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Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-20-05 07:43 PM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
Broke a gameboy once. Although I usually beat up my NES, it somehow works after so many bashings. You could kill someone with those controllers, easily. I broke holes in my walls with those things.

Have you ever had a stalker?
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-20-05 08:28 PM, in How many Boyfriends/Girlfriends have you ever had in your school days to now? Link
I'd say, roughly around 20.
Most of them were really short relationships. Some I could remember...

1.) This sadistic chick named Catherine, who looked like a nice girl. During our relationship, she loved to bite me (hard), smack me (hard), and basically, loved giving me pain. I was asleep once and she tried to shove glass down my throat. That was it, I didn't want to see her anymore.

2.) An athletic German girl named Allison had the nicest teeth (THE one million-dollar smile), short blonde hair, blue eyes. She used to be a really shy, somewhat stuck-up girl at the beginning of the year. She looked lonely so I asked if she was doing alright and a big tear rolled down a huge, glittering grin on her face. Things went really well until summer came around. Her dad was a military officer, very strict guy. He always tried to intimidate me and half the time I nearly pissed myself when he'd shout out to me. I agreed to mow their lawn one afternoon and I actually felt welcomed into their house. He said he was going to work and that he trusts me to keep a watch out for Allison. She was really happy that I won her dad's respect, so she invited me inside for a cold drink. Just as she hugged me, I said, "I'm sorry if I'm sweaty and gross right now.". I asked if I could use her shower really quick. I went upstairs to the bathroom, got undressed, showered. In the middle of it, she said, "I think I left something in the bathroom could you open the door?". I was a tad confused and asked, "What did you need?". She said, "I left a brush in there, you see it?". "I'm sorry, there's no brush." "Lemmie at least take a look!". I wrapped my towel around my waist, opened the door and she got pretty close to me. "Hi, don't you need to check for something? Why are you looking at me like that?". Out of nowhere, she grabbed my hand and said, "Let's go to my room!". "What about your dad!?" "He's gone now, we don't have much time.". She threw me on her bed and before I knew it, we were both naked and her dad was pulling up to the front. I tried to get her off as I needed to get my pants back on. Her dad was making his way up the stairs and he caught me. I knew the guy was gonna kill me at this point. I ran out of the house carrying my shirt as he said, "You son of a bitch! Get back here I'm gonna kill you!". I never went back to her house, and don't wish to.

3.) Julie (now my fiance), was perfect. She spikes her hair, has deep green eyes, and an "I'm gonna kick your ass" attitude. Her voice reminded me of Moro from Princess Mononoke, she happened to like wolves so I nicknamed her "Moro". She loved the rustic, denim look but was not afraid to do wild things like sharpen her nails to triangular points. Just when I thought that was good, she beat up a guy bigger than me. Although I was with someone else(Allison) at the time, I was starting to fall for her. I used to be her normal, everyday friend since the 5th grade. We shared stories and had a lot of laughs. Unlike a lot of girls I met, she took evil seriously, not as a cute little gimmick. Whenever she gets pissed off, even I have to walk away. She's one of those types that you cannot touch when she cries, unless you're me. There was a weird time when I was very depressed, she invited me over to her house for some movies. We got bored, drank beer, got drunk, said some weird things, then had sex. After knowing that we got very deep in one night, we didn't talk to eachother for about 3 weeks. We got back together and decided to except eachother as boyfriend and girlfriend. I'm now engaged to her and will officially marry when I have enough money for an actual house. Since then, things have been slow, but great.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-20-05 08:37 PM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
Originally posted by Santa-lastor the Stylish
Nope. Although Raven... How on earth do you BREAK A GAMEBOY?

Anyways.

Have you ever sent someone a broken or faulty piece of gaming equipment as a gift?


Eh heh, not a very fond memory I'll tell you that... I was pissed off for losing, I yelled at my friend for "not shutting the hell up", then I smashed the screen with my fist. oops. There was ink or something coming out.

And I lent a friend my sticky N64, the thing crapped out. Sadly, I told him to throw it away, as it was no longer useful. (I blame the annoying kids with the ice-cream pops).

Have you ever been to Disney Land/ World?
Cruel Justice
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Posted on 12-20-05 11:05 PM, in Weirdest/Most revolting Pizza creation you've eaten Link
If you've been to CiCi's pizza around 1997 or so, they had some gross pizzas.
One pizza was bread, chocolate and parmesian cheese. Another pizza was loaded with spinach and okra (I f*cking HATE okra).
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-20-05 11:10 PM, in Bacon Link
If you want flat, crispy, slightly-greasy bacon strips, try this:

-Take some strips of bacon, line them up on a plate, then put another plate flat on top of it.
-Set the microwave to 2:30min (I think on pwr 10)
-Lay the bacon strips on some paper towels to absorb the grease
-Flip them over, back to the plates
-Cook for another 2:30min

You have perfect bacon, enjoy!
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-20-05 11:13 PM, in So much stress (warning, contains explicit) Link
Here's a little tip:

GO OUTSIDE! GET SOME AIR!

ktheenks!
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 12:18 AM, in Not-so-Lost Thread #7, which is still alive even after two hack attacks Link
That would really suck if you broke your jaw and had to wear one of those things in your mouth. You'd have to be fed through a straw and hope to god that you don't get sick. If you throw up, you'll drown.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 12:27 AM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
Eh, no... too rich for me.

Have you ever been electrocuted?
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 12:55 AM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
Big bees, little bees... yeah. Once a huge black hornet stung me in the face. Felt like someone smacked me pretty damn hard.

Have you ever been picked on physically?
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 03:23 PM, in Hiccups Link
Just try to burp it out. It's merely air trapped in your esophagus.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 03:25 PM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
When I was very little. Nowadays I don't encounter any reactions from excessive caffene or sugar.

Have you ever fell from a height higher than 10ft?
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 04:37 PM, in Yet another poem... Link
Nice poem, don't take it too hard on yourself. All you need to do is playfully tease a couple girls for 5 minutes each, you should get it made pretty quick.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 04:39 PM, in The Truth, Bad idea? Link
The important thing is to have a relationship that you feel comfortable with. As long as you didn't sound like a jackass when you said it, you made the right choice. It's better to be honest than to allow things to drag you around. I'm glad you actually had the balls to say that, I raise my glass to ya!
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 04:44 PM, in What are you listening to? (EXPLAIN in paragraph form as well NOW) Link
Resident Evil Theme - Marilyn Manson

Very cold, creepy and genius. One of the best instrumentals made, this left me in chills the first time I heard it. Marilyn Manson, though notorious is one of the best musical artists of all time.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 04:53 PM, in Oh! Me! I'm here! Link
Hello Metal Knuckles! I hope your metal knuckles can break through coal because I'm throwing you in my mine with all the newbies! Welcome! *evil grin*
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 04:55 PM, in Hello Link
I don't recall your name, but welcome back. You don't have to work in my mines but I'll be watching you! *points and stares in suspicion*
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 05:00 PM, in How do I get music other than SMW's music? Link
peter: They are n00bs, they don't wish to read the rules first. I know, sad...
smouvy: blackhole89 is working on such a program but no word has come of it for awhile... I wouldn't bother him.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 05:02 PM, in How old are you? Link
This is a really dumb thread getting dumber. The post above was definately spam, as is almost all of the posts made here. Just look in the freaking profiles.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 05:05 PM, in Flash Thread - Post links to flash movies here. Link
Who can forget the Happy Tree Friends? My job sponsors this flash so my life is kinda flooded with this.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-21-05 05:09 PM, in Breeding enemies! Link
I made a jumping pirahna plant that breaks when you hit it with a shell. Would be nice to use as a withering pirahna or a mirage in a desert level.

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