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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-14-06 08:10 PM, in The Advantage Link
I hope not, Ran-chan. The designer DID try to link to a photo on his own comp...

As for the Ducktales song, it's on Elf Titled. Gonna have to go get that one yourself.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-15-06 03:32 AM, in The Return of: Truth or Truth!! Link
Contrary to me asking about gagging, no, I don't. (I asked because it seems to pop up in most of the free porn on a certain site. Why? Is it supposed to be, like, too much dick for her or something? Ye gods. I'm guessing this isn't as bad in gay porn.)

Q: Top or bottom?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-15-06 11:16 PM, in Snakes on a Plane Link
And there ain't a god damn thing you can do about it!

Greatness is assured since Samuel L. Jackson fought to make them change the title back to Snakes on a Plane. That's why he even signed on in the first place, innit?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-16-06 01:46 AM, in The Return of: Truth or Truth!! Link
Originally posted by NSNick
I actually prefer smaller ones. Just my preference, I guess.

Ever watch porn with your significant other? If so, did you ever watch it to get in the mood?


Nah, but my ex would get in the mood watching American Beauty. Even though Thora Birch's boobs are spectabulously lopsided.

How old when you lost it?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-16-06 02:45 AM, in Most quotable movie? Link
Easy topic. What movie's the most quotable? Lately, I've gotta say The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Especially the deleted scenes. For instance, the long-form version of the "you know how I know you're gay?" scene:

David: "You know how I know you were gay?"
Cal: "How'd you know I was gay?"
David: "Because you gave me a reach-around when you mounted me."
Cal: "I was just being considerate."

And:

Cal: "She's a grandma? Man. I wish my grandma looked like that. My grandma looks like Jack Palance. If Jack Palance looked like her I'd wanna fuck Jack Palance."

But let us not forget the waxing scene.

Andy: "AUUUUUUUUUUUGH KELLY CLARKSON!"
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-16-06 03:50 PM, in All I have to say about this video is "ECKS FUCKING DEE" Link
Originally posted by Millenia
Sides, I thought this was about two admins before I started reading this thread.


(bows down to the funny)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-17-06 12:35 AM, in Most quotable movie? Link
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
We also quote "Clerks"..alot
"Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!"... it's versatile... because "parking lot" can be replaced.


"Hey, get back here!"

Oh, and ATHF discussion goes in its proper thread. Dunno if there is one.
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Posted on 02-17-06 12:37 AM, in Snakes on a Plane Link
Originally posted by Apophis
William Wallace? wtf are you talking about?


Braveheart. William Wallace is the hero, but he gets tortured and killed at the end (ZOMG SPOILER!). But since he's played by Mel Gibson and His Martyr Complex, that shouldn't really count.
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Posted on 02-17-06 02:22 PM, in All I have to say about this video is "ECKS FUCKING DEE" Link
Originally posted by Ran-chan +
And how the hell would a microwave fit in another microwave?


A really small one into a really big one? Try thinking before you post.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-18-06 03:12 AM, in Daiz Made Joystiq! Link
Originally posted by Colin
And he can't drop any more hints on SC4, huh?

Seriously, this kicks ass. We have people programming for companies and people being accepted to DigiPen and WOW.


And yet, I'm getting more shit dumped on me at work. Although I might get to interview a Certain Unnamed Reality Show Contestant in the near future. We'll see.

(Oh, and I didn't know about SC3... )
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Posted on 02-19-06 01:51 AM, in Most quotable movie? Link
"It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."

You really can't sleep on Airplane!, people. (shakes head)
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-19-06 02:16 AM, in Celebrity Crush Link
Straight guys who can't admit they're gay for Johnny Depp are lying to themselves.

But in a purely heterosexual fashion, Salma Hayek and Angeline Jolie. But who doesn't have a crush on the latter?
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-19-06 05:25 PM, in The Torino Olympics: Day 5 (CURLING CURLING CURLING CURLING!) Link
Fun fact: They're still most likely going to make the medal round. Unless (I think) Kazhakstan can win by 14 goals, along with more stuff.

Oh, and hooray curling.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-20-06 02:22 AM, in US to Rest of World: Sorry About Iowa Link
Travis Frey, what is your problem?

This guy drafted a "contract of wifely expectations". Everything from hygiene to... well, "Good Behavior Days". How can you earn them?

Shaving will be done every third day, and includes underarms, legs, and pubic area (navel to anus), all areas are to be completely clean shaven. Every Saturday you are to use the Walh [sic] clippers with a guard no greater than 1/2", and then present yourself to me for a measurement checks [sic].
Above your vaginal slit you can have; 1) A rectangle patch; that must be centered above your vaginal slit, it will have a length no greater than 3/4" [sic] the length of your vaginal slit, no wider than 1 in; 2) Any other shape or design that is centered and above your vaginal slit, with an area of no greater than that of an equilateral triangle with a height of 3/4" [sic] the length of your vaginal slit; or 3) Completely and totally clean shaven. Regardless of which choice of shave, noncompliance is based on a #2 rate.


It gets MUCH worse, but you have to read the contract for yourself. For instance:

Originally posted by NY Daily News
Under the heading of "My Time," Travis Frey stipulated his wife to "be subservient, submissive and totally obedient" and "to do what you are asked, when you are asked, how you are asked" and "perform any and all sexual acts."


That came from a story here. The good news? He's on trial for kidnapping his wife (who never signed the contract) after tying her to a bed, which he mentioned in the contract as punishment for not adhering to his standards. Then, prosecutors added 12 counts of exploitation of a minor after poking around his computer during the investigation. Also in Iowa's favor, the kidnapping charge carries a life sentence without parole.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-20-06 02:28 AM, in Most quotable movie? Link
Mean Girls? You mean classics like:

"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"

And we can't forget:

"Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?"
"No."
"What are marijuana tablets?"
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Posted on 02-20-06 03:32 AM, in Celebrity Crush Link
Oh, all right, I can't type. I was busy at the time.

And nobody went to the link I mentioned, did they? (shakes head)

Kate Winslet wins, too.
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Posted on 02-20-06 04:58 PM, in The Torino Olympics: Day 5 (CURLING CURLING CURLING CURLING!) Link
Originally posted by Salmon
Edit: And I know I asked this 4 years ago, but I never got a good answer. Why is it that over there 'cross the pond, you score nations only by how many medals they've taken? The official way to do it is by scoring gold medals first, then silver if gold is tied, then bronze.


We want Norway to feel special.
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