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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Craziness Domain - Stupid things you see in everyday life |
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MathOnNapkins  1100  In SPC700 HELL                  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| I was at my place of employment today, and apparently a Sherwin Williams is going in next to us. On the sign that lists their hours, there is a section that reads: "In case of Emergency call 555-2566" (not the actual number b/c 1. I forgot it 2. who cares).
For those of you who are unfamiliar with it - Sherwin Williams is a store that sells paint. What would you do if you called this line? "Excuse me I have A PAINT EMERGENCY PLEASE HELP" |
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Tanks Spiny    Since: 06-19-06 From: Eagle Land Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Well this is a worst case scenario...
*Not actuall phone call* (some Guy) Uh.. hi? (operator of emergency line) yes? (guy) Well you see I've got people in my store currently chugging gallons of paint... what do I do? (operator) well stop them... (guy) oh jeez! now my boss just drowned his secretary in a paint can... and is currentlly jamming paint brushes down the janators throat... what do I do? (operator) *BEEP BEEP BEEP* Bassically, you'd have to be pretty drugged up for a problem to happen... the only other problem to me that seems feasable to me is paint catching on fire. |
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Sinfjotle Lordly? No, not quite.  Since: 11-17-05 From: Kansas Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Hey guys, let's not use your turn signals! | |||
gaara8591 Octoballoon  Since: 07-17-06 From: my computer Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6304 days |
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| There use to be a upside down stop sign in my naighborhood besindes that not much too stupid | |||
witeasprinwow Since: 12-29-05 Last post: 6405 days Last view: 6405 days |
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Originally posted by gaara8591 What a coincidence... Anyways, my dorm has alarms when you hold the front door open for too long, as a security measure. It takes a good couple minutes for the alarm to start. And I constantly hear the fucking alarms going off. CONSTANTLY. At least once or twice a day, sometimes several times. It just amazes me that people can't even fucking learn how to work the front door of their own dorm hall. |
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C`aos Porcupo  Since: 03-02-06 From: AB, Canada Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| The front door of my dorm building was broken for the first week I was here, and required some force to open - and always made this banshee wail as some jagged part in the lock grinded against the doorframe when opened. A day after I moved in a 'use the back door pls' sign was posted over top of it, but that didn't stop people from waking me up at 6am for a solid week by trying to ram their way through it. Arghhhhhhh | |||
emcee Red Super Koopa Since: 11-20-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| There used to be car wash in a town nearby that had its name, "Dirt Busters Car Wash", on a sign board out front. Someone came by and changed it to "Dirty Basterds (sic) Car Wash". And it remained that way for weeks. | |||
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C`aos Porcupo Since: 03-02-06 From: AB, Canada Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| My school had "Barrhead Composite High School" written across the top-front of the main building in big metal letters, and people would occaisionally steal parts of it to make it say "Compost". This happened, like, once a month, I'm certain. | |||
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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Originally posted by MathOnNapkins This is for if the store gets broken into, a fire, or other similar things. You normally call the number after you call the relevant authorities, so that way you can inform the store owner of what's happening right away. |
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Hiryuu Sword Maiden Retired Admin  Since: 11-17-05 From: Nerima District - Tokyo, Japan Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Vonage commercials.
Seriously. |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day  Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Drivers weave through heavy traffic as if the traffic was butter and they are a hot knife.
Drivers who drive 95 when it is raining heavily |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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My laptop won't connect to my wireless network when another is in range, but after connecting I can go as close to the other as possible without a problem.
Originally posted by Millenia Fixt. |
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cpubasic13 I'm ahead of myself... Wait...  Since: 11-17-05 From: Citra, Fl. Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6295 days |
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Originally posted by Millenia Woo ooh! Woo ooh ooh! Woo ooh! Woo ooh ooh! Woo ooh! Woo ooh! Interupptions inside interupptions. Happened yesterday. It first interuppted the normal brodcasting to bring everyone that my school was under lockdown because there was supposedly someone with a weapon ready to kill his ex-girlfriend at school. SWAT team and all. They interuppted that to bring all the home viewers the homecoming parade for the University of Florida. Oh wow, football comes before the lives of children.  Our news stations have fucked up priorities. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6296 days |
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| Today I received this mail:
"Acmlm's Board and your approval system is evil. Join The Land of Mario & be free. We love n00bs. If you don't join i'll kill five kitties. Save the kitties. PS. this is not a joke we are not kidding & if you don't you we will make you pay for it." But they forgot to put a link, so, to join where? (I am supposed to reply and ask "OMG, I'LL SAVE THE KITTENS! HOW DO I JOIN??") I thought that was stupid, later on they sent 2 more messages with the link, as if I'm going to join 
Stupid SPAM = Stupid Stupid PAM... |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6295 days |
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Originally posted by Uly Personally, I'd not join and call him out on that. Then I'd demand he videotape killing five kittens as proof that he did so, otherwise, he'd just be making idle threats. If he doesn't, I'd poke fun at him some more until it's not funny anymore. Then release the sequence of replies to the public.
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6296 days |
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| Scenario:
[Person]: "You're not killing anything, give me proof that you'd kill the kitties if I don't join!" [n00b]: "Ok" *Kills 5 kittens, records it, sends video* [Person]: *Watches* "Whoa! That was awesome! Dude! Can you kill more kittens and send the videos!? 8D" [n00b]: "  " |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| When I drive to and fro, there are dumbass racers that try to prove how big their ding-dong is by revving up their half-painted crap-mobiles (civics) at every intersection they stop at. Half the time I'll beat them to the next light without ANY intention of racing going 35-40 miles an hour. Quite sad. | |||
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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Originally posted by Uly Good thing you didn't post the link, otherwise I'd probably have to go have some fun playing "nuke the dumbasses". One of my favorite games, no doubt 
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RedFlameZero Bot  Since: 01-28-06 From: Syracuse Last post: 6310 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| ... My baby brother, hands down Garra8591 can voug for me | |||
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gaara8591 Octoballoon Since: 07-17-06 From: my computer Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6304 days |
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Originally posted by RedFlameZero Yep... he is verry well retarded, putting it mildly |
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