be right back, because you won't. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, crypt, tomb, mausoleum, or any other house of the dead. If anything other than water (i.e., blood or thick goo of any color) comes out of a faucet, do not call a plumber. Leave the house immediately. If, while looking in a mirror, you see a figure behind you that you don't see upon turning around, a room different from the one you are in, or a figure other than yourself looking back, or your reflection tells you to get out before it is too late, proceed to the nearest exit with all speed. If you open a door and the room you see is not the room that should be there, do not explore it. In fact, even if you close the door and see the correct room after re-opening it, vacate the house. When the family pet runs away, DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR IT -- pets are usually not killed, and even if they are, it's just a warm-up for the next, human victim. Never unlock the doors and look outside. If it's late at night and your dog suddenly perks up his ears and growls lowly in his throat, never EVER say "Whassa matter Boy? Gotta go out?" If you use gasoline to destroy your attacker, make sure your Zippo is in fine working order. Also, make sure it's not the one your grandfather used in WWII because you have to throw it away with a witty one-liner. Make sure you get up early enough so you can kill the vampires during the day. When you are trapped in a strange old house with your date, NEVER say: "Let's try the basement!" or "Look! The stairs up to the attic!" When approaching a room with a door that hasn't been opened in decades, and the knob begins to slowly turn back and forth on its own, back away! Do NOT ask loudly, "Who's there?" When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go it alone. If appliances start operating by themselves, MOVE OUT. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as soon as possible! If your car runs out of gas at night, DO NOT go to the nearest deserted-looking house to phone for help. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bemuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions. Listen closely to the sound track and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be. If you are running for your life and are being chased by a monster/psychopath/axe murderer and you happen to be female, take the high-heeled shoes OFF! Also, if you've just pushed the monster/psychopath/axe murderer in the lake from your boat dock or a bridge, don't lean over to see if he's gone! When confronted by the walking dead, aim for the head. If you're female, never EVER take off your shirt. They like to attack you when your bejoobies are hanging out. Lock your darn doors, make sure the gas tank is full, and if you hit something that was weird looking, make the cops go look and see what it was. If the creepy bag lady of the town tries to give you some advice, TAKE IT! For some reason she always seems to know what she is talking about during her brief moments of lucidity. Join the police or the military right away! That way, you won't be anywhere near the monster until it's really dead. Remember, the monster cannot be stopped by bullets, the army or an atomic bomb. Only a mob bearing pitchforks and torches will be able to inflict significant damage. Monsters are generally radioactive, so always carry a Geiger counter in your car. When confronted with a large, animated flying reptile, aim for the wires. If you can get around the creature, and get to the zipper on his back, you can render him helpless. If you are female, and intend to go swimming in a haunted pool/black lagoon/deserted lake, a white one-piece bathing suit is de rigueur. Girls, if you are going on a date to Lovers Lane, make sure you are wearing shoes with proper ankle support. Statistically you will turn an ankle and the creature will get you. Avoid going to isolated research stations whenever possible. Arctic weather stations, foreboding pacific atolls, distant space stations, and island bases for gene-splicing corporations top the list. When finding a meteor/egg sac/fetal creature of any kind, step away! DO NOT give in to the diabolical urge to poke it with a stick. Unless you are in the company of Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and their talking dog, the creature/ghost coming at you is most likely REAL. If you see some strange, globulous, slimy, pulsating thing in your house, don't mutter "What the hell?" to yourself and reach for it. If some guy comes to your door who looks exactly like an ancestor of yours who "died" 200 years before, claiming to be a cousin from England, SHUT THE DOOR! When killer bees, flesh eating worms, or Cujo have trapped you in your car, make sure to turn OFF the oldies station. It just seems to excite them. Always check the back seat of your car. The first time that you are absolutely sure that the monster/killer is dead or the hellgate is finally closed forever, you are in the most danger. Don't relax. Objects moving in a mysterious fashion should be considered a very bad sign. If, on a stormy night, you find a window open which you thought was previously closed, do not close it. It may be your only way out when whatever has come in through it is chasing you. If you come into possession of a strange old artifact and any exotic person (old wizened oriental, gypsy, Indian medicine man) warns you to do/not do something, do not do just the opposite in order to demonstrate how silly he/she is. Anniversary nights of executions, horrible murders, or terrifying rituals should be viewed with fear. Especially on the spot where the event took place. Most especially on even century anniversaries. And certainly if you or a friend is somehow descended from one of the original participants. If one of your group is missing for a while and, upon returning, no longer seems as frightened, assuring you that there is really nothing to be worried about, do not let him/her get behind you. He/she has joined the other side. If your friend turns into a demon and then suddenly turns back to normal, kill him because he is not normal! After you kill the maniac, don't stand anywhere near the body and don't drop the gun, knife or other instrument of death because (1) he is not dead and (2) you will be needing the instrument of death again. Kill the person in the group who suggests that you split up. That will eventually get you killed. Kill the greedy person in the group. He/she will eventually get you killed. Never make fun of the local yokel's stories about deformed killer babies in backwoods towns--you can bet they are real and you might get them angry. Never be with the group who plays vicious pranks on the shy strange new kid. Those pranksters will soon meet their doom and often in a horribly gory way. If someone in your group is too scared to shoot when the monster is bearing down on you, grab the gun and shoot the monster yourself, or use your weapon to kill both the monster and your friend, especially if there are more monsters around. Your friend was dead weight. Go ahead and slap the screaming hysterical girl because she will be the one to distract everyone when there really is danger. Nothing is ever over if it is still nighttime. If it seems as though you have just woken up from a horrible nightmare, chances are you are still in grave danger. Take heed of all warnings from animals and children. They usually know more than you do. When fleeing some peril (mutant rats, lava, Oakland Raiders fans, etc.), do not keep turning around to see how close it is/they are behind you. This slows you down and increases your chances of getting caught by said peril. Never run to the top floor of any building if you are being chased by a maniac/monster. Your only way out will be to jump. Never publicly announce your plans for the future if you make it out alive. It guarantees that you have no future. Never under any circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased. If you're ever lost in the woods filming a documentary, don't stop and collect little stick figures. Never trust your best boy/girl friend. As soon as the monster or spirt can, it's going to take over his/her mind and that friend will turn on you. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. Don't make fun of or play with dead things. If you see a town that looks deserted except for children, do not try to "help" them - they will eat you. Whenever you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone. Do not allow crewmates back aboard the craft if you find hideous parasites attached to their bodies. Be forewarned that a gun is good only for ALMOST killing the monster, never for COMPLETELY killing it. Be sure to have an extra weapon, preferably one with a "flair" (a knife, a harpoon, a heavy box, razor confetti, pop tarts, etc.) Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or the voice of a dear relative whom you THOUGHT was dead. Never bathe, especially when in the house alone. Never camp or build homes on Indian burial grounds. If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, and you say "Tom, Tom is that you?" and Tom does not answer, run away. If you have to run away, taking a bus is your best bet. If you take a car, the monster will be in it. Never bring the cat or any member of your family back from the dead. Try to make friends with someone from your own species. If your only friends are rats, insects or anyone who is invisible, you are going to DIE. If you realize that a car has been operating on its own, get away from it immediately. Do not touch it, and above all, NEVER get in, especially in the driver's seat! If your child or infant seems especially bright, beautiful, AND has piercing blue eyes, kill it immediately. If you can't do that, have a priest or retired mystery writer do it for you. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you lean over a cliff, shimmy out on a tree branch, cross a train tressle, or climb a ladder to rescue the tyke from certain death - it is a TRAP. Never accept a job as a camp counselor. Do NOT drink alcohol if you are underage. Never turn off the radio or TV when an emergency news bulletin is on - unless you want to be in the next bulletin. If someone tells you "Wait right here," heed that person's order and don't go anywhere. Never assume that everything is going to be all right. It won't be. Never go for a walk by yourself, especially in the wilderness. Don't mockingly go "Oo-ee-oo!" to jokes about how creepy something is. When the monster is running after you, run out the door rather than up the stairs. |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| I'm really debating whether to see it or not. I may this weekend when I get to babysit. Is it really worthwhile? | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| I thought you could only play it on Battle.net... |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do.  Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Sometimes you can find a cute chubby girl to cuddle with. I remember such a relationship a long time ago. Cuddling is the best hug you could ever get while sex is the best kiss. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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-Baldur's Gate -Baldur's Gate II -Half-Life -Half-Life: Opposing Force -Half-Life: Team Fortress Classic -Half-Life: Counter-Strike -Half-Life: Blue Shift -Half-Life 2 -Half-Life Counter-Strike: Source -Age of Empires -Age of Empires II -Age of Mythology -Age of Mythology: Titans -Need For Speed II SE -Need For Speed III -House of the Dead -House of the Dead II -Manhunt -Cossacks -1602 A.D. -Sim City 2000 -Sim City 3000 -Streets of Sim City -Decent II -Monster Truck Madness II -Starcraft -Starcraft: Brood War -Postal2 -Postal2: Apocalypse Weekend -McGee's American Alice -Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun -Command and Conquer: Red Alert -Quake II -Unreal Tournament II -Unreal Tournament 2004 -Doom II -Doom III SNES -Super Mario World -Super Mario Allstars -Yoshi's Island -Donkey Kong Country -Donkey Kong Country 2 -Donkey Kong Country 3 -Final Fight II -Super Chase HQ -Rampart -Mario Kart -TMNT IV: Turtles in Time -Primal Rage -Mortal Kombat II -Mortal Kombat III -Ultimate Mortal Kombat III PS2 -Timesplitters -Timesplitters 2 -Timesplitters: Future Perfect -Twisted Metal: Black -Gran Turismo 3 A-spec -Clock Tower 3 -Resident Evil 4 -Resident Evil X: Code Veronica -Silent Hill 3 -Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance -Grand Theft Auto: Vice City -Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas -James Bond 007: Agent under Fire -Armored Core 2 -Armored Core 2: Another Age -Armored Core 3 -Armored Core 3: Silent Line -Armored Core: Nexus -Castlevania: Lament of Innocence -Metal Gear Solid 2 -Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater -The Suffering |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Nope, I've done that several times and nothing seems to happen. Just as long as it didn't taste funny or looked like cottage cheese. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| (please sticky)
To give your artwork more purpose in terms of the image, let me introduce the Principles of Design... 1.) Focal Point -You need to draw the attention of your audience. Whatever is important in your image needs to be seen clearly. You can emphasize the main stimulus by modifying the size, color, and other stimuli (ie, arrows pointing at the main stimulus). 2.) Unity -Keep one persistant style, something all your stimuli have in common. This could include color scheme, brush strokes, patterns, etc. This also helps your image appear less busy. 3.) Variety -Use different shapes and sizes to make the image less boring. I know this sounds contradictory to unity but it can be worked around. 4.) Balance -Does this mean symmetry? No. Even out everything in the image to make your composition more interesting. 5.) Space -Another principle to keep your image from looking busy. With a lack of space, you can get ugly results and confused viewers. 6.) Scale -Keep things in proportion. Good use of this principle can enhance the depth in your image. 7.) Rhythm -A static image is a boring image. Liven your stimulus by changing the shape. 8.) Economy -Using less to make more can definately help draw more attention to the focal point. Explaining artwork as an artist If you're serious about your work, explain... -How you utilized any of the principles above -The purpose of your art -What inspired you to do the piece Affirmations as an artist and a viewer I cringe everytime someone posts a great piece of work and some empty-minded cabbagehead says, "Very nice work! I LIKE IT!". Is that all!? If you consider yourself an artist or a critic, give an objective opinion BEFORE stating why you like/dislike the piece. An objective opinion is a non-emotional comment dealing with how the image was created. A subjective opinion is why you like/dislike the image. Please, if you want to make your opinion count, show them that you know something about art before giving the artist a thumbs up/down. (edited by [GGS] Cruel Justice on 12-03-05 12:27 AM) |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| It's creative and it looks like Willy Wonka exploded on it. That being said, if I find a blood-sucking oompa loompa in there, I'll hit you. Other than that, it's a relief to FINALLY see an honest to goodness graphic hack. Well-done!
btw, how long did this thing take? |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| You could always do the classic whipped cream or warm water tactic on them. Give them a rude awakening by doodling on their face. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| A tad watered down but I'm really sick of Jon Stewart, so meh...
I say it's a pissing contest between the two guys to see who's the most political. But overall, politics bore me so I don't really watch it. |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| It's on AdultSwim, but if it's cancelled on Fox, uncancel it. The more Futurama the marrier. Fox sucks not only for their crappy new shows to boost the rating but because they cancel cool shows to bring in more MTV-related garbage. (edited by [GGS] Cruel Justice on 12-03-05 12:49 AM) |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Sounds about as illegal as crack. I remember FPI's hack was put onto a console and sold for some big bucks in Belgium (I think that was it). You could imagine most of us were baffled. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Bad production of some sort? They probably delayed a shipment or something. If it looks/smells/tastes funny, don't drink/eat it! | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| I noticed Mortal Kombat for GBA is really... lacking. The sound is cheap, the graphics have extra little pixels around the edges, and there's no fatalities. | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| I've looked at the screens again and might I make a slight suggestion for the background? To add more depth, perhaps you could adjust the brightness to add the illusion of shadow/fog to the levels? | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 5908 days Last view: 5908 days |
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| Are you talking about western dragons having large spleens? The eastern ones are serpentine, how did you come up with this conjecture? Are you rascist or something spleen squash dragon-hater!? |
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