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BounderTower
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Charlie Brown's the only one that seems to be a serious adaptation.. the rest just look like generic anime characters. Hmm.. "generic anime characters." Redundancy?  |
BounderTower
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I've categorized mine.
People
-Anyone who says a sentence and then adds "so" at the end only to trail off.
-Fanboys who can't acknowledge the shortcomings of the object of their fandom, yet invariably exaggerate the good points.
-People whose entire mood will change based on the outcome of any given sports event.
-People who refer to hunters as "sportsmen."
-People who use aim-speak, wigger-speak, or alternating caps, unless it's obviously sarcasm. Especially "hella" and "aiight."
-People who change their views based on the actions or opinions of some stupid celebrity. Hell, I should just say "people who actually care about the lives of any replacable celebrity."
-People who constantly use more than 3 punctuation markings at the end of a sentence, and those who overuse ellipses.
-People who always exaggerate their emotions.
-Creationists who don't stop to think that maybe evolution is God's will.
-Anyone endorsing Scientology or thinks it's anything but utter bullshit.
-People who call someone a noob for either (a) not knowing one obscure detail about a game, or (b) not having the games most difficult maneuver already mastered.
-People who live according to a stereotype and get pissed whenever you compare them to their stereotype.
-People who act annoyed for having to do their damn job.
Games
-RPG's whose bosses seem to be 100 times more leveled than the regular enemies leading up to them.
-RPG's that only have 2-5 different enemies per area, and invariably have frequent encounters.
-RPG's in which you become over-leveled unless you run from half your encounters.
-RPG's with permanently missable items that aren't able to be bought or found later on.
-Fighting games with any sort of "cancel" move whatsoever (unless it is to cease performing a move with a huge charge-up time, and without illogical benefits). As if inputting multiple commands and performing them faster than a single command is anything but counterintuitive.
-Action/Fighting games with misleading hitboxes and/or animations.
-RPG's whose spell names are all random gibberish without providing sufficient explanation for their effects at all times.
-Fighting games that feature a handful of characters that are faster in every way who throw off any semblance of balance the game might have had.
-Fighting games with unadjustable *perfect* AI that require lucky wins to win at all.
-ROMhacks that require a huge series of absolutely perfect actions in order to proceed.
-ROMhacks whose idea of cranking up difficulty is simply to make every enemy take a crapload of hits to defeat.
-The overuse of "Dark" or "Shadow" versions of characters, and their stereotypical attributes. Also the mysterious enigma characters with no (remembered) past, as well as the usually spikey-haired youth characters.
Smash Bros & SSBM crappy AI gets its own section
-Luigi not using UB as a recovery move.
-Ness not using UB to recover.
-Captain Falcon and Ganondorf always using UB when you jump near them, and FB'ing themselves over the edge.
-In SSB where the enemy always slow-walks to any item that pops up, unless it's to roll around you.
-The priority (and range, usually) of "sex kicks."
-AI behavior on Brinstar for both titles.
-AI behavior (or lack thereof) when a giant Bullet Bill appears on Peach's Castle.
Edit: Last but not least: SCANDISK. It does less than the goggles.
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BounderTower
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Play many RPG's?  I'd say that would explain it.
Ever since I quit drinking and smoking pot every other day, I sometimes have dreams that I'm doing that again and wake up at odd hours saying "SHIT, NO!!" or something similar.
Other times I have dreams that I'm playing a videogame, and something frustrating happens that pisses me off then I wake up.
So I think dreams are often random assortments of things that have been on your mind recently, and your mind tries to make some sort of sense out of them as a dream. |
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Back in high school I sold a guy Everquest for $70 at the band hall.
But I think I've only bought games for myself at the usual places. |
BounderTower
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| OBJECTION! |
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Down here in Texxshuss we get schools and workplaces closing for a few days just because "it's too cold!"
The slightest bit of ice on roads seems to grip everyone here with Level 5 Terror  You drive somewhere that's actually open on one of those days, and people say stuff like "oh, be careful! there's ice on the roads!" Well, since I don't drive like an idiot in the first place, I don't even notice the danger. Besides, salt/sand gets poured all over it anyhow. |
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Originally posted by The Red Snifit
I was a fan of hers in 2005. Back when I said "SHE'S 13!?"
I've always liked her style of drawing, and the fact that it didn't use "f**k* every comic made it good too. (Penny Arcade on the other hand...) The humor is good too. Most of her stuff is still here though.  The Zelda comics are the best. 
Sweet! Her Skullkid image (after being resized) is now my new desktop. Too bad comics like these don't appear in the paper in place of never-funny garbage like Marmaduke, Garfield, Family Circus, Cathy, etc. |
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Yoshi gets reborn into eggs, so wouldn't he be dying?
Perhaps he's decended from the Phoenix, like birds from dinosaurs, but in reverse! |
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Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
Bah. I call shenanigans on YOU. Many girls don't like to go down into a jungle, and I know I don't like to go down into a jungle either. And I can't blame them; who wants to lick balls if you're going to get hair on your tongue? It would be like eating a meatball sub and having hair in it.
Plus
Originally posted by Koitenshin +∞
Jungles do not bother me for I am "Solid Snake" 
Equals ROFL.
"Oh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless. This dresser, however, is very boring." |
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The oldest dream I can remember was when I dreamed my parents were selling me to a six-armed businessman with a briefcase, and somehow I knew he wanted to eat me. And during the dream images of Golgo 13 would suddenly flash in and out, like a strobe light.
One that recurred a few times was where that Medusa-head boss from Castlevania would come to life (from statue-form) and chase me around a dimly lit citadel.
But what really disturbed me the most though.. twice in my lifetime I've had dreams I raped someone.
The first one was in a forested area where there were many women, each fully colored in a single color. Not ethnic colors, I mean red, blue, green, grey, white, black, purple, etc. Hair, skin, eyes, everything was a shade of that color. It was the green one that was the victim.
A similar dream occurred about a year or so later, but it was only the RGB colors present and it was in my house. Still in the dream, I walked into the kitchen where dad was cooking breakfast, and he just looked at me with disappointment and shook his head. These were far scarier than any other dream I've had, because it made me question myself even though I know I'd never do something even close to that. I don't even like the thought of it. Thankfully that dream (read: nightmare) hasn't happened again in over 6 years. I'd rather run in vain from inevitable doom than have a disturbing dream like those two. ..ugh
Other dreams I've posted in a thread in the Officer Club.
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Originally posted by HyperHacker
Does anyone still use dialup?
I don't know about dialup, but *my* ISP runs on magic carrier pigeons that travel at the speed of light to deliver packets.
But anyway, is this what happens when moderators lose their sanity? 
"I think he's a section eight" |
BounderTower
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| I prefer to get sour cream and onion Pringles and dip them in ketchup manually |
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Originally posted by Sweet Kassy Molassy
My best friend made me try spicy guacamole Pringles yesterday.
They weren't bad, and I do like good guacamole... but man...
Neon green Pringles? What's the world coming to?
They must be intended for that green ketchup I remember seeing in stores. Not that I'd want any, but do they still make green ketchup? |
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Originally posted by the_icepenguin
I was camping with some friends, and one of them accidently brought a game. I dont remember which game it was, but he didnt want it, so I bought it.
How does one accidently buy a game while camping? Or at all?
Edit: oops, I can't read. ..thanks. That was riddling me all day.
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With the curvature and placement, it looks more like an apostrophe: Goog'e.
I wouldn't be surprised if Googie was behind it |
BounderTower
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So Like-Like's can't make metaphors? Pity..
Well my dad always said, "Life's a bitch. Then you die." |
BounderTower
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Originally posted by Dr_Death16
Originally posted by BounderTower
Well my dad always said, "Life's a bitch. Then you die."
That's totally not your dad's quote. He just stole it from somebody else, 'cuz that quote is older than the internet.
Well, he is older than the internet But I wouldn't doubt he heard it somewhere else before passing it on. |
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Lifeforce! Ahaaa, finally got one in time.
Bonus, no clue 
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| ..When you shoot first and still lose. |
