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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 10-02-06 11:18 AM, in FlyFF! Link
I'll give it a try later tonight... it better be good. Looks pretty cool so I'm expecting some awesome.
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Posted on 10-05-06 10:15 AM, in Need a virus scanner for Linux. Link
I'm pretty sure there is a free version of AVG for linux... I'm a hundred percent sure though.
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Posted on 10-06-06 09:01 AM, in Won't happen again until October 2017 Link
Friday the 13th is good for this reason... horror movies.

Find a chick (girlfriend)... watch horror movies...
She will get scared and start getting cuddly...
One thing leads to another... and stuff happens...
Then a psychopathic killer comes and kills you both while doing the deed...

Actually this reminds me of the time when we watched a movie where the killer only killed virgins... made us both glad that we weren't virgins and reiterated it during and after the movie.

I know, I'm perverse.
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Posted on 10-06-06 11:09 AM, in Wierd sexual deram (mild nsfw) Link
I had that same dream... wait... it wasn't a dream.

Actually having a big penis sucks unless your partner has the vaginal capacity to take the said big penis.

I know, from experience.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 10-06-06 06:51 PM, in It's 2001. Link
It's 2001... I'm not around... probably making various web pages on angelfire about pokemon or sports.

It's 2002... I join Acmlm's board as Super Toad, and quickly change to Augio. I remember the attack of the Dani clones and was a defender of the board against them (I was lame). Nobody really like me. I then left for a while, came back and reregged as Black Lord (no no). BL caught on a little more then Augio. I made a layout that was very popular with a lot of the members of the board... with Final Fantasy message boxes. I was one of Fietje's (Sofie) knights and people seemed to like me then. Joined TEK, lost some popularity (ha ha) and never really did any hacking, was pretty much just the phper there. Someone before that time I learned php mind you. Trying to remember back a while, I remember Skydude ruling the ACS, Dejan Guardian being one of my best buds on here, I remember when Zem first came, and Jizzy... and I remember all the dealings with Leg (Pinion). This board definately needs more leg, and Zem.
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Posted on 10-07-06 10:03 AM, in Toning Up Link
Originally posted by Koitenshin +∞
You want to know the fastest way to lose weight? Sex...seriously. Depending on how "rigorous" you get you can burn a crapload of calories. Oh, and swimming is supposed to be good too.

1) Have sex.
2) Swim
3) If Option 2 is unavailable refer back to 1.


20 minutes of having sex, burns 128 calories... that's not that much.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 10-08-06 02:50 AM, in Toning Up Link
He actually hit the pale part right on the button for me... but as far as oval or stick... nah, I don't think so. I'm actually very fit... for being a computer nerd anyway, and could of actually played sports at a college level if I wanted to.

I wouldn't recommend a bowflex... if you are going to lift any weights... I've found those to be very unnatural feeling... plus the cost is unbelievable. I don't see how anybody could use them. I'm all for the free weights, especially dumbbells.

I know for your stomach there are a whole bunch of crunches you can do that could work it. My girlfriend does this series of crunches which she calls the "ultimate ab workout" which consists of her barely lifting herself off the ground a couple hundred times... it seems to do the job.

As far as the arms go... I would just do some curls/tricep extensions and get your biceps and triceps built up... I would think the muscle definition would eventually overtake any of your flab... and I would assume the same for your thighs... although I'm no exercise instructor or anything.
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Posted on 10-11-06 09:16 AM, in Idiot Professor I: Web Deisgn Link
I do webdesign here at the University, and hardly ever do we use IE... everyone here works in lololol or Opera, and if we think about it check it in IE. And yeah... this guy is stupid... I pretty much skipped all of the basic classes by going to my advisor, talking to him, he asked what I knew, I told what I knew... I didn't have to take them.
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Posted on 10-11-06 09:17 AM, in I'd like a quick text editor for Linux (I'd prefur tabs) Link
I always use gedit, and have tried bluefish a little and it was okay.
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Posted on 10-11-06 09:10 PM, in My Kindergarten Lover Link
Originally posted by witeasprinwow
Originally posted by Shadic
Don't just run up to her and be like "HAY I KNEW YOU 7 YEARS AGO!!!" as I'm sure that would be considered slightly creepy.


For some reason I feel that pretending not to have met her before, pretending that you just met her, and then springing that on her later would still be creepy. I can't think of a better way to do it, though.

It shouldn't really matter, though. It's been what, eight years? Just re-introduce yourself.



Anyway you do it, you get the creepy label slapped onto you, unless you completely don't say anything about your kindergarten crush on her, and act as if you are just meeting... and then if she sometime remembers you... act bewildered and then have it slowly come back to you. Just a thought.
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Posted on 10-13-06 03:15 PM, in Who's your secret lover? Link
Actually I used to have a big crush on ChibiTaryn/Tarale

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oh... it's a survey thing...

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Posted on 10-13-06 03:32 PM, in What girl would ever want a dress like this? Link
Cream puffs will give BL a heartattack someday.

This dress would be a kick start to that.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 10-20-06 10:17 AM, in Ask Danielle (Sexy.) Link
Why's the quest for clitoris taking so long?

Why am I slowly going insane?

Why don't you love me?
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Posted on 10-20-06 10:26 AM, in Is God trying to tell me something? Link
Sounds like you're over analyzing a bunch of coincidences...

They could have been looking at you because you look like a goof dressing up for lecture, nobody dresses up for lecture, nobody.
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Posted on 10-29-06 09:34 PM, in (1 / 0) ^ (-1) Link
I'm not quite sold on the (1/0) ^ (-1) being undefined... when you go by order of operations, you take the power or inverse first... like was said and then you get 0/1, which is in fact zero...

As of right now, my TI-89 Platinum is saying that is true also, and I don't think Texas Instruments would allow an error like this to fall through....

TI also says that 1/(1/0) = 1 * (0/1) = 0 is true... which would make sense.

Edit:

Maple 10 does not agree with my Calculator...
granted I don't rely on either in my ventures through math, it is interesting they don't agree.


(edited by Black Lord + on 10-29-06 08:39 PM)
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Posted on 10-29-06 09:57 PM, in How to meet girls... (Not just whining this time) Link
Word of advice... you don't just randomly stumble upon a girl in a mall somewhere and talk to each other and start dating, you either have some common ground, ie. friends, work, school, etc.

I mean... any relationship builds off of common ground... I don't know what else I could give for advice.

Edit: Don't go up to random girls places and introduce yourself.... that is a bad idea... unless you're both drunk out of your minds... but at you're age I doubt that is the case.


(edited by Black Lord + on 10-29-06 08:58 PM)
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Posted on 10-29-06 10:01 PM, in (1 / 0) ^ (-1) Link
Originally posted by Uly
Oh, there are persons that like math because "It's a science engraved in stone, no matter what happens, 2+2 will always be 4"...

But what happens when you tell them one calculator says 'yes', and the other says 'no'?


Well, I hate to admit it, but I am a Math major... and this is kinda throwing me for a loop... although I'm only a soph.

I mean, both seem plausible, the whole order of operations seems plausible to me, but then again, the whole divide by zero = no, no matter what also makes sense...

I almost wonder if I missed a bug fix in Maple because I never download them...
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Posted on 10-29-06 10:09 PM, in Multiplayer Lingo: Attack! Link
STOUT
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Posted on 10-29-06 10:31 PM, in Ask Danielle (Sexy.) Link
The whole myspace fad was generated because it gave people who lack the smarts and brainpower to make their own web page the ability to do so from some cookie cutter code they get from some myspace code page. And because people like to gloat about how many friends they have. Pretty much so people can show off...

I used to show off, but then I got arrested for indecent exposure.

So, as for a question.... I've come upon a changing point in my life, where I actually prefer pencil to pen... so... my question for you... is...

drumroll...

Which do you prefer to use when you write, pen or pencil... or blood?
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Posted on 11-01-06 08:15 AM, in embarassing question Link
If the girl wants to be in bed with you, she will.

If she doesn't, she won't let you in.

It's as simple as that.

There's no sure way to get a girl in bed, but if that's all your trying to do I doubt anything will ever happen.
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