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drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-22-06 08:57 PM, in Bashing the French Link
I wasn't aware anyone seriously bashed France, besides Bill O'Reilly. Was it him, by any chance? I mean, the whole France-bashing thing was stale about two years ago, if not longer.

Skyon: I saw an article about it and it does sound really intriguing, but I'll pass. Not something I'd go out of my way to watch.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-22-06 09:00 PM, in Church Endorsed Politics Link
Originally posted by Jomb
If our founding fathers were all such hard-core christians who would be ashamed of our seperation of church and state, then why did they write it into the constitution?


Because the Theopublicans can't be bothered to do any research and find out that amongst the founding fathers, deism was the main religion. We all know deism's main tenet is "God created the earth and THAT'S ALL HE DID," riiiight? Personally, I'm amazed the born again, SBC, and other factions can agree on anything, although I'm sure that won't last.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-23-06 02:59 AM, in Pick A Winner (NCAA Pool Thread) Link
Could be worse. ESPN said that on their site, no one has a perfect bracket. At least 800 of their 1.5 million players are completely out (as in, 0/16 on the Sweet 16), and only 0.3% of their users have all 16 teams right.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-23-06 07:44 PM, in My complaints against porn women Link
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
No but all porn I've seen... have included women screaming "SPANK ME DADDY AND SPANK ME HARD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!"... or like "F*** ME LIKE A WH***!!! AHHHHHH!!! UMGHFFF!!! OOOMMMMMMMFFF!!!!!".... I meant shit like that. I can't really control myself either... but I've never, ever sounded like that... and I think it's highly unlikely that girls scream out ridiculous things like that. I know I wouldn't... and I don't think I know many people who would.


I forget where it was, but I'd seen one clip where the woman was telling the guy to fuck her, you know, standard-issue dirty talk, with an accent, even. Which is double-plus good. Except she seemed like she was trying to prove the adage about "fuck" being usable for every word in the sentence. I mean, the clip was 20 seconds long and there had to be at least 20 "fuck"s in there, which is just ridiculous. Stick to eating his ass and calling him a little bitch, 'kay?

And another thing that grinds my gears: facials. If you meet someone who's into them, great, but they come along more... well, organically in real life. Not "okay, I'm gonna come" (gets on knees and makes about 25 sexy-kind-of faces at the camera, gets splattered). At least when done right.

Also, Snow Tomato, those movies are meant to be ridiculous. It's almost like they aren't even trying to go anywhere near accuracy, choosing to focus more on hilariously bad not-cunnilingus. (Roll call: who, while getting eaten out, likes it when the eater furiously shakes their head mid-oral?)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-23-06 07:47 PM, in Fantasy Baseball Strikes Again! Link
Forgot the draft goes by reeeeal fast when there's only five teams.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-23-06 07:52 PM, in Yet another image generator by me Link


How do you make these, anyways?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-23-06 10:37 PM, in Pick A Winner (NCAA Pool Thread) Link
And now, a visual interpretation of brackets the world over, mine included:



I do hope everyone ELSE had Duke in the champeenship game.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-23-06 10:44 PM, in Fantasy Baseball Strikes Again! Link
So long as it's not your entire roster... (checks)

Oh, good. 28 players total. I've got five. Here's the roll call:

Shotgun Sequencers: 7
Fireballs: 7
Bat Breakers: 6
UZR = Ratings: 5
$wingin' utter$: 3

I can't change how many players are on the list, but Yahoo'll update who's on it. I might need to drop it altogether, considering how many players per team are on it; there's no reason to lock in one-third of your roster, especially considering who'll be available. What say you? Drop the list?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-24-06 01:52 AM, in Fantasy Baseball Strikes Again! Link
Since I'm not sure who's gonna look at the front page, I have a proposition. Which stat do you prefer? The standard five (W, SV, K, ERA, WHIP) are in place. I have it at K/BB, but I'm not comfortable with that one. Feels redundant. So take your pick.

* Leave it at K/BB
* K/9 IP
* Holds
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-24-06 01:54 AM, in Pick A Winner (NCAA Pool Thread) Link
...aaaaaaaaaaand Gonzaga's out, 73-71. Fuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeee.

EDIT: In light of losing two more Final Four teams (Zags and Duke), this depiction of probably millions of brackets, as portrayed by residents of My Lai.



(edited by drjayphd + on 03-24-06 03:17 AM)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-24-06 04:13 AM, in David Gilmour - On an Island Link
Heard it in my friendly neighborhood indie record store.

If you love Pink Floyd, you'll love this album, because it's practically the same damn thing.
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Posted on 03-24-06 04:22 AM, in Yet another image generator by me Link
Originally posted by mvent2
Originally posted by drjayphd +


How do you make these, anyways?











(edited by drjayphd + on 03-24-06 03:35 AM)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-25-06 12:34 AM, in Yet another image generator by me Link

drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-26-06 04:47 AM, in Your Hauls: Movies and Music (BUT NOT GAMES!) You've Bought Recently (Now with extra anime!) Link
"Americans are not rated worthy enough to have the triple-disc version of Mclusky's sendoff compilation readily available at their local CD emporiums -- or appliance megastores, department stores, etc." -AllMusic on McLuskyism

-Me

-Some owl on the Internets
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Posted on 03-26-06 04:54 AM, in Yet another image generator by me Link
Originally posted by mvent2
Originally posted by drjayphd +







(edited by drjayphd + on 03-26-06 02:56 AM)
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-26-06 04:48 PM, in Yet another image generator by me Link
Originally posted by Danielle
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-27-06 04:14 PM, in Yet another image generator by me Link
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Posted on 03-29-06 09:42 PM, in Yet another image generator by me Link
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
Originally posted by drjayphd +

I love you, you win this thread D= (I've been watching too many cooking shows)





(edited by drjayphd + on 03-29-06 07:44 PM)
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-29-06 09:53 PM, in Photo Album thread. Link
Originally posted by Tommathy
Back on topic:

New Shirt


Nice... subtle. Like getting an LED belt buckle and programming it to say "I DO ANAL" (as seen at another board).

(Really, though, someone needs to do one along those lines, only for the underappreciated booby.)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-29-06 09:55 PM, in Holographic Storage (500GB per square inch) Link
Originally posted by emcee
Originally posted by HyperMackerel
There's an amazing new breakthrough in holographic laser super-cooled flux capacitor-based storage that stores 400TB per square inch and writes at 16GB/sec every month. I'll be amazed when I can go buy a multi-terabyte hard drive for the cost of a 300GB one now.


Now all we need is a source of 1.21 "jigga"watts of electricity.


(throws his diamonds in the sky, as he feels the vibe)

...wait, not THAT Jigga? Aww. Maybe when computers can run on garbage. Just don't put one in your car, especially if you like speeding during a thunderstorm.
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