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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST)                  Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Drinking excess quantities of alcohol would cause me to.. uh, die.
I dunno. Did I tell you guys I was diabetic yet? In before Wilford Brimley jokes. DIABEETUS |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Buy Shower Shock. Bathe repeatedly. Take pictures.
NEEEEEXT |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST)  Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Ordinarily, it would have been common for Mel to have shook of Kirbynite with an arm, swatting him away, possibly with a newspaper if one was available. It came as a surprise then, that he quietly planted both hands just under the Dreamlander's stubby arms and set him down at his side, and began making hasty strides towards the smoking Q-Parts.. passing them by, and disappearing into the clearing smoke.
Several moments later, the fog lifted.. to Mel, his left foot pressed down on his replicant, who has his hands around his ankle as his heel pressed into his neck. Mel held a Gauss Machine Gun in his left hand, pointed directly at his clone's forehead, as the ends of his clothing were invisibly eaten away, turning into sparkling orange particles that dispersed in the sky. REPLI-MEL: It is with much regret.. that I cannot wait for you in Hell. MEL: ? The replicant grinned madly, and shook his head, removing a hand from Mel's ankle and pointing a finger up at him, paralleling the way he is pointing his gun downward. REPLI-MEL: You.. and your robot will float aimlessly through time and space, for all eternity.. In an instant, the clone became a simple puff of orange dust, that floated into the air and dispersed. Mel shook his foot off, then turned to look behind him to the completed Q-Parts.. as something shiny dropped towards it from the sky. At that very instant, Mel broke into a dead run, as a severed metallic hand with an extremely long cable extending from the wrist locked onto one of the Pas-Q Machine's points, and began to drag it along. Mel began to catch up as the device was pulled into the air, and leapt into the air - just as the cable was whipped from it's source, bringing the black, star-shaped object back to.. MEL: You! All attention turned to a man standing on one a corner of one of several lobby floors positioned in various intervals up Building B's height. He bore a distinct resemblance to Mel, but looked more like a relative or a cousin than a clone. His hair was frizzy and brown, his form gaunt and lanky. He had a somewhat long face, and bore opaque rectangular glasses on his face. He wore a brown sweatervest atop a long-sleeved white collared shirt, with a red tie and dark slacks. His distinctly automail-styled hand snapped back to it's just-as-prosthetic wrist, and he tucked the alien object under his arm. MEL: Palus Melvin. PALUS MELVIN: I thought I had successfully discarded you in the Void, when we had last met. Palus Melvin looked to the crippled Melvin Robo G, then the Melvin Robo, then to the rest of those assembled, and snorted. PALUS MELVIN: What a pathetic replicant, having fallen to such a ragtag group. A crippled Melvin Robo, and a trio of obsolete models.. I would have dubbed his creation a waste of good ether, if it hadn't procured me the Pas-Q Machine. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Palus Melvin did not even hesitate to leap off the building, as an assortment of multicolored energy blasts hovered directly by him. A flurry of white beams encircled by smaller, twisting blue rails came at him from the other direction, as Mel opened with both Gauss Machine Guns.
Dropping to the ground, Palus Melvin reached into his sweatervest with one hand, drawing what looked to be an antique Red 9 Mauser. It proved to be otherwise, however, when it's bullet skimmed past Mel, impacting into a waylaid car - and exploded into a tremendous blue dome-shaped fireball. Firing several more shots, he leapt to the top of a street lamp and up into the sky again, his black dress shoes flaring up at the heels and propelling him skyward.. when Smithy, still inside the Melvin Robo, shot in front of him, it's eyeglasses growing a bright purple. SMITHY: Not so fast! Melvin Beam! Palus Melvin thrust his hand out, pinky and pointer extending, as a bright red aura began to heat the air around him - and divided the twin purple beans in twain, reflecting them directly around him. One barely scritched the side of one of the ZIG Fighter's pods, the other plowing directly into Building A. The Melvin Robo hovered in place momentarily - and then Palus Melvin pushed his hand towards it, sending it flying into the ground without even touching it. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Mel raised an arm, cocked at the elbow ninety degrees like a squadron captain about to give a signal.
MEL: Do we have something explosive? Smithy knelt down onto one knee. His forward leg snapped outward just below the knee, of which a small turret rose out of. SMITHY: Trajectory? Mel paused. MEL: T.. the steeple. Shoot the steeple! Without hesitation, something clicked in Smithy's mind, causing his knee to emit a loud crack and fire a comically bullet-shaped shell into the air, which detonated against the steeple, causing the entire house to shake and rock violently. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| As chaos erupted and several parties leaped into direct combat, Mel and Smithy stood ignored behind the group. Mel's hands rummaged inside his pockets.. and he produced a Ultra Ball with a thin coat of dust atop it..
SMITHY: Is that.. MEL: It is. He didn't even throw the ball, as is traditional custom - he gave a flick of his wrist, sending the Ultra Ball arcing into the air and to the ground several feet away. The two halves separates, the ball snapping open, and multiple steams of blinding light issuing forth.. The air in the entire area, while warm before, suddenly drastically dropped in temperature. The chill was so great, snowflakes instantly began to fall from the sky - as a slim, yet curvaceous girl, evidently in the nude yet not revealing anything (as if wearing a bodysuit) appeared from the light, floating in the sky. Her skin was almost chalk-white, with a tinge of blue to it - the color of snow. MEL: Rui. The girl swiveled around in midair, bowing softly to Mel. RUI: I am glad to finally see you again, Master. Your command? Mel wasted no time in gesturing towards the distracted Billy and Kidd, as well as their Pokemon. MEL: Now, Rui! Use your Blizzard attack! Rui used Blizzard! Rui swiveled back towards Billy and Kidd, bringing her right arm back behinds her, and then sweeping it up in front of her. Like someone swinging a tremendous paper fan in the middle of a dusty desert, a tremendous wave of ice and frost swept up in front of her, rushing towards the two Team Rocket members and their Pokemon, and completely engulfing them in a rush of white and blue, that left only gigantic, spiky blue crystals in it's wake. It's super effective! |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST)  Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Are we doing this again?
Between schoolwork, drama, debate, Phantasy Star Universe, and message boards, you guys give me almost no time for masturbating. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Rui had somewhat of a frown on her face, as she slowly hovered backwards to Mel and Smithy.
RUI: Aaa... That did nothing.. gomen ._. MEL: Don't sweat it. You're still leveling up, after all. Rui forced a smile, and offered a soft bow as an Ultra Ball bounced off her forehead, turning her into a cloud of red energy that spiraled into the ball before it snapped shut. Pocketing the Ultra Ball, Mel crossed his arms over his stomach. MEL: Well. So we're up another Star Stone, and... Kirby has been turned into this furry cat thing. SMITHY: "Halt! I am Cat-Man. I'll scratch your face off." Mel, however, skidded to a stop directly beside Vivian, casually stretching out an arm behind her to plant his hand on a conveniently placed tree. He rubbed his other hand's fingernails against his coat, and cleared his throat. MEL: Hey there. You come here often? (edited by Tripcode Mel on 12-31-06 03:15 AM) |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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SMITHY: MY HAND! It's fading away! I'm being McFly'd! All eyes briefly turn to the mangaka in the back of the room. His chair sits upturned on the floor, and he lies beside it, convulsing rapidly and making spastic movements. His eyes are wide, and he makes random guttural noises, all evident signs of a seizure. (edited by JDavis on 01-03-07 03:12 PM) (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-04-07 11:57 AM) (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-04-07 12:04 PM) (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-04-07 01:48 PM) (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-06-07 01:34 PM) |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| MEL: NYUUUUUURGH (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-04-07 12:11 PM) |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| The mangaka had stopped moving for several minutes now.. and exhaustedly leaned up, righting his chair and clambering back onto it, before slouching down into his seat. He looked over to Rushuna, and gave her a tired smile, reaching over to pat the girl on the head.
MEL: < Ha, ha.. Thank you. You're too kind.. Rushuna-chan. > (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-06-07 01:17 PM) (edited by Tripcode Mel on 01-06-07 01:34 PM) |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| http://youtube.com/watch?v=c2AGoLLWdMI
Hey kids! It's Go Nagai, presenting Kotetsushin Jeeg! That's right. Kotetsushin Jeeg. It's not a typo. It's a remake. It's going to be on TV in Japan in April. And it's going to be fucking awesome. I swear to God I'm going to punch someone in half if there isn't a Soul of Chogokin made of this. The very same if Daimos isn't remade in this string of "everything old is new again" releases. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| Now you're cooking with gas.
Kotetsu Jeeg was an oldschool 70's super robot anime, created by Go Nagai, who is considered the father of robot anime - among his creations are classics such as Getter Robo and Mazinger Z. The story is centered around this kid named Hiroshi, a racecar driver who gets into a wreck and has his body restored by his father shortly before he dies. It's afterward that Hiroshi finds out his dad turned him into a cyborg, and that he can now transform into the head of a robot called Kotetsu Jeeg. (Trans.: Steel Jeeg) What Jeeg brought to the table as far as mech designs go was it's interchanging parts. Jeeg starts off as only the head the transformed Hiroshi, and then the rest of it's body parts are launched to it individually by a plane, the Big Shooter. Individual parts all link at major joints and thus can be swapped out individually, leading not just to hot-swapping to repair damage, but to interchangeable weapons such as Jeeg's Mach Drills, which replace his hands, or a four-legged horse attachment that changes in at the waist and effectively turns Jeeg into a centaur. It also made for really awesome action figures. EDIT: Spanish OP for Kotetsu Jeeg. Where it is evidently called, "Jeeg Robot." 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwEsvS0dbo&mode=related&search= I'm confident that Kotetsushin Jeeg is going to be awesome. Not only is the director the same guy who did New Getter Robo, but there's going to be an international conflict between Spain and Japan if they manage to mess up Jeeg. (edited by Tripcode Mel on 02-06-07 04:38 AM) |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 5912 days Last view: 5912 days |
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| http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/09/anna-nicole-media-embarassment/
Go to the end of the video. Last ten seconds. Best thing ever. |
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