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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 09-17-06 11:13 PM Link | Quote
Hey guys.

I was really bored today, so I decided to start coming up with a few more of those fuzzy logic questions I know you all love so much. I came up with more than a few, and well... Let's see how good you are, shall we?

The idea here is I give three statements about the object I'm thinking of. You just have to guess what that object is. What else you glean from the clues, of course, is your own doing.

Object 1:
Clues:
-Sometimes I require a little lube to get up and running.
-I get stuck in the mud a lot, if you know what I mean.
-Sometimes when I curve to the left, I'll pass through a crowded place, and then I'm never the same.

Object 2:
Clues:
-I'm the spike you'll definitely like.
-When you drink my juices, it'll make something very salty a little bit sweeter.
-I definitely deserve to be in Hitler's ass.

Object 3:
Clues:
-You'll always find more than enough hentai involving me.
-I think the only thing that chokes on nastier balls than me is a porn star.
-I can be long or speedy... but I'm almost always in all of ur places.

Object 4:
Clues:
-Older men sometimes squeeze me while I'm still hard and drink the stuff that comes out.
-Unfortunately, my stem isn't very long at all...
-I'm usually in a rotten sort whenever there's something long and slimy inside of me.

Have fun. I'll post some more when this round's done.
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Posted on 09-17-06 11:47 PM Link | Quote
OH OH OH...

This is just like that game "Dirty Minds"

...

Which, you know, my brother has and I never played...
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Posted on 09-18-06 01:33 AM Link | Quote
Number three is a cat, and number four is an apple...

and...is number one a jeep?
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Posted on 09-18-06 01:34 AM Link | Quote
Is #4 a Trouser Eel?
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Posted on 09-18-06 01:37 AM Link | Quote
#2 might be a pineapple.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 09-18-06 08:59 AM Link | Quote
Excellent! Jagori got #3... But Kamek stole the show by getting 1, 3, and 4 all at the same time! Good jorb. 1 was actually a car, but I'll give you it for getting the right idea.

You guys aren't so bad at this. I'll be delivering them one at a time, now, so I don't run out before I can think of more...

There's not going to be scoring in this game unless you guys ask, either. It's a bit like Apples to Apples: You play to see what your mind can come up with.

Object #5:
Clues:
-If you're big, I might be too tight for you.
-With all the noise I'm capable of, you might as well call me a screamer.
-To get me going, there's a healthy amount of jacking involved.

Go nuts!


(edited by A Very 19 Grey on 09-18-06 08:00 AM)
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Posted on 09-18-06 05:15 PM Link | Quote
A tire/ flat tire?
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Posted on 09-20-06 10:49 AM Link | Quote
A computer? :p
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Posted on 09-20-06 03:39 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tatrion, not Tarton
A tire/ flat tire?

How about the whole car?
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 09-22-06 07:57 PM Link | Quote
Nope, nobody's gotten it yet... Keep trying, guys.
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Posted on 09-22-06 10:16 PM Link | Quote
Riding lawnmower?
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Posted on 09-23-06 12:13 PM Link | Quote
A jackhammer?
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Posted on 09-24-06 01:15 AM Link | Quote
Push Lawnmower?
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