Originally posted by Squash Monster

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Two things to consider:

--Your mass, relative to that of the earth, is tiny. For reference, the average human is 65 kg. There are about 6,622,349,224 people on the planet. That makes for 430,452,699,560 kg of people. The mass of the earth, on the other hand, is 5.9742 × 10^24 kg.

Let's put those numbers next to eachother:
Earth: 5,974,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg
Us: 430,452,699,560 kg

-- No matter how much you weigh, conservation of momentum and Newton's Second Law are going to own you. You're in a closed system and can't change anything. The only way to change the earth's course for more than the duration of the jump would be to jump out of the earth's gravitational pull.

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Originally posted by Colin

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Admins that have girlfriends... ||bass does. I think Nick does. Rydain's married if that counts.

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Originally posted by Thexare

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THERE IS NO GUN FETISH!

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