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Darkdata 980 Since: 02-25-06 From: Newfoundland Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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With the holiday season coming up I would like to wish you all a ....
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make The world great. Not to imply that our world is necessarily greater than any other world nor the only world in the Milky Way or indeed any other galaxy. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the ‘wishee’. By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Have a great winter break everyone. (edited by Darkdata on 12-31-06 11:27 AM) |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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You call that legalese? It doesn't have the warranty disclaimer as sections 19 and 20 IN ALL CAPS FOR NO REAL REASON. Nor does it state that I can't sue for any more than I paid for the (free ) product. (edited by Alice on 12-19-06 06:15 PM) |
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Schweiz oder etwas [12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain Since: 11-17-05 From: Kingston, Rhode Island Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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I'm totally gonna sue Darkdata for $0,000,000,000,000,000. (edited by Grey on 12-20-06 10:48 AM) |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Not only is it poor legalese, but it's a bit early too. You want to try nail someone with this on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, not a few days earlier when they're running around trying to get stuff done.
It just confuses them. |
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the real wart Paragoomba Since: 12-22-06 Last post: 6453 days Last view: 6447 days |
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Lakithunder Darknut Since: 09-18-06 From: The Wind Fish's Dream Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by the real wart And they say I lack content. |
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