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LizardKing Bullet Bill                  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| Whoa.. that reminds that it's actually quite a long time ago since I have masturbated. But I think it was one of my female collegues.. and possibly anal stimulation.
I didn't say that! Ok, time to come up with a question again.. Hmm.. uh, ever had phone sex? Or called one of the special numbers?  |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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Or maybe they just put it up as joke sites, or something. I don't know.. I just glanced through some of the sites and it seems quite laughable to me. I question the sanity of whoever wrote it, either way.  |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I have always been pretty anti-smoking. Both of my parents smoke, and I can't say I like it (plus, my mom has asthma..). But it's their choice, nonetheless. :/
However, to say that I have never had a cigarette would be a lie. I have been smoking a couple of times, because I was drunk. That was really stupid of me. I have never, nor will I ever, buy a pack of cigarettes. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| .. I think I'm going to start directing all the cats and kittens over to that nice man with a scythe over there. | |||
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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Originally posted by Piranha Wait.. fellow cats?  Wouldn't that imply that you're still a cat?  |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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Originally posted by Snow Trout That makes me want to masturbate! ;D I hate the weather. It always seems to work against me. INFANTICIDE! Ripping again and again! (edited by Cumulonimbus Virvel on 02-25-06 10:27 PM) |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| Lipton teah is the answer, They gice you awesome stamps and awesome guitar riffs!
TWISTING TURNING THROUGH THE NEVER!! |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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I thought it was all just a pointless waste of time... Then again, it's me speaking, and I don't know how my credibility is! 
If I wathc this tomorrow, I'll might think differently. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| Well, I can see how that's a doodle. You're finished work is much better than that. Sorry if I come of as blunt, but I do have some units of (alcohol) in me.
If you have some problems about this guy. It might be several reasons as to why he would hurt you. I don't know any details, and how severe it was.. uhm, nevermind as this thread is not about this anyway! (I'm ytalking drunken bullshit again!) Though, I would have to say, it's definately nice for being just a doodle! But it's not porn in my book.. give us actual secks! |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I am masturbating to that fish as we speak. I am imagining that he is giving me a blow job! Damn sexy fish!
Fishgirls are better than catgirls.. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I am listenig to:
Metallica - No leaf clover. It's a live song, that they did with San Francisco Symphony. It's from the S & M album. I love this song. And this quote from the song: "Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Is just a freight train coming your way" |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I'm right handed to the point where my left hand is completely useless. Well, almost. You should see how I use the knife and fork.. | |||
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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I have 6. ANY LOWER? 
Yeah, didn't think so.
I used to sometimes exchange PM's with Waddler and Fyxe, but they're not here anymore. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I have used both at once a few times, but mostly I use the right hand. | |||
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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I have tried using the fork with the left hand, without switching it to the right hand, but it actually feels more cumbersome that way, than to switch the fork to the right hand. And I'm the only one I've seen eating that way.. but it's common in the US, you say?  Cool. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| Actually, this is the post. (edited by Cumulonimbus Virvel on 03-02-06 11:13 AM) |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| Yes indeed, everyone is my friend, well, almost.
Heh, and about three weeks ago, I was out bowling and drinking with my colleague's, and I actually tried to hit on one of them (though, in a more jokingly manner.. I think..). And she is well above 30, and has two kids. Oh shit. XD And once, which I think must be my drunkest time ever, I was meaning to walk home, but I walked in the completely wrong direction for reasons unknown to me. The road was slippery, and I kept falling constantly, according to my friend (I don't remember anything about this part). The next thing I remember was climbing over a fence, walking through lots of trees and bushes. I remember feeling very exhausted, and seeing some animal, which I later figured out was a horse.. Next thing I remembered was that I was lying on the front porch of our house at what must've been somewhere around 6 ,7, or 8 in the morning, still unable to see things 100 % clearly. Dear god.  And the worst part was, I wasn't wearing any shoes, and I had no idea where the fuck they were. For the following week, I kept searching high and low for those shoes, but to no avail.
I loved those shoes, they were perfect (and rather expensive..). Warm, comfortable, and with a special sole that gave me a better grip on ice. Ugh. 
I will never do that again.. but there will always be plenty of other mistakes to do.. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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Originally posted by Detective Sion I have been thinking about it. Long hair sounds cool, but all the stuff inbetween doesn't. Instant long hair would be awesome.
I have also been pondering that I should post a picture here, when, and if, I get that long hair. This is NOT a promise. |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I LOVED Sim City 3000, and I'm still playing the series, only now with Sim City 4. I find it amusing to try and create copies of actual places, such as my hometown. And if I feel like it, I can bomb the hell out of it with meteors, raging bolts of lightning, or let a violent tornado rip it to shreds! |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6323 days |
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| I can't tell the difference between 2K and 3K as I have never played 2K.. From the screenshots I have seen, 3K definately has better graphics, though.
... Tonight I did something really stupid. I managed to lose the keys to the house.. They must be at the pub somewhere.. Fuck.
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