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Xkeeper
Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is.


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: Henderson, Nevada

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Posted on 09-25-06 06:18 PM Link | Quote
For all those silly nonsensical moments in the IRC channel.


*155237> +Dr_Death16> setz has been kittie'd
*155237> @||bass> ah
*155237> @||bass> that happens to me all the time
[[||bass quits]]
*164847> +tunabot_> New thread by Xkeeper (General: oh ||bass, you silly cat) http://acmlm.org/b.php?t=8176 (64/300sec)
*164850> * ||bass (~||bass@69-165-80-169.albyny.adelphia.net) has joined #rohmacking
*164851> * tuna2 sets mode: +v ||bass


Make sure that you realize you either have to remove the starting <, or put a <z> tag to prevent it from breaking things...
Kattwah

Acro
RIP Acmlm's Board: Feb. 18 2007








Since: 11-17-05

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Posted on 09-25-06 06:19 PM Link | Quote
laptuna> !2na 8ball does Sonicandtails fail
tunabot> absoloutely not
Sonicandtails> haha
Kattwah> =o
laptuna> !2na 8ball are you broken today
tunabot> most definitely
Kattwah> XD
laptuna> xD
Sonicandtails> XD


(edited by King Kattwah on 09-25-06 05:20 PM)
Tatrion
<_<;


 





Since: 11-17-05

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Posted on 09-25-06 10:02 PM Link | Quote
[19:52] *** Tatrion is now known as water < -- this is me going to get a drink.
[19:52] < Cirvante > I haven't played Uno in awhile
[19:52] *** Dr_Death16 is now known as fire
[19:52] *** Kattwah is now known as wind
[19:52] *** fire is now known as ice
[19:52] < Acillatem98 > ...
[19:52] *** ice is now known as earth
[19:52] < earth > Took a few tries
[19:53] *** Acillatem98 is now known as nonelemental
[19:53] < wind > Where is heart
[19:53] < wind > WE NEED HEART
[19:53] < wind > TO SUMMON CAPTAIN PLANET
[19:53] < earth > We need luff
[19:53] < earth >
[19:53] < Bloodstar > we need wiener
[19:53] < Bloodstar > 999993
[19:53] < Kamek > Danielle should be heart
[19:53] < water > oh wtf
[19:53] *** water is now known as Tatrion
[19:53] < Danielle > what?
[19:54] < wind > Danielle, be heart
[19:54] < wind > We need to summon captain planet
[19:54] *** Danielle is now known as heart
[19:54] < wind > Oh, we also need a fire
[19:54] *** Kamek is now known as water
[19:54] < wind > SOMEONE, BE FIRE
[19:54] *** water is now known as fire
[19:54] < wind > No, now we need a fire D:
[19:54] < Tatrion > fine
[19:54] < wind > Err, water
[19:54] *** Tatrion is now known as water
[19:54] *** nonelemental is now known as Captain_Planet
[19:54] < water > again
[19:54] < wind > Yaaaay!
[19:55] < wind > Now everyone, together!
[19:55] < water > by your powers combined. We are captain planet. Or something.
[19:55] < wind > Nooooo
[19:55] < wind > Where is earth
[19:55] < wind > He needs to start D:
[19:55] < earth > Here
[19:55] < earth > Eh
[19:55] *** Captain_Planet is now known as Acillatem98
[19:56] < setz > wait
[19:56] < setz > tuna
[19:56] *** fire is now known as Kamek
[19:56] < wind > Dangit... you guys are slow... D:
[19:56] *** water is now known as you
[19:56] *** wind is now known as Kattwah
[19:56] *** heart is now known as Danielle
[19:56] *** you is now known as you_guys_suck_at_summoning
Cirvania

Cyball
I guess this is as close as Xkeeper will get to spell it right. :<


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: The Island of Puerto Rico.

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Posted on 09-25-06 10:11 PM Link | Quote
[09/14/06]

[21:40] <[Oderus]> If i were choking
[21:40] <[Oderus]> And was on an irc channel
[21:40] <[Oderus]> I would be like
[21:41] <[Oderus]> "These are my last words before I die from choking. Xkeeper. I have always loved you deep inside. You were like a brother. Even though, like, I barely know you, and the whole "you hating me" thing. And Danielle. (insert something stupid)"
[21:41] <[Oderus]> Then I would like
[21:41] <[Cirvante]> wtf
[21:41] <[Oderus]> Swallow my food
[21:41] <[Oderus]> And be like
[21:41] <[Oderus]> Shit
[21:41] <[laptuna]> You'd probably be dead by then
[21:41] <[Oderus]> XD

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Tonight]

[20:11] <[TheRoger]> did I miss something
[20:12] <[Acillatem98]> a bus full of football players
[20:12] <[Dr_Death16]> They all want you Roger
[20:12] <[Dr_Death16]> All the football players
[20:12] <[TheRoger]> stfu
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[Apophis' words of wisdom]

[20:36] <[Apofisu]> sex is just multiplayer masturbation
Yoshi Dude

TO HELL WITH THIS








Since: 11-17-05
From: Fleepa

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Posted on 09-29-06 08:39 PM Link | Quote
If anyone's curious, the first thread (which has #nobodysworld quotes oh no!!) is here.

Thoughtless: Also. Even though I have no problem with SonicandTails
Thoughtless: The whole SonicandFails thing is so not witty
Thoughtless: That is like me saying
Thoughtless: SonicandFuckles instead of SonicandKnuckles
Dr_Death16

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Since: 05-07-06
From: Iowa

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Posted on 09-29-06 11:29 PM Link | Quote
It all started with a mentioning of Tifa from Final Fantasy VII... it led to Lara Croft of Tomb Raider... and this is what we end up with in #rohmacking:

[21:24] ||bass: i like how that implies that there's model design software out there that adjusts tits with a single number
[21:24] wite: "INPUT TIT SIZE LOL:"
[21:24] ||bass: that's kinda what i was thinking
[21:24] ||bass: it's needs a slider bar with on-the-fly preview
[21:24] ||bass: slide it back in forth
[21:25] ||bass: STREEEETCHH
[21:25] ||bass: SQUUUUIIIISH
[21:25] ||bass: STREEEETCHH
[21:25] ||bass: SQUUUUIIIISH
[21:25] Tatrion: O_o
[21:25] ||bass: ahahahaha

Simon Belmont
Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles.








Since: 11-18-05
From: Pittsburgh

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Posted on 09-30-06 02:19 AM Link | Quote
[00:43:13] <setz> in other news, my mom was packing for the move yesterday and wrote "Frgil" on a box
[00:43:28] <setz> I tell her it was spelled incorrectly, she spells it "Frgile" and gives it back
[00:44:05] <Aiya> ..lol
[00:44:47] <||bass> wow
[00:44:54] <||bass> even i dont fuck up spelling that bad
[00:44:58] * cpubasic13 (~cpubasic1@1Cust1661.an2.mia18.da.uu.net) has left #rohmacking
[00:44:58] <||bass> she's a moron
[00:45:17] <setz> yeah pretty much
[00:46:37] <Dr_Death16> Is she white
[00:47:06] <setz> no she's stupid, what do you think.
[00:47:23] <Dr_Death16> Oh well then that's all that matters right
[00:47:27] <Dr_Death16> Skin color woo
[00:48:32] <||bass> lol
[00:48:40] <Dr_Death16> White people rulez

(yeah, I just felt like throwing that out there)
Kyoufu Kawa
Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end








Since: 11-18-05
From: Catgirl Central Station

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Posted on 09-30-06 08:28 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Dr_Death16
[21:24] ||bass: it's needs a slider bar with on-the-fly preview
Poser has that. Four of 'em even. They're my favorites.
Thoughtless
[Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover
[Danielle] *flutters eyelashes*
[Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT

I miss my two pussies :( (Part II)


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: PR

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Posted on 10-01-06 06:14 PM Link | Quote
Thoughtless: If I have two girls. I will cry.
Thoughtless: I would sell one.
Thoughtless: Or keep them, and try to have another boy.
Thoughtless: erm
Thoughtless: a boy*
Thoughtless: If it comes out a girl again
Thoughtless: Then, I have a problem.
Thoughtless: That is three times I have to worry about this conversation
Kattwah: =o
Thoughtless: "dad. You remember my boyfriend ________"
Thoughtless: Me "Yes"
Thoughtless: Her "Well I'm pregnant"
Thoughtless: Me "excusewtflolz>8("
Thoughtless: All of that. In a heart beat.
Thoughtless: I don't condone beating children
Thoughtless: But I would scare her so much
Thoughtless: The guy's sperm will retreat from my daughter's egg
Thoughtless: and fly out of her ear
Thoughtless: And I can live happily
Kattwah: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


(edited by Thoughtless on 10-01-06 05:18 PM)
Sonicandfails

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Mass

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Posted on 10-08-06 06:56 PM Link | Quote
I had just come back after leaving mIRC on for about 3 hours, and I quickly saw that tuna was still "slptuna", meaning he was sleeping...

[17:53] Acillatem98> I wonder how my computer still lives
[17:54] Sonicandtails> tuna is still sleeping?
[17:54] Acillatem98> almost 7 years now

Not too funny, but I chuckled D:
Cirvania

Cyball
I guess this is as close as Xkeeper will get to spell it right. :<


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: The Island of Puerto Rico.

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Posted on 10-09-06 08:28 PM Link | Quote
[19:23.10] <[Apofisu]> quick reply has been suggested yet again
[19:23.19] <[Dr_Death16]>
[19:23.21] <[Dr_Death16]> Roger
[19:23.35] <[Cirvante]> I see it as encouraging spam and broken tags.
[19:24.07] <[Apofisu]> indeed
[19:24.29] <[Dr_Death16]> Cirvante encourages spam and broken tags
[19:24.34] <[Dr_Death16]>
[19:25.32] <[Kailieann]> Some might argue that the very existance of the board encourages spam and broken tags. And the sad thing is, very few people are likely to argue.
[19:26.07] <[Dr_Death16]> Kail you win for the philosophical quote of the day
[19:26.41] <[Cirvante]> this is so going in the IRC quotes thread
jeff

Double metal axe








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Posted on 10-09-06 08:37 PM Link | Quote
none of these so far are funny so here we go.

<Alee> This guy has been at my window getting cash advances from his credit card tonight and he was going "I don't know what my limit is, but I guess we'll find out eventually."
<Alee> And so we discover eventually that it's 2500. So he says "Now I know."
<Alee> And it FLIES OUT OF MY MOUTH before I'm even thinking of it.
<Alee> "And knowing is half the battle."

<Haze> PEPPY: FOX, IT'S TIME I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU.... THE REAL REASON YOUR FATHER DIED.
<Haze> THERE'S THIS GENETIC DEFECT THAT MAKES YOU RETARDED
<Lifeforce> YOU'RE A FURRY

<mistah_j> i wish i could swallow pills
<mistah_j> i have to chew the mothefuckers and drink a lot of water
<mistah_j> UGH, gross tasting
<Alee> You... aren't supposed to chew them.
<Lifeforce> I have issues swallowing pills too for some reason
<mistah_j> i can't swallow them
<Alee> MOST PILLS SPECIFICALLY STATE ON THE BOTTLE "DO NOT CHEW."
<Alee> There's a reason for that.
<Lifeforce> I can do it usually it just takes effort because of the way I swallow things
<Lifeforce> it's hard for me to swallow with my throat open, I don't know why
<George> And you call yourselves fags.
<Lifeforce> I never said I had a problem with black dick now did I

<Seppel> Secret of Mana was so cool back then
<Lifeforce> i remember back when it was new and you were able to rent it, I did and got real far and cried when we had to take it back
<Lifeforce> renting rpgs was awesome back then
<Lifeforce> it was always two games
<Lifeforce> one was the game itself
<Lifeforce> the other was every two days trying to pick the one that had your save again
<Seppel> Haha
<TheLastRoboKy> What happened with us was we rented SoM, enjoyed it, so I went and bought the adaptor and the game
<TheLastRoboKy> my brother, my sister, and myself, we rocked it all together
<Lifeforce> there was some shit who named the main character "TANIS" and always put their games in every save slot without fail
<Lifeforce> so if they got the game it was automatically over for you
<Lifeforce> out of spite I deleted a couple of theirs when I got it
<Lifeforce> but I didn't know how to spite properly as a child
<Lifeforce> so I only deleted like two
<Lifeforce> instead of making four saves and naming them "TANIS" "EATS" "BLACK" "DONG"

<Iso> No offense, but "AsureaSkie" sounds like a name you'd see on Furcadia
<Lifeforce> AND ISO SOUNDS LIKE A NAME WE LEAVE UNVOICED
<> *** Mode change "+m" for channel #SFNet by Lifeforce.
SantaMushroom

Bit








Since: 11-19-05

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Posted on 10-10-06 03:01 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, This happened. :3
00:59] < Acmlm> !2na 8ball am I as much of a cat as Ailure
[00:59] < tunabot> yes
[00:59] < Acmlm> haha
[00:59] < Aiya> ....
[00:59] < Aiya> XD
[01:00] < Acmlm> !2na 8ball am I as much of a furry as Fyxe too
[01:00] < tunabot> maybe
[01:00] < laptuna> !2na 8ball is ||bass secretly a furry
[01:00] < tunabot> maybe
[01:00] < GhostMushdoom> go go ACMLM furry?
[01:00] < Aiya> (well, considering he isn't actually one..)
[01:00] * GhostMushdoom pets Acmlm :3


(edited by GhostMushdoom on 10-10-06 02:02 AM)
(edited by Series of Tubes on 10-10-06 02:44 AM)
JDavis

Nintendo Fanboy Local Mod
Affected by 'The Golden Power' +








Since: 11-17-05
From: Ada, OK, USA

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Posted on 10-10-06 03:02 AM Link | Quote

<Sonicandtails> I gotta wait 40 minutes to put it in though
<Darkdata> why?
<Darkdata>
<tunabot> New reply by LiquidSapphire (ROMHax: Super Mario 64 GameShark) http://acmlm.org/b.php?p=172031 (4/300sec)
<Sonicandtails> My step dad wants to see it
<Sonicandtails> It is like
<Sonicandtails> 8 inches long
<Sonicandtails> And wieghs 5 pounds
<Sonicandtails> Its a fucking monster


...


Just a few lines before that...

<Sonicandtails> The ATI X1950XTX 512 MB card is sitting in front of me!!!



(edited by JDavis on 10-10-06 02:03 AM)
Xkeeper
Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is.


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: Henderson, Nevada

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Posted on 10-10-06 06:04 AM Link | Quote
*020209> <@laptuna> !2na 8ball will the combined powers of tuna and BMF54123 make SMO get finished faster
*020215> <@laptuna> ...
*020218> <@laptuna> well.
*020221> <@BMF54123> XD
*020225> <@BMF54123> He does not respond.
*020225> * @laptuna kicks it
*020227> <@laptuna> !2na 8ball will the combined powers of tuna and BMF54123 make SMO get finished faster
*020228> <+tunabot> no
*020228> <+tunabot> absolutely not
*020230> <@Aiya> xD
*020232> <@laptuna> ....
*020232> <@BMF54123> HAHAHA
*020240> <@BMF54123> I mean,
*020241> <@Aiya> fantabulous. XD
jeff

Double metal axe








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Posted on 10-10-06 08:39 PM Link | Quote
<Lifeforce> TEAM TEAM TEAM
<Seppel> Telling the SSBM story now.
<Seppel> 16 teams that signed up were randomly picked to play. LF and Allegro didn't get in, but Soap and I did. Our team name was TEAM TEAM TEAM
<Lifeforce> TEAM TEAM TEAM
<Seppel> Because TEAM TEAM isn't enough and TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM is just pushing it.
<Seppel> Okay so they had good intentions with the setup of the tournament but it was easily exploitable.
<Seppel> It was team battle, but with three teams.
<Seppel> One player from both teams was on the green team, while the other two got red and blue.
<Seppel> The red and blue were supposed to be the scorers while the greens are the meatshields.
<Seppel> At the end of the match, only the points of the red and blue team players are counted.
<Seppel> However, the exploit was that you could just kill your own teammate for massive points.
<Seppel> The funny thing is that only a few teams picked up on this.
<Seppel> Or at least tried to make it less obvious than Soap and I.
<Lifeforce> despite the fact we yelled it
<Lifeforce> a lot
<Seppel> At one point, Soap and I manage a tie with some other team and I somehow win a sudden death match.
<Seppel> Fucking hell I don't even know how to play well.
<Seppel> Anyway.
<Seppel> After our first loss we crawled up the losers bracket, beucase it was a double elimination tournament.
<Lifeforce> WHICH MEANT IT LASTED FOR HOURS
<Seppel> It comes down to six teams, and soap decides he doesn't want to win anymore.
<Seppel> WHAT
<Seppel> He starts acting like a retard on the field and we're easily getting our asses kicked.
<Seppel> Then I gave it my best.
<Seppel> At falling.
<Seppel> Repeatedly.
<Seppel> And Soap joined in.
<Seppel> And we both were screaming really loudly at the time.
<Seppel> And the other team was trying to make a legitimate effort at hitting us to gain points. SAD
<Seppel> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
<Lifeforce> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
<Seppel> At the end, we made a total of -31 points.
<Seppel> And people were chanting "TEAM TEAM TEAM!"
<Seppel> And we go down in history as the only people whose match got pictures.
<Seppel> People were taking pictures of our HISTORIC SCORES
<Seppel> And then we left. The end.
<Lifeforce> YOU GOT THE GOOD ENDING


(edited by jeff on 10-10-06 07:40 PM)
Xkeeper
Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is.


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: Henderson, Nevada

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Posted on 10-11-06 12:01 AM Link | Quote
*200109> <@laptuna> !2na 8ball is it a big truck
*200110> <+tunabot> no
*200116> <@laptuna> !2na 8ball is it a series of tubes
*200117> <+tunabot> most definitely
Cirvania

Cyball
I guess this is as close as Xkeeper will get to spell it right. :<


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: The Island of Puerto Rico.

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Posted on 10-15-06 07:25 PM Link | Quote
[18:16.17] <[RomManic]> constructed october 12, i think
[18:16.25] <[RomManic]> WIP
[18:17.36] <[Glyph]> lol bull WIP
[18:17.44] <[Glyph]> when a problem comes along you must WIP it
[18:17.56] <[Glyph]> WIP it good
[18:18.09] <[Cirvante]> ahahahahahaha
Rom Manic









Since: 12-18-05
From: Detroit, WHAT?!

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Posted on 10-15-06 07:26 PM Link | Quote
[18:11] <+RomManic> undar construxon kk?
[18:12] how can a free phpbb board be under construction for so long
[18:12] *** Cirvante-Bed changed nick to Cirvante
[18:13] <+RomManic> constructed october 12, i think
[18:13] <+RomManic> WIP
[18:13] <+Darkdata> Super WIP!
[18:13] <+RomManic> Immense WIP
[18:13] <+RomManic> iWIP
[18:14] <+RomManic> It's like a macintosh thing or something
[18:14] <+Glyph> lol bull WIP
[18:14] <+RomManic> WATCHAAA!
[18:14] <+Glyph> when a problem comes along you must WIP it
[18:14] <+Glyph> WIP it good
[18:14] ahahahahahaha

Full quote >
Glyphodon



 





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Posted on 10-15-06 11:13 PM Link | Quote
[setz] my weathercock is very friendly
[setz] I used to throw the boomerang than grab on my weathercock, and nobody could hurt me
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] touches setz weathercock softly
[Glyph] Did you push it?
[setz] and I'd just kill stuff
[Glyph] To open up a secret passageway
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] he weather cock is friendly
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] rubs setz weathercock
[Glyph] I thought it was dead
[Glyph] Musta brought it back to life somehow
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] mounts setz's weathercock
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] rides setz's weathercock
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] this is fun
[Glyph]You're just supposed to grab it from the bottom, fool
[Glyph]And let it take you away
[Sukotto-PlayingEQ1] thinks setz weathercock enjoys this a little bit more then what glyph would do
[Glyph] Well, it's the only way I can cross large chasms

Tunabot nonsense has been removed. The converstation is hilarious if you've played Link's Awakening. And if you have, and it's still not hilarious... fuck you.
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