Originally posted by HyperMackerel

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And had two heads.

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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish

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I mean, I haven't been remembering dreams a lot as of late, but yeah. Last one I think was about turkeyed gelatin as a condiment. Last night I had a dream where insects or something had infected some of my farm animals and were spreading across different animals, somehow assimilating clothing technology (like hats), which served as armor for the infected animals, and and they control the affected animals. And they need only be on something to infect it. But, I could go reverse time until there was only a duck infected. I tried for 8 minutes to run in and keep the duck from assimilating shoes... I don't remember how I planned to defeat them, but I know my resistance couldn't take them if they had shoes. It played out like a horror film at first, but then descended into a horror film directed by Edward Wood Jr.

This isn't even close to the most ridiculous dream I've ever had, but it's somewhere in the top 50.

Have any of you had any stupid, stupid dreams in the past few days?

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