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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Beloved family man found dead after decades of increasingly manic behavior
Tuesday, August 8th Brooklyn, New York Mario Jumpman commit suicide last night, and was found drowned in a lake earlier today. Said a local man wishing to remain anonymous, "He was a great guy. Everyone in the community thought so; he was a brilliant carpenter. I haven't seen much of him since about 25 years ago, but we were great friends back then. It's just so hard to accept that he's gone now." Family had been concerned after onset of depression 25 years ago believed to be triggered when his pet monkey, Kong, escaped and fled to a construction site, where it fell to its death. Mario turned to growing hallucinogenic mushrooms to escape the depression, taking a toll on his mind. He became dejected, periodically mumbling about being a plumber with an imagined brother, and later fighting a giant reptile for a princess. Mr. Jumpman is survived only by wife Pauline. (edited by Sunshine Care Kyouji on 08-09-06 08:47 PM) (edited by Sunshine Care Kyouji on 08-09-06 08:50 PM) |
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Kingpin Since: 11-21-05 From: Amarillo, TX Last post: 6438 days Last view: 6432 days |
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After reading that, all I can wonder about is how long it took you to come up with it. | |||
Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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About three minutes. | |||
Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Who goes into depression over Donkey Kong? | |||
Goldensunboy Snifit Since: 12-30-05 From: Georgia Last post: 6437 days Last view: 6436 days |
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Pauline must not be a very loving wife if she never stepped up and did anything about Peach kissing Mario whenever he saved her. | |||
Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Have you ever played the original Donkey Kong? |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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What the fuck, did you even read it? | |||
Goldensunboy Snifit Since: 12-30-05 From: Georgia Last post: 6437 days Last view: 6436 days |
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I never said anything about Pauline never trying to save him, I'm just saying that Peach's kissing Mario would have probably affected Pauline and Mario's relationship if she cared about him. (edited by Goldensunboy on 08-09-06 11:48 PM) |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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So that's a no? | |||
Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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I'm guessing it's a no, yeah. | |||
Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Don't forget pretending that he could spray water out of his backpack. | |||
HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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I think he just tied himself to the water cooler for that one. | |||
Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Let's not forget those moments where he thought he was riding a dinosaur with a very long tongue.
Looks like he was trying to compensate for something he lacked. |
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Glyphodon Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6473 days Last view: 6453 days |
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This never would have happened if Stanley hadn't chased the monkey up there with that bug spray of his. (edited by Glyph Phoenix on 08-11-06 06:07 AM) |
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Cellar Dweller + Red Koopa Since: 11-18-05 From: Arkansas Last post: 6441 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Super Mario Bros.: A Literary Criticism is much better. | |||
Mister Lover Red Tektite Since: 12-26-05 From: Wisconsin Last post: 6445 days Last view: 6432 days |
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This so odd,,,, i think i can believe it | |||
Sonicandfails 910 Since: 11-17-05 From: Mass Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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I feel highly disturbed by this. I was friends with him once. I even helped him try to save his beloved monkey. I told him where to go and everything, I had knew the ropes of that contruction site... | |||
DarkAngel Goomba Since: 08-06-06 From: Dominican Republic Last post: 6623 days Last view: 6623 days |
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I swear you got me there until the mushroom part <.< |
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