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spel werdz rite Since: 11-19-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Plain as said! If you got a dirty joke, just say it here!
But don't get too graphic/vulgar/etc. I'll start us off!
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Johnny went to school and Mrs. Little was teaching the children the ABC's.
Mrs. Little: "Now who would like to tell us what word starts with the letter A?" Johnny: "Oh! Oh! Pick me Mrs. Little! Pick me!" Mrs. Little: "Yes Johnny?" Johnny: "A is for Asshole!" Mrs. Little: "Now Johnny, we cannot use those kind of words in class." Mrs. Little: "Ezekial, why don't you tell us what starts with the letter A?" Ezekial: "A is for Apple!" Mrs. Little: "Very good Ezekial!" Mrs. Little: "Now who would like to tell us what word starts with the letter B?" Johnny: "Oh! Oh! Pick me Mrs. Little! Pick me! I know this one!" Mrs. Little: "Ugh, okay Johnny, what is it?" Johnny: "B is for Bitch!" Mrs. Little: "Johnny, no! I told you, we cannot say those kinds of words in class!" Mrs. Little: "Ronald, why don't you tell us what starts with the letter B?" Ronald: "B is for Ball!" Mrs. Little: "Excellent Ronald!" Mrs. Little continued to ignore Johnny until she reached the letter R. She didn't know any dirty words that began with R so this time, she let Johnny answer. She asked, "Okay Johnny, it's your turn now. What word starts with the letter R?" He stuck his arms out wide and said, "A RAT... with a dick this long!" |
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Darkdata 980 Since: 02-25-06 From: Newfoundland Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Simple Sally was told never to climb trees because boys would look up and see her underwear.
One day Sally's mom looked out the window and saw Sally climbing the tree. Sally's mom: Sally the boys are going to look up and see your underwear! Simple Sally laughed and laughed she knew she was not wearing any underwear. ---- Simple Sally was told never to play with matches she might catch something on fire. One day simple Sally came runing into the house. Sally: Mom the house is on fire! Sally's Mom: Simple Sally your father is going to kill you! Simple Sally laughed and laughed she knew her father was in the barn. ---- One day simple sam simple sally's brother was minding a baby carrage on the top of a hill. It started rolling down a hill towards an intersection. Person: Simple sally go after it! Simple sally laughed and laughed, she knew there was a stop sign at the bottom of the hill. ---- Not all that dirty but meh. |
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Simon Belmont Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles. Since: 11-18-05 From: Pittsburgh Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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spel werdz rite Since: 11-19-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6433 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Originally posted by GGS Cruel Justice Apparantly, she hasn't heard of retarded, or any ethnic slur beginning with R. So, question. Just how dirty are we allowed to go to, here? I had racist/offensive jokes in mind...I wouldn't go over the top, of course but... |
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Tommathy Since: 11-17-05 From: Cloud Nine, Turn Left and I'm There~ Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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What do you call a gay orgy?
A snowball fight. |
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Darkdata 980 Since: 02-25-06 From: Newfoundland Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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This guys car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
So he decides to walk around and see if there's anyone around. He see's some smoke and walks towards it and there is this old house. He walks up and knocks on the door. This really old man answers and the gentleman ask's if he could stay for the night cause his car broke down. The old man said sure as long as you don't touch my Daughter cause if you do I will instill the 3 worst Chinese torchers. Well lookin at the old man he thought no problem cause she may really old. Well at dinner time his daughter comes down the stairs and she is this really beautiful women. He notices that she can't keep her eyes off of him the whole night, but remembering what the old man said he shook his head and went to bed. Well he could barely stand it later that night and quietly went to her room making sure that the old man couldn't hear him. After he was done he sneaked back to his room and fell asleep. Well when he woke up he felt some pressure on his chest. He looked up and saw that he had a rock on his chest with a note on it that read " Chinese torcher #1 Rock on chest" Well seeing that it did nothing to him he decided that old man if thats the best he's got then he ain't got nothing to worry about. So he throws the rock out the window. As hes doing so he notices another note that read "Chinese torcher #2 Left testicle tied to rock" Well freaking out he said a few broken bones is better then casturation so he jumps out the window. As he's falling towards the ground he see's a really BIG sign that read " Chinese torcher 3# Right testicle tied to Bed post" -------- Taken from a old txt file. -------- |
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Rydain Sir Kibble Blaze Phoenix Runs with the Dragon Within Since: 11-18-05 From: State College, PA Last post: 6436 days Last view: 6432 days |
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A lonely man started to take the bus home from work. He noticed that a group of nuns often rode on the same bus. He got to know them and eventually got up the nerve to ask one out. Predictably, she turned him down, citing her commitment to a chaste lifestyle.
When the man exited the bus, the bus driver pulled him aside momentarily and told him that if the nun thought he was God, he just might get lucky. The man went home and thought about it. One night, he decided it was time for the plan. He stealthily crept into the grounds of the convent and changed into a flowing white caftan and silver wig and costume beard. He waited in the shrubbery until he spotted some nuns out for an evening stroll. The man leapt from the bushes, and in a booming voice and Old English speech, proclaimed himself to be the lord and savior. One nun, who he recognized from the bus, fell to her knees before him and proclaimed that she would do anything for eternal salvation. He proposed intercourse. She replied that it would have to be anal so she could remain virginal. The act commenced. The man ripped off his disguise. "Fooled you! I'm the man from the bus!" The nun ripped off her entire habit. "Fooled you! I'm the bus driver!" |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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(This is pretty crude... but I like it. )
So a Russian man is walking on the beach one day and he sees a dirty lamp. Of course, he decides to rub it off and lo and behold, out pops a genie. "Thank you for setting me free! To show my gratitude, I'll give you one wish." The man thinks for a moment and finally decides. "I want all the water in the world to turn into vodka." The genie is aghast. "No, see, I'm not going to do that. It's a stupid wish; think of what it's going to do to the environment, what it's going to do to society... I'm sorry, but that's not feasible at all. Make another wish." The man's disappointed, and he thinks for a bit before deciding. "I want my piss to turn into vodka." The genie shrugs his shoulders. "If that's what you want..." He grants the man his wish and vanishes. The man immediately heads to the nearest public washroom and sees if the wish came true. Sure enough, when he tastes his urine he finds that it's turned into a good strong vodka. That night, when he and his wife were lying in bed, he simply declared, "Give me two glasses." His wife hands him the glasses and he goes to the bathroom and comes out. Sure enough, there's vodka in the glass. This continues for a few weeks. Finally, one evening, the man says, "Give me one glass." His wife is confused. "Hang on a minute. For the past few weeks you've gone into the bathroom every night and come out with two glasses of vodka, and we've had a drink before going to bed. Why do you only need one glass?" "Because tonight, you drink from the bottle." |
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spel werdz rite Since: 11-19-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Originally posted by asdfI guess you'll just have to use your best judgement on how bad you think the joke is. You could PM the joke to an admin and see what they think. (Might want to find an admin who loves vulgar )
Meh, I liked it. |
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