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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-30-06 06:48 PM, in Happy birthday, Snow Tomato Link
Why isn't it closed? Because birthday threads shouldn't be in Craziness. ;P

(What? I wouldn't look for it there. It might end up in Craziness territory, but we start out in General yes?)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-30-06 06:52 PM, in Pick A Winner (NCAA Pool Thread) Link
I think that's also true at ESPN.com's game. I know I'm mathematically dead.

Hey, why not George Mason? Who do they have to beat? Florida and the LSU/Uckla winner. They already beat four restaurant-quality teams, who's to say they can't do it two more times?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-30-06 06:56 PM, in Fantasy Baseball Strikes Again! Link
Neener neener, I went with K/9. Whoever's got Brad Lidge is probably in the throes of non-stop orgasms.

Anyway, in another league (for a change, a normal size: 11 teams), here's my roster.

C: Kenji Johjima
1B: Prince Fielder
2B: Jeff Kent
SS: Michael Young
3B: Miguel Cabrera
OF: Adam Dunn, Coco Crisp, Brian Giles
Util: Jonny Gomes
Bench: Bill Hall, Chris Shelton, Curtis Granderson

SP: Carlos Zambrano, Noah Lowry
RP: Joe Nathan, Huston Street
P: Scott Kazmir, Chris Young, Ervin Santana
Bench: Mike Gonzalez, Francisco Liriano

The following trades have been proposed:
* Give Coco Crisp, get Scott Podsednik
* Give Chris Young, get Craig Biggio

Why would I ever make the second one? And as for the first, would the dropoff in hits (Crisp +30 in 2005), HR (Crisp +16) and RBI (Crisp +44) be worth the bump in steals (Podsednik +44)?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-30-06 07:01 PM, in Assholes in NYC Link
Originally posted by Plus Sign Abomination
Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on a Train

There is a runaway train and people are like jumping and running after it. And there are people on top. So Steven Segal comes.

Starring:

Samuel L. Jackson


"...that's IT. I've had enough of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' train! Everyone, strap in. I'm 'bout to open a window."

This scene (and movie) must be.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-31-06 02:49 AM, in Word of the Day Link
magniloquent
adj : lofty in speaking style.

"This thread, with everyone trying to show off their vocabularies, is lousy with magniloquence."
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-01-06 04:00 AM, in I am teh dead kthxbye Link
Friends ditched me half an hour away. In no condition to drive home. Therefore, I had to drive back (as I was ditched) and am now dead because I drove drunk.

(YOU decide what's true and what's not, considering the date and all that.)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-01-06 04:01 AM, in Photo Album thread. Link
Originally posted by Vyper
Originally posted by Sniper Skydude
Well, just because you don't spend time looking at them doesn't mean it needs to make you queasy. Now, if he had a shirt SHOWING that, well, I guess I could understand...but then, maybe you just don't have a good mental image blocker like I do.
It's the innuendo of the situation that makes me queasy, not the shirt, silly.



Loyal followers of his foibles have MUCH WORSE mental images, ya know. (ahem)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-01-06 04:03 AM, in Any kinks (or fetishes) of yours? Link
Originally posted by SuperKawaiiNeko
Uhh....I *REALLY* dont think anybody cares.

At all.

Hell, I never even noticed until you said something. Its not that big a deal.


Precisably. I say it shoulda been left as is, as a monument to the glory of the everlasting typo.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-01-06 04:19 AM, in Lost Thread #4026 Link
(points at date)

I do hope that's the case, although with his profile, it might just be a coinkydink.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-01-06 07:08 PM, in I am teh dead kthxbye Link
Eh, they weren't so much shitty as I didn't let them know I wasn't leaving. ;P Went off to get cigarettes, get back, and they're gone.

The worst part? All they had were Newports. I fuckin' HATE Newports!

But yeah, considering what condition I was in when I posted that (as you can guess), I'm amazed I made it home safely. No doing that again.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-03-06 05:31 PM, in WWE Thread (Test walked away from his shot at the ECW Championship? HE'S HARDCORE!) Link


Gee, wonder why Mickie was the crowd favorite.
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Posted on 04-05-06 03:41 AM, in WWE Thread (Test walked away from his shot at the ECW Championship? HE'S HARDCORE!) Link
Did he actually say "rofl" on the... instant... okay, not so funny.

Even if it was on the phone, it wouldn't be nearly as awesome as this. Oh yeah. Oh damn yeah.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 04-05-06 08:22 PM, in Legend of Zelda Movie? Link
Originally posted by Krusty Toenail
Since this is about video games going to movies how do you guys feel about Silent Hill?


No. No, it isn't. It's about a possible Zelda movie.
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Posted on 04-05-06 08:23 PM, in X-Men III: The Last Stand Link
Seen the trailer. Doesn't look bad, but my opinion may be less X-Men informed than others.
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Posted on 04-05-06 09:05 PM, in The Baseball Thread, 2006 (Teams spend money for the right to spend money. It's FAN-tastic!) Link
Originally posted by Zachio
Okay, so the Orioles won. too bad they can't play tampa bay 162 times, though. I think reality will come with the red sox.


...and the Yankees, and the White Sox, and the A's, and the Royals...

Red Sox Alumni Report! (Sponsorship pending.)

* Bronson Arroyo cranked off a homer in his first at-bat with the Reds. He also got the win, going 6.2 innings and striking out 7 while giving up 6 hits. He was rolling pretty well once he got out of the first.
* Derek Lowe? You have ADD. No, you're not dying. (Wonder how many people are gonna get THAT one.) But it does mean he gets to legally take adderall, which is verboten under the drug policy.
* Johnny Damon still can't throw.
* Kevin Millar just slapped a two-run single, Baltimore's up 5-1 in the FIRST. So far, he's batting .600 with an OPS of 1.400. In five at-bats.
* Mark Bellhorn is 0-for-1 with the Padres. Howeer, he has maintained his high standard of excellence in striking out, and is on pace to K in every AB this season.
* Wade Miller hasn't done anything for the Cubs. But he's off the DL.
* John Flaherty is still retired.
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Posted on 04-07-06 03:43 PM, in Beverages (Alcoholic) Link
Originally posted by mcknasty
Originally posted by Muzgash the Mean
I was playing beer pong with it and my team totally sucked so I lost a hell of alot. I think that I ended up drinking somewhere between 4 and 6 40oz's. I went to the hospital for like six or nine hours and by the time I got out I was still trashed. When they tested my BA level at the hospital it was like .28 and that was after I had puked for an hour and stopped drinking two hours before that.


between four and six 40s of steel reserve? i don't think i could even live through that.

a friend of mine claims to have had eight 40s (st ides i think) in one night. of course the only way he was able to keep it down was by doing plenty of coke also.


Well yeah, I would think the cocaina would help. I had one 40 during Senior Week (Olde English "800" HG, specifically) and I was D-U-N DONE. I bow down.
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Posted on 04-07-06 05:53 PM, in Overrated Movies that you've seen Link
Originally posted by windwaker
Originally posted by Skyon
Brokeback Mountain is overated. If you do the research, it actually didn't sell that well, it only won an award because the liberal media made it look like it was wonderful. Come on now! Who wants to see two hairy guys bumping up against the other.


Did you see it?

OH WAIT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUTTA THESE HERE FORUMS


...that's my line.

But really, as I understand it, the movie was a love story between two people who, due to circumstances, couldn't be together forever. They just happened to be guys. Don't see what's so bad about that.

(edited by drjayphd on 04-07-06 04:53 PM)
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Posted on 04-08-06 12:10 AM, in US government to issue mark of the beast Link
Originally posted by Zer0wned
this kinda reminds me, the first four letters/numbers of my ID card are D666... My mom is kinda supersticious, and she asked me to get a new one, it was funny.


Well, the US DoT did renumber US Route 666, and everyone kept stealing its signs...
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