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Posted on 05-23-06 04:51 AM, in Go on. Ask me. Link
1. Graphically describe the method you would use to kill lamers if you could do so, wanted to and were allowed to get away with it, right down to the very last gory detail.

2. lf you were the only person on Earth for one day, what would you do?

3. Consider this. The world is going to be destroyed in 24 hours, and you (secretly) have the power to stop it, although no one will believe you if you tell them. Everyone is doing everything they always wanted to do, such as looting, having unprotected sex, murder, and more. Do you go ahead and stop the destruction just to be a sadistic bastard, stop it for some other reason, join in the madness and then stop it, do nothing, or something else?

4. Pro Skub or Anti Skub?


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Posted on 05-23-06 04:57 AM, in Vanishing Exit Tape Link
Originally posted by NightKev
Link to a horizontal level...?
And I forgot the zsnes screenshot feature, what is it again...?


Press F1, and you'll see what to do from there. To link to a horozontal level, use a screen exit and an exit enabled pipe. By the way, fix the messed up tiles by going to Options - Change Other Properties, and selecting the Layer 2 (BG) Scrolling Rate to have a V-Scroll of Slow or None (preferably slow).
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Posted on 05-23-06 05:17 AM, in I have never seen a bigger, more blatant crock of shit than this. Link
Ever. No, seriously. This is just incredibly stupid. I stopped reading and confirmed it retarded right after "I have received information psychically". All that scientific mumbo-jumbo is obviously just a ploy to make it look legit - when in reality it makes no sense at all. The fact that some people are actually taking it seriously makes me lose faith in humanity.
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Posted on 05-24-06 03:19 AM, in smilicons, attack of the. Link
Try this on for size, comrades.

















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Posted on 05-24-06 07:47 PM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
I have a goomba from the same line that does a flip after being pushed down... But it's broken now


My grandmother used to have one of those...don't know what happened to it though. I had a Green Paratroopa with moving legs as well as the spring Raccoon Mario, but both have been lost in the threads of cardboard.
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Posted on 05-25-06 03:32 AM, in What the... Link
At any rate, just moving it to the crap forum isn't enough. Quite frankly, I don't think the idiots will give a damn. In fact, enforcing the rules strictly doesn't seem to be working out either (be it because of general laziness or some other reason). There are ways to make an intelligent SMW Forum happen, however. Most notably, banning (new) idiots on sight (idiot being defined as someone who isn't even trying or reading the help file, not necessarily those with terrible grammar), as well as those who are consistantly moronic. Of course, that would be a last resort method. We could try more humane methods (such as reform) first. And if that doesn't work, we could try forceful reform, that is, forcing all new users to read ALL the stickies. Daily. And if all else fails, then by all means let the genocide begin!
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Posted on 05-25-06 03:39 AM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
You know, this talk about the Super Mario Bros. movie reminds me of a dumb conspiracy theory I heard about it. To wit...

Towards the end of the film, the two dimensions in which this terrible yet strangely entertaining movie take place merge. The film makers show this by having the actors and various structures "dissolve" into the opposite dimension from where they are. This is where it gets interesting.

This film deliberately and explicitly shows the twin towers dissolve into nothing. The natural reaction to this is to think that it is merely a coincidence. However, the plot thickens...

Hollywood Pictures (the studio responsible for Super Mario Bros) was largely owned by Saudi businessmen. This leads me to believe that they, not the director (who of course is innocent in this debacle), decided to put that shot into the film. Was it a warning sign of 9/11? Was it some sort of subliminal propaganda? The answer is neither.

Super Mario Bros was released in 1993, meaning it was filmed and edited in 1992. The twin towers dissolving was an allusion to the then-near-future attempt to blow-up the World Trade Center in 1993. By why Super Mario Bros?

Certain reports state that Osama bin Laden was once an avid gamer. His favorite game? You guessed it: Super Mario Bros. It seems that terrorists in the early nineties used mass media to tease the United States. Sadly, no one caught on.

I'm not surprised that I am the first to put together the pieces. Clearly, no one in their right mind has seen Super Mario Bros since the Clinton Administration, which, as we all know, was a time when terrorism was less of an issue, as the president's promiscuity always made the top headlines.

What I propose is that all copies of Super Mario Bros be recalled. Whether it is on VHS, Beta, or even LaserDisc (I hope for the sake of standards in the film industry that this film was never put onto DVD). All copies must be returned to the distributer. This film forsakes our nation and its stand for democracy. If no recall is found to be necessary by the distributor (the same ones who put that shot into the film, mind you), I propose that each owner of Super Mario Bros takes it upon his or herself to destroy the movie. This can be done by either by burning it (please check with your local fire chief on what the restrictions are for making fires in your community), or by other means.


Speaking of Mario and conspiracy theories, I once made a parody of that 9/11 conspiracy theory that involved Wingdings about Mario. Which made little sense (even including a point that had nothing to do with Mario or the theory at all) with no general conclusion, but that was kind of the point. I'll see if I can dig it up.


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Posted on 05-25-06 03:51 AM, in The Video Game Screenshot Game! Link
I believe 24B's proper name is Arctic Wyvern.
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Posted on 05-27-06 08:28 AM, in Does anybody here listen to video game music? Link
I have a whole collection of it. It's mostly direct from the game itself, as I don't like OC Mix or any of that shit. Ones I have include...

Pokemon Stadium
DKC1-3
Contra games
Diddy Kong Racing
Most FF games
Earthbound (this plus the Winamp color trick = hours of drug-simulating entertainment)
Earthworm Jim
Mario Games
Sonic Games
Mega Man X Games
And so on...


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Posted on 05-27-06 09:22 AM, in DailyCycle 2 Link
Meh, I always wanted a DailyCycle 2, but I was expecting it to be a little more graphical than that. This works just as well, however, and the colors make a little more sense than they do in the original Daily Cycle. So, are the different cycles for different times of the day, or are they completely seperate board schemes?
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Posted on 05-27-06 09:21 PM, in May 2006 ACS Rankings Link
And I'm getting close to 2325! Wow, just seven more posts at this rate of posting I've been doing lately, and I'll be well on my way to 2326 in no time!
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Posted on 05-27-06 09:28 PM, in Super Mario World in: the form of a romantic message?! Link
I think it's trying to teach you SMW Hacking...more specifically how to put it into "romantic art" or express your love for someone through it through some scavenger hunt. I didn't pay much attention for fear of my IQ dropping. Seriously, someone like Legoman could produce better quality hacks than this. This is...like one of those old SMW Hacks. Indeed, Legoman at least tries (or tried).


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Posted on 05-28-06 09:08 AM, in May 2006 ACS Rankings Link
Everyone who ranks high in the ACS (except Traps when he was still allowed) has that same activity spike during 23:00 hours. For obvious reasons. Xkeeper is the best example of an active user who has many posts made around various times.
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Posted on 05-28-06 09:10 AM, in If you are reading this, send me a private message. Link
I'm collecting unread PMs. For no reason, just for fun basically.

(in all seriousness, when the boards were spazzing out earlier today, I was sent a private message which I now cannot read because it just doesn't show up - I don't care about fixing it really.)


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Posted on 05-28-06 09:22 AM, in Fuck. Link
resso>Fuck.




It's a huge paper written by a law student on the word "fuck" and how it applies to law. It also covers other aspects of it, such as the history of the word, taboo language in general, and more. It's...quite the long read, to put it blunt. It's quite interesting, though. Check it out.


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Posted on 05-28-06 10:12 AM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
All the CPUs are lame if you know what you're doing. They always have a concise pattern at higher levels, trying the best method to attack you, making them very easy to predict. I've heard some people say they have more problems fighting level 7 or 8 CPUs than Level 9 CPUs due to the randomness involved.
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Posted on 05-28-06 10:18 AM, in DailyCycle 2 Link
Originally posted by Colin
It would be neat if the clouds/rain were random... you know, the board randomly chooses weather for the day.


Although that would make it cool, that would get as annoying as the frequent rain in GTAIII. Well, seeing it, maybe not, but the general idea is the same. It could ruin your posting mood.
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Posted on 05-31-06 04:11 AM, in Okay...this game is seriously wrong. Link
Don't Shoot the Puppy, a game that requires intense willpower. Some levels try to annoy you into shoot him, and others try to trick you somehow. They will do everything in their power to get you to shoot the little thing. But patience is the key.


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Posted on 05-31-06 09:13 PM, in My hack for download! Link
Originally posted by GGS Cruel Justice
Making a crappy thread like this is like aborting a fetus...


Messy, doable by yourself with a clotheshanger, deemed immoral and/or murder by a lot of protest groups, and providing opportunity for stem-cell research?

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Posted on 06-03-06 01:06 AM, in ATS ate: Tourney on I guess? Link
Originally posted by Cirvante
WARNING! DRAMA LEVELS RISING!

ABORT! ABORT!


You're a pussy wuss. Seriously. There are much worse kinds of drama than this that I've seen and even triggered, and it tends to affect the entire board. Talking about religion is sure to cause a debate, yes, but it's nothing compared to some of the potential for drama. I won't go into detail for your sake.


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