(Link to AcmlmWiki) Offline: thank ||bass
Register | Login
Views: 13,040,846
Main | Memberlist | Active users | Calendar | Chat | Online users
Ranks | FAQ | ACS | Stats | Color Chart | Search | Photo album
04-29-24 09:02 PM
0 users currently in Femine's Corner.
Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Femine's Corner - embarassing question New poll | |
Pages: 1 2Add to favorites | Next newer thread | Next older thread
User Post
omgtheykilledkenny
Newcomer








Since: 10-31-06

Last post: 6389 days
Last view: 6389 days
Posted on 10-31-06 09:51 PM Link | Quote
How do u get a girl in bed with u? i've been trying since i was 12 or something and i just dont know what to do. i finally decided to ask for help.
so.... please help me.....
ibz10g

Spiny


 





Since: 08-10-06
From: Altoona, Iowa

Last post: 6325 days
Last view: 6325 days
Skype
Posted on 10-31-06 10:07 PM Link | Quote
Hmm. Is this some kind of a joke?
Black Lord +

Flurry


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: Where indians still roam...

Last post: 6281 days
Last view: 6282 days
Posted on 11-01-06 08:15 AM Link | Quote
If the girl wants to be in bed with you, she will.

If she doesn't, she won't let you in.

It's as simple as that.

There's no sure way to get a girl in bed, but if that's all your trying to do I doubt anything will ever happen.
witeasprinwow









Since: 12-29-05

Last post: 6389 days
Last view: 6389 days
Posted on 11-01-06 09:48 AM Link | Quote
Bribe her with candy. Works every time.
jeff

Double metal axe








Since: 11-17-05

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6280 days
Skype
Posted on 11-01-06 10:07 AM Link | Quote
you're too late, wite. halloween was last night. how else is the guy going to get off to girls now?
Xeo Belmont

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiin








Since: 11-17-05

Last post: 6279 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-01-06 10:15 AM Link | Quote
Do this,
drjayphd

Torosu
OW! BURNY!








Since: 11-18-05
From: CT

Last post: 6282 days
Last view: 6280 days
Posted on 11-01-06 01:00 PM Link | Quote
I suppose if you had the resources, you could go with chloroform... nah. That's just being impolite. Maybe humbly request that you get to go ass to mouth. Yeeeeah, that's the ticket.
Cynthia

Uh-huh.


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6280 days
Skype
Posted on 11-01-06 01:42 PM Link | Quote
i've been trying since i was 12 or something

Well, if you've only been trying for a year or two then that's not too bad. You're likely too young for this anyways.
Valcion

Knuckle Joe
too much high power man








Since: 11-17-05

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-01-06 06:06 PM Link | Quote
Majority of this board = virgin (including myself mind you)

So you're asking us why exactly?


(edited by Valcion on 11-01-06 05:06 PM)
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








Since: 11-17-05
From: Kingston, Rhode Island

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6279 days
Skype
Posted on 11-01-06 06:32 PM Link | Quote
In b4 barrel roll
Yoshi Dude

TO HELL WITH THIS








Since: 11-17-05
From: Fleepa

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-01-06 08:36 PM Link | Quote
TRY A SOMERSAULT
ibz10g

Spiny


 





Since: 08-10-06
From: Altoona, Iowa

Last post: 6325 days
Last view: 6325 days
Skype
Posted on 11-01-06 09:23 PM Link | Quote
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Anya









Since: 11-18-05
From: South Florida

Last post: 6283 days
Last view: 6281 days
Skype
Posted on 11-02-06 01:56 AM Link | Quote
Pixie sticks and flower petals..

...okay, honestly, there's no fast way to get a girl in bed with you...unless she's a loose chick..and if thats that case, you can wait. Really, there's no huge rush, pressure, hell, we all get that, but all in all, just wait for it to "just happen"..but if you end up being like 30...then we need to talk more.
LizardKing

Bullet Bill








Since: 11-18-05

Last post: 6283 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-02-06 04:23 AM Link | Quote
I don't know, I never felt the pressure. Perhaps on behalf of myself, but never from others.
Cruel Justice
I have better things to do.


 





Since: 11-18-05
From: At my house!

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6280 days
Posted on 11-02-06 11:13 AM Link | Quote
If you have to talk to a girl to get her into bed, you have failed.

Accomplish an unconditional bond with a girl, you'll know when you have. It usually just happens. Let the chemistry work things out.
TehBlackSharpie

Red Tektite


 





Since: 10-09-06

Last post: 6324 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-02-06 10:15 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Prinny God of Nature
In b4 barrel roll


....Damn, I was thinking that.
KPhoenix

Koopa








Since: 08-01-06
From: USA

Last post: 6284 days
Last view: 6279 days
Skype
Posted on 11-03-06 01:45 AM Link | Quote
I'd say all you have to do is bribe her with chocoloate cake.
Snow Tomato

Snap Dragon








Since: 12-31-05
From: NYC

Last post: 6300 days
Last view: 6286 days
Posted on 11-05-06 05:49 PM Link | Quote
Be an asshole. That usually works.
spel werdz rite









Since: 11-19-05

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-05-06 08:25 PM Link | Quote
Strap a matress on your back and wait until she get's tired.
MathOnNapkins

1100

In SPC700 HELL


 





Since: 11-18-05

Last post: 6280 days
Last view: 6279 days
Posted on 11-07-06 03:14 AM Link | Quote
^ Best advice ever?
Pages: 1 2Add to favorites | Next newer thread | Next older thread
Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Femine's Corner - embarassing question |


ABII

Acmlmboard 1.92.999, 9/17/2006
©2000-2006 Acmlm, Emuz, Blades, Xkeeper

Page rendered in 0.019 seconds; used 436.81 kB (max 553.02 kB)