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Rom Manic                   Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT ALQAEEDA HAS ATTAKED THE WHITE HOUSE WITH A BOMB. BELOW ARE IMAGES OF THE HORROR WE ARE SEEING TODAY:
the president has been notified in camp WE HAVE OBTAINED ONE OF THE PICTURES FROM THE SHOOT AS YOU CAN SEE BELOW 
we at bbc advise you to be on the alert for any sign of we must not let that happen. lock your doors, as this is a code red alert on terror warning! we will continue to provide you with enough anti al quaeda propagandas to send them back to their caves in the fishing boats they came on! Feel free to step in and continue, someone |
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SuperLuigi64 Snifit   Since: 07-22-06 From: TN My PC Specs Last post: 6373 days Last view: 6373 days |
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| Ah, nothing like flavored water clears the sinuses. DAMN IT! My nose burns now!
Anyway. We have portions of Bush "We must continue to support the war. We must continue to pay taxes to..." repeat a few times. (edited by SuperLuigi64 on 08-30-06 10:32 PM) (edited by SuperLuigi64 on 08-30-06 10:37 PM) |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero  Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| There's really nothing you CAN do against a bearded guy in a fishing boat. Sorry, we're pretty doomed here. | |||
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Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| the bbc (tahts us k?) has recieved intercepted communications between the alquaeda terrorists here and in ahmniedejadistan.
"IN THE NAME OF ALLAH YOU MAKE GOOD WORKINGS IN AMERICA. THOSE HYPOCRITS LEARN THAT WAR IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD AND AS THEY SAY IN THAT FILTH RIDDEN COUNTRY 'PAYBACK IS A BITCH!' GROUP HUG IN THE MUDPIT LATER ON THIS WEEK. AL MUHAMAD OUT." as you can see something is very wrong with these mindless insurgeons. the bush administration has issued a kill-on-sight law that mandates all americans in all countries to imediately kill any al quaeda members they see. also any black men would be accpetable losses according to the new law. as always, we will continue to provide the news every now and then. |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| No, there's no use, we lose. Flying fishing boats are flying fishing boats, man. | |||
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SuperLuigi64 Snifit Since: 07-22-06 From: TN My PC Specs Last post: 6373 days Last view: 6373 days |
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| We're done for, all our soilders are in Iraq, and all the threats are here. We're dead. (runs for the hills, and not Hank Hill either) | |||
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Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| a small update on the crisis happening on the homesoil this week, bush was faced with a telegram (like an email, but in britain) from alquaeda today that specified how much the american people will pay for every muslim killed.
president bush had this to say in a reply email we intercepted: 
continued efforts in iraq may help the situation, he said in a public press conference yesterday. he believes the entire epicenter of terror rests in iraq and that our troops should continue fighting those as always, this is bbc news. |
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SuperLuigi64 Snifit Since: 07-22-06 From: TN My PC Specs Last post: 6373 days Last view: 6373 days |
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| I had trouble understanding Bush anyway. This should be some comic in modern art. | |||
Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| ALQAEEDA
Oh great, we have to worry about ANOTHER terrorist group now? |
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sandrocklq Red Cheep-cheep  Since: 07-31-06 Last post: 6416 days Last view: 6416 days |
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| Yeah, plus the 50 different variations of Osuma Ban Liden. | |||
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Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| breaking news tonight: an italian man of unknown specific origin has appeared in the middle of a firefight within the city of baghdad. although his red clothing bears strange resemblance to someone us at bbc cannot place exactly, all the information we have is that he enjoys eating mushrooms and says he is looking for some kind of princess.
welcome to the 21st century, ladies and you need not worry about the strange man as he has been apprehended by iraqi militants in the area and currently being extradited back to italy to be tried in a court of law for being a suspect in the murder of a one "bowser". according to sources, bowser was murdered in his castle sometime around noon hour last friday, and although it was suspected he kidnapped the princess of italy, the only remaining descendant from the royal family, it was never proven. we have just recieved audio of the suspect screaming to reporters from the back of a police APC headed for baghdad international airport. THAT-A FUCKING-A RAT-A BASTARD-A KING-A KOOPA! HE-A STOLE-A MY-A PRINCESS-A, BUT-A I-A GOT-A HIM-A! we do not know what kind of mushrooms he enjoys at this current moment. more tomorrow, this is bbc news. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6279 days |
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| yay! no more taxes!! And its now the "grey house" | |||
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Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| although it is several lengths of timespace since we have reported to you THE BBC IS BACK IN BUSINESS!
we report to report that there are certain people in the 08 rat race of old politicians for president of americans states. most notably is the informal hilary cliton, who has shaken things up with her left wing bullshit and blonde greying hair. when bbc approached her, she had no words for us, but we managed to get a shot of her face with some disgust. 
we understand she had an encounter with the ghost of christmas past. more in the news, a group of artists have killed carrot top. they call themselves the "anti-socialistic and communist antichrists". we were on the scene for an interview with the muderers. "Ya, like, this dumb fuck was like 'Hey man, want some carrots?', and I was like 'Ew man are you gay or some shit?' and he was like '.....I looooove carrots....' so I was like 'dude stfu!' and I killed the bastard.' you can purchase their new album, titled "one night in heaven with nothing but a few grenades and some beteljuice!" for 19.99 in stores everywhere (we did). unfortunately, this is all the time we have left for this program. stay loopy, britain. we'll kill the commies sooner or later. |
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ZidaneIX Red Goomba  Since: 01-31-07 From: LV-426 Last post: 6283 days Last view: 6283 days |
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| Don't worry. The frogs will save us. | |||
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INSERT COIN Double metal axe  Since: 11-18-05 From: wtf am i bored Last post: 6281 days Last view: 6281 days |
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| Or we will first have a mass hysteria and then die. | |||
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Metal Man88 Gold axe It appears we have been transported to a time in which everything is on fire! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| This just in: Giant E. Coli monsters destroy downtown, delaying Paris Hilton's baby's paternity case even more! George Bush had this to say:
"We will not surrender to Paris Hilton, no matter how many geezers and random surfer boys pretend to be her boy's father." But... E. Coli! Ahhhhh!!! *explodes* |
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Dragoshi Tektite Since: 01-04-07 Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6279 days |
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| This is just in! I have clean up Metal's remains with a duck!
...Wait. God dammit. In other news, this place is apparently too cheap to invest in some REAL cleaning materials. ALSO...Well...Darn. I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, right! ALSO...The paternity case thingy that was mentioned before was killed by the E. Coli monsters' cousin...Broc. Coli, but that has no rele..van..ce ...Who WRITES this crap? *Throws arms up into the air and walks away* |
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