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pikaguy900

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Posted on 10-10-06 05:38 PM Link
38: Take away all his birthday presents and food, including the cake, until he posts.
HyperHacker

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Since: 11-18-05
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STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 10-10-06 05:39 PM Link
39. Hack into a board he frequently posts at, and have it send any posts made by him here instead.
pikaguy900

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Posted on 10-10-06 05:46 PM Link
40: Spam his inbox, begging him to post, hack the board to prevent him or anyone else from banning you, and tell him that you'll make it back to the way it should be if he posts 1,000,000 posts within 1 hour, but without breaking any rules.
Davros

Porcupo
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Since: 03-16-06
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Posted on 10-10-06 05:49 PM Link
#41: Send Dick Cheney to Canada unless Acmlm agrees to post frequently. >8)

Yeah, that was mean. Also, this is my 200th post.
pikaguy900

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Posted on 10-10-06 05:52 PM Link
#42: Tell Acmlm that everyone on the board staff (moderators and administrators) have gone missing, and the only way he'll get them back is if he posts.
asdf

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Posted on 10-10-06 05:55 PM Link
43: Revive a dead forum like this one.
pikaguy900

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Posted on 10-10-06 05:56 PM Link
#44: Spam the boards until he posts.
HyperHacker

Star Mario
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 10-10-06 06:28 PM Link
Originally posted by Davros
#41: Send Dick Cheney to Canada unless Acmlm agrees to post frequently. >8)

Yeah, that was mean. Also, this is my 200th post.

YOU BASTARD

Anyway...
#45: Convince him that one of the new members is a catgirl who only posts on this board, doesn't have email or IM, and finds him cute. And disable private messaging.
rubixcuber

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Since: 09-08-06
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Posted on 10-10-06 06:45 PM Link
#46: Every day acmlm doesnt post, a user 100 random users are banned from the board.
S.N.N.
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Since: 11-17-05
From: Ontario, Canada

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Posted on 10-10-06 06:49 PM Link
#47: Tell him that if he doesn't post, a man named "firedude" will go and harass him.
Davros

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Since: 03-16-06
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Posted on 10-10-06 07:02 PM Link
#48: If Acmlm gets 10000 posts, he wins a free trip to Cancun.

Well, winter is coming and it's very cold in Canada.
Bloodstar

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Posted on 10-10-06 08:51 PM Link
Originally posted by HyperHacker
#45: Convince him that one of the new members is a catgirl who only posts on this board, doesn't have email or IM, and finds him cute. And disable private messaging.

The thread says "100 ways to get Acmlm to post", not "100 ways to get Bloodstar to post."

49. Make a shitty SMW hack each day he doesn't post.
Randy53215

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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 10-10-06 10:35 PM Link
#50 Have the same birthday as Acmlm and celebrate it together.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 10-10-06 10:37 PM Link
Originally posted by HyperHacker
#45: Convince him that one of the new members is a catgirl who only posts on this board, doesn't have email or IM, and finds him cute. And disable private messaging.
*Xkeeper chuckles.
asdf

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Posted on 10-11-06 12:29 AM Link
#51: Put a bomb on the server, and after applying any of the above or below methods that make him post more than 50 times in one day, tell him that if he does not stay above 50 posts a day, it will explode.
The Red Snifit

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Since: 03-05-06
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Posted on 10-11-06 01:40 AM Link
#52
Ask him REALY nicely. And hive him a present.

(edited by The Red Snifit on 10-11-06 12:41 AM)
HyperHacker

Star Mario
Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_<
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
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STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 10-11-06 02:35 AM Link
Originally posted by Bloodstar
49. Make a shitty SMW hack each day he doesn't post.

That didn't work last time.
Luigi-San

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Posted on 10-11-06 06:18 PM Link
#53: Threaten to blow up his house unless he posts.
pikaguy900

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Posted on 10-11-06 07:46 PM Link
#54: Hold HyperHacker and XKeeper for a ransom of 10,000 posts within 3 days, while only being able to post in select forums.
HyperHacker

Star Mario
Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_<
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 10-11-06 09:56 PM Link
You really think Acmlm cares about me? He hardly even knows me. Seriously, this obsession you seem to have with me is rather creepy.

#55: Offer a free toaster for every 500 posts.
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