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Posted on 08-07-06 03:16 PM, in Gonna kill Trapster - a requested work Link
Originally posted by Trapster
Wouldn´t think so.


and then furries have doug winger and kanmeros. who wins this one?


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Posted on 08-07-06 03:29 PM, in Gonna kill Trapster - a requested work Link
Originally posted by Grey
Trapster, you're failing hard right now.

I would like this thread to get back on topic before it is closed.

and this whole time, i thought the topic was about trapster failing hard. silly me!
well the drawing is cool i guess, but i'm a pacifist so it hurts my feelings.


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Posted on 08-07-06 08:17 PM, in Life moves on... Link
Originally posted by Vyper
So I'm heartbroken again, go figure. I put it all out on the line and she just didn't do the same for me. And that was what I was really looking for.

But life moves on. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

Tell us your stories of grievances and miscomings that you're recovered from to become a better person. Go ahead. Lay it all out on the table

well, you're sixteen right? it shouldn't be too bad for now. be glad you made the mistakes young. besides that, no man should really lay himself on the line so young. you shouldn't expect any women to. if i weren't so happy being a nerd, i'd be out getting laid every day.

and besides that, she put out, so everyone's a winner.


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Posted on 08-07-06 10:01 PM, in Life moves on... Link
Originally posted by Tarale

  • things i wouldn't wish on anyone


well, you don't know me much so it's okay, but my post was sarcastic(or at least the last few sentences were).
just remember the rule of my posts: if anything sounds like i'm being an ass, i'm being sarcastic. btw you're dumb lolol.

aside from that, wow. that's one hell of a not quite success yet you're still a good person story. i'm amazed you haven't gone insane from it. you're such a nice gal, it kind of makes me mad to hear people did crap like that to you.


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Posted on 08-09-06 06:45 AM, in Whats up guys? Link
katamari damashiiiiiii...
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Posted on 08-09-06 06:50 AM, in What would you do if you could change sexes at will? Link
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by KeiiChi Kun
Wow, no-ones pointed out the advantages of being able to touch your own boobs and not get slapped.

Probably because there are more genuine uses for having that ability, you dimwit.

Oh well, at least we all know where your mind permanently resides! (hint: gutter)


well, i'm sure most of your heads are there, just you didn't say it. you're all mind raping yourselves. you disgust me!

if i was a chick i'd probably just cook or something. it'd serve me right with how mysogynistic some of the crap i say is.
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Posted on 08-09-06 06:55 AM, in Photo Album thread. Link
Originally posted by Sion
helo

wait.. all three? that's a lot of squeezing if you know what i mean.
(i don't know what i mean.)


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Posted on 08-09-06 06:59 AM, in Photo Album thread. Link
there's three women. which one are you squeezing?
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Posted on 08-10-06 08:56 PM, in Horrible Dating Advice, anyone? "The times are changin'." Link
Originally posted by HighSorceressDelial
Although the first thing I have to address is this idea that once a guy is friends with a girl, she'll put him on a "friends" list and never want to date him, which is completely and utterly false.

Originally posted by HighSorceressDelial
...if she rejects him it isn't because they were friends first, it's because she wouldn't have gone out with him in the first place.


completely and utterly false, huh?

none of the advice they give(or what you quoted; i don't really feel like reading a long thread) sounds like advice for a serious relationship. it sounds more like to me like one night stand stuff.

i never bothered with dating because i'm a mysogynist, but i like this one:
Originally posted by some dude
Forget the absolute crock of advice people give you to "Just be yourself." Apparently being yourself doesn't get you any girls. You gotta change. I'm not saying change your personality to accomodate this girl, but you can change.

why do you think that's bad advice? it's good for some people. saying you should be yourself kind of sounds bad, like avoiding things you need. what if you're someone who makes cruel jokes about rape and aids(like me)? do you think being yourself would help a gal like you? i don't(and trust me it doesn't). or let's say you might be overweight, and working out so you lose weight becomes a bad thing because it's not being yourself? i think that's what he means, is that, you'll have to change a lot. relationships are in the end, an ultimate compromise.
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Posted on 08-18-06 11:05 PM, in My theory! (Acmlm Mystery) Link
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Doesn't he work for a game company now? He may not even be allowed to post.

programming, but not for games. at least, not anymore, but he did work at ubisoft back in 2005 and i think 2004 as well.
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Posted on 08-18-06 11:18 PM, in Photo Album thread. Link
Originally posted by I AM HAVOKS
he is havoks

hey havoks, how come none of your pictures look like the same person ???
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Posted on 08-23-06 02:32 AM, in Post your schedules! Link
ok, so here are my classes(junior in hs):

ap cal
driver's ed
hon chem(no ap chem? silly school!)
ap physics
ap us history
hon english 3
for the second semester, swap driver's ed with some visualbasic class.

i sure hope i have free time. i don't remember who said it, i think doritokiller, but don't worry about skipping honors classes. the people in it are just as dumb; the only difference is you have more homework in it. you'll notice i'm taking ap classes, but i would think it's mostly so i don't have to pay for them in college, when they're expensive(of course, the only one i expect are physics and calculus courses).


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Posted on 08-24-06 09:10 AM, in Any kinks (or fetishes) of yours? Link
Originally posted by Tommathy
I don't see how any of your admissions could be any more worse or blatant than me basically declaring "I like to suck cum" on my t-shirt

so do you have your price on the back of the shirt?
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Posted on 08-24-06 06:32 PM, in Any kinks (or fetishes) of yours? Link
Originally posted by Tommathy
Yeah, sparkling wit and a cute face.

You appear to be a dollar short.

damn, i guess i'll have to find somewhere else. well, see you around, queer!
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Posted on 08-26-06 06:37 PM, in PANIC! :O Link
Originally posted by Acmlm
Happy birthday Acmlm, I made a cake for you too It's missing 5 candles because I ran out and Randy is 18 today anyway, hopefully you won't mind!



And make the whole board happy by posting today, ok? We all miss you


... wait, who am I then?

why acmlm thank you so much for my birthday cake it made my 16th birthday so much better!
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Posted on 08-28-06 09:48 AM, in might as well chunk this here. Link
ok, so i wrote this for some contest someon made(write a story in an hour about pseudologic). i only had about 30 mintues though.

the man is hulk hogan. we were supposed to pick a theme, i picked hulk hogan. then everyone voted. we couldn't vote for ourselves. i voted for hulk hogan. i wish i had more time.




"So is this the new gym?" Ash said.

He was traveling by himself to a new gym. Ash walked quietly in through the doors. As he stepped through them, they silently closed behind him.

"Pika Pika..."
"I'm a bit creeped out too, Pikachu."

Ash stepped out to the middle of what seemed like a gigantic empty bowl. The room was almost completely dark aside from a dim light shining down on him. He heard something move, and then the noise of a voice echoing throughout the stadium.

"I am a real american... Fight for the rights of every man... I am a real american... Fight for what's right... Fight for your life!"

The room suddenly lit up. A crowd who was hidden the whole time suddenly cheered, and everything was visible. Ash could see above him a screen of a man walking toward him.

On the screen, Ash could see a man with a red bandana that said something unreadable. He had a strange mustache that was like an upside down U on his head. he was wearing sunglasses with a red rim. On his body was a tight suit saying "HULK RULES." He had a large belt and tight red pants on. On his wrists were white wristbands. He was striking a strange pose. His body was leaning to the left, with his right arm flexing, and the left arm poitning toward the audience. The audience was yelling in joy for this. They really liked him!

The screen then changed. Ash could see now the same man playing a guitar, with fireworks and an American flag waving behind him.

He stepped toward Ash. They were standing about 30 feet apart.

"LET'S DUEL, BROTHER!" The Man yelled.
"Um... okay."

Ash wasn't sure how to respond to this. The man could easily crush his skull. He was built like a goddamn tank. You wouldn't want to get on this man's bad side. He decided to send out his new Onyx.

"THAT SISSY THING? ALL RIGHT, BROTHER!"

The man went to throw a pokeball. It didn't let out a Pokemon. It was just a square raised surface off the ground, probably supported by springs or a mattress. On each corner was a bar of some sort, with 2 ropes tied on each end. The Onyx was raised on top of this "ring." The Man ripped off his shirt with his arms! His whole upper body was now exposed. The audience roared!

"WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?" he shouted, as he jumped into the ring. The corners of it shot something that looks like fireworks out of them. The audience was as loud as a factory now.

This man must be crazy. Onyx is a 20 foot tall snake made of rocks. This man is about 6'5" feet tall, which is pretty impressive for a human, but pales in comparison to the Onyx.

Suddenly, the man rushed at Onyx. Onyx was taken by suprise as the man grabbed it and body slammed it on the ground. The man stood up and walked to the other side of the ring. Onyx dove towards the man, and the man just kicked it, right in the head! Onyx was paralyzed! The man walked forward and picked up the 10 ton beast and started spinning it. How the hell was this possible?!

The man finally let go, and Onyx flew straight through the roof of the stadium. What happened to it is unknown.

"Are you... a Pokemon?" Ash said, completely stunned.
"I DON'T NEED POKEMON BROTHER... THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES..." the man said, pointing to the palm of his hand.
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Posted on 08-28-06 06:27 PM, in Writing an assembler. Want some input. Link
the main reason i like using - and + is because i didn't have to waste time writing out label names for simple things. if i really wanted to know what they were, i'd just comment what it was doing.
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Posted on 08-28-06 11:19 PM, in might as well chunk this here. Link
Originally posted by Tripcode Mel
Originally posted by jeff
might as well chunk this here.


No, I think not.

*Casts Moveaga!*

thanks for the feedback man i'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Posted on 08-29-06 10:35 AM, in Well, that was pretty... clever? Link
Originally posted by Tarale
I caught the wrong train home today.

I didn't do it on purpose -- the sign at the train station said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


i accidentally went to the wrong locker twice... but that's not a 7 km walk, more like 10 cm. the lockers here are insanely small.
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Posted on 08-29-06 11:08 PM, in might as well chunk this here. Link
hulk hogan is a pokemon fan. http://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/26/are-you-ready-for-some-pok%C3%A9mon-brother/

the idea it comes from is a battle in a pokemon game where it says "HULK HOGAN WANTS TO FIGHT", but he never sends out any pokemon.
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