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Shane

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Since: 11-18-05
From: IRELAND!!!

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Posted on 10-14-06 04:05 PM Link | Quote
>Shane: Hold down the shift key and press the colon key on your keyboard.
>Customer: The colon key....
>Shane: Yes, the colon key. It should be right beside the 'L' key on your keyboard.
>Customer: Oh yeah, ok.
>Shane: Great, now first of all, hold down the shift key and then press the colon key.
>Customer: Ok.......wait where's the shift key?
>Shane:...It should be located just above the ctrl key on the keyboard.
>Customer: Oh yeah, ok.
>Shane: Ok great, now just hold dow...
>Customer: WAIT! it's disappeared.
>Shane: What disappeared?
>Customer: The shift key!
>Shane: Ok? It must still be there...
>Customer: Oh no!
>Shane: It HAS to be there.
>Customer: Oh, it came back...

(THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED)

Now, this is an example the kind of post to put in this thread. Heard of anything stupid? Did anything stupid? Post it here and make us laugh, or at least try...
The Red Snifit

Ropa








Since: 03-05-06
From: Here

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Posted on 10-15-06 01:42 AM Link | Quote
Me: That will be $8.74. (Said as eight seventy four)
Customer: WHAT! That's a LOT of money for an old game!
Me: That's eight dollars and seventy-four cents, sir.
Customer: Oh...

That was just so... Stupid.
Atma

Kabu








Since: 11-27-05
From: New Mexico (what a gay place!) - Canada <3

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Posted on 10-16-06 04:25 AM Link | Quote
lolz

I know I've come across situations like these,... I just can't remember them =(
I'll try to think of somethings that happened while working at my last job (gas station). Many customers suprisingly do and say some really stupid things there.

hmm, one thing I do remember for now is that I had a customer once that park at a pump, and then drove around the pumps about 3-4 more times (and this is a small gas station with only 2 pumps) trying to get the side of her car with the gas cap to face the pumps.


(edited by Atma on 10-16-06 03:35 AM)
Dr_Death16

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Since: 05-07-06
From: Iowa

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Posted on 10-16-06 12:04 PM Link | Quote
Let's see... something stupid...

October 15th, 2006, 2:06 p.m. board time. This thread was created.

Okay now, my Spanish TA made a crap webpage full of clipart and broken tables and gave me credit for it while showing it to the class. How's that for stupidity on his part?
Yoshi Dude

TO HELL WITH THIS








Since: 11-17-05
From: Fleepa

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Posted on 10-17-06 04:02 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The Red Snifit
Me: That will be $8.74. (Said as eight seventy four)
Customer: WHAT! That's a LOT of money for an old game!
Me: That's eight dollars and seventy-four cents, sir.
Customer: Oh...

That was just so... Stupid.
That reminds me of when I went to the local fair and heard a middle-aged man ordering a hot dog or something. The worker, who had a thick Polish accent, told him that it was "four twenty-five", but he misunderstood and tried to explain that he only wanted one. After some more confusion, he just gave up and walked away. He probably thought she was just a dumbass foreigner.
I don't have anything unique to add. This is amusing though.
Originally posted by Dr_Death16
Okay now, my Spanish TA made a crap webpage full of clipart and broken tables and gave me credit for it while showing it to the class. How's that for stupidity on his part?
I'm confused. You got credit over an awful site someone else made for Spanish?
Dr_Death16

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Since: 05-07-06
From: Iowa

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Posted on 10-17-06 07:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yoshi Dude
Originally posted by Dr_Death16
Okay now, my Spanish TA made a crap webpage full of clipart and broken tables and gave me credit for it while showing it to the class. How's that for stupidity on his part?
I'm confused. You got credit over an awful site someone else made for Spanish?
I have to make a web page (due in December that I have NOT started or shown him at all), and the TA made a placeholder page for a presentation and made it sound like I made the page he showed to the class (the crap). Which was horrifying, because he sucks at web design. So, now Thoughtless and I decided it'll take a really good page by me just to make the the vision of that... thing... go away.
rubixcuber

Mole








Since: 09-08-06
From: St. Louis, MO

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Posted on 10-17-06 10:45 AM Link | Quote
Coworker: Hey, are you guys installing some kind of new window on my machine?
Me: New window?
Coworker: Yeah, there's a new one.
Me: Um, let me take a look.

Me: That's just the printers folder. You can close that.
Coworker: I still need to print though.
Me: That's fine. Closing it won't keep you from printing.
Coworker: Ok. How do I uninstall it?
Me: Just click on the X in the corner.
Coworker: Clicks on a letter x in some text.
Me: No, the red button with an x.
Coworker: Whoa, that was a quick uninstall!
Me: Um, sure.
Coworker: Do I have some more free space now?
Me: I don't think so.
Coworker: Oh... can I install it again then?
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Since: 05-08-06

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Posted on 10-17-06 11:24 AM Link | Quote
I don't remember the details, but here on Mexico we have a commercial that goes like this:

"We invented the new toilet paper with 3 pages! It's no longer toilet paper! It's Regio H3!"

But, it's used for the same thing, so, if it's not toilet paper, then what is it?

I found that stupid...


(edited by Uly on 10-23-06 02:10 PM)
HyperHacker

Star Mario
Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_<
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 10-17-06 07:59 PM Link | Quote
Those breast cancer donation commercials or whatever they are. "Together we can lick breast cancer." That had to be intentional...
Atma

Kabu








Since: 11-27-05
From: New Mexico (what a gay place!) - Canada <3

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Posted on 10-18-06 12:45 PM Link | Quote
lol, I remember those. They always iritated me, but in a humorous way.


(edited by Atma on 10-18-06 11:46 AM)
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Posted on 10-18-06 01:16 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
That had to be intentional...


So, intentional stupidity still counts as stupidity?


(edited by Uly on 10-18-06 12:16 PM)
(edited by Uly on 10-23-06 02:17 PM)
Bloodstar

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blue boar boobies
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Since: 11-17-05

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Skype
Posted on 10-18-06 02:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Those breast cancer donation commercials or whatever they are. "Together we can lick breast cancer." That had to be intentional...


oh my GOD

those are fucking hilarious. I mean really, did they NOT see the reference in that?
HyperHacker

Star Mario
Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_<
Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828


 





Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 10-19-06 03:27 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Uly
Originally posted by HyperHacker
That had to be intentional...


So, intentional stupidity still counts as stupidity?

I mean it had to be intentional or unimaginably stupid.
Sinfjotle
Lordly? No, not quite.








Since: 11-17-05
From: Kansas

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Posted on 10-21-06 08:36 PM Link | Quote
I donated cause it made me laugh, all in all, mission accomplished?
Cirvania

Cyball
I guess this is as close as Xkeeper will get to spell it right. :<


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: The Island of Puerto Rico.

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Posted on 10-21-06 09:19 PM Link | Quote
Yesterday at school there were some guys (most likely stoned) that started acting and chanting like Catholic priests and exorcists. They said things like:

*chanting* Dooo not smoooke poooot... It is noot goood for your braaaain...

And then I turned around and said, in the same chanting voice:

"Looook who's taaaalking..."

and they went like:

"This heathen has disrespected us by calling us junkies..."
"You're going straight to Hell, buddy."

And after they left, I was like "What the fuck are these guys on?"
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