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jeff Double metal axe                   Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| ok, so i wrote this for some contest someon made(write a story in an hour about pseudologic). i only had about 30 mintues though.
the man is hulk hogan. we were supposed to pick a theme, i picked hulk hogan. then everyone voted. we couldn't vote for ourselves. i voted for hulk hogan. i wish i had more time. "So is this the new gym?" Ash said. He was traveling by himself to a new gym. Ash walked quietly in through the doors. As he stepped through them, they silently closed behind him. "Pika Pika..." "I'm a bit creeped out too, Pikachu." Ash stepped out to the middle of what seemed like a gigantic empty bowl. The room was almost completely dark aside from a dim light shining down on him. He heard something move, and then the noise of a voice echoing throughout the stadium. "I am a real american... Fight for the rights of every man... I am a real american... Fight for what's right... Fight for your life!" The room suddenly lit up. A crowd who was hidden the whole time suddenly cheered, and everything was visible. Ash could see above him a screen of a man walking toward him. On the screen, Ash could see a man with a red bandana that said something unreadable. He had a strange mustache that was like an upside down U on his head. he was wearing sunglasses with a red rim. On his body was a tight suit saying "HULK RULES." He had a large belt and tight red pants on. On his wrists were white wristbands. He was striking a strange pose. His body was leaning to the left, with his right arm flexing, and the left arm poitning toward the audience. The audience was yelling in joy for this. They really liked him! The screen then changed. Ash could see now the same man playing a guitar, with fireworks and an American flag waving behind him. He stepped toward Ash. They were standing about 30 feet apart. "LET'S DUEL, BROTHER!" The Man yelled. "Um... okay." Ash wasn't sure how to respond to this. The man could easily crush his skull. He was built like a goddamn tank. You wouldn't want to get on this man's bad side. He decided to send out his new Onyx. "THAT SISSY THING? ALL RIGHT, BROTHER!" The man went to throw a pokeball. It didn't let out a Pokemon. It was just a square raised surface off the ground, probably supported by springs or a mattress. On each corner was a bar of some sort, with 2 ropes tied on each end. The Onyx was raised on top of this "ring." The Man ripped off his shirt with his arms! His whole upper body was now exposed. The audience roared! "WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?" he shouted, as he jumped into the ring. The corners of it shot something that looks like fireworks out of them. The audience was as loud as a factory now. This man must be crazy. Onyx is a 20 foot tall snake made of rocks. This man is about 6'5" feet tall, which is pretty impressive for a human, but pales in comparison to the Onyx. Suddenly, the man rushed at Onyx. Onyx was taken by suprise as the man grabbed it and body slammed it on the ground. The man stood up and walked to the other side of the ring. Onyx dove towards the man, and the man just kicked it, right in the head! Onyx was paralyzed! The man walked forward and picked up the 10 ton beast and started spinning it. How the hell was this possible?! The man finally let go, and Onyx flew straight through the roof of the stadium. What happened to it is unknown. "Are you... a Pokemon?" Ash said, completely stunned. "I DON'T NEED POKEMON BROTHER... THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES..." the man said, pointing to the palm of his hand. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST)   Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 6303 days Last view: 6303 days |
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Originally posted by jeff No, I think not. *Casts Moveaga!* |
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jeff Double metal axe Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by Tripcode MelOriginally posted by jeff thanks for the feedback man i'm glad you enjoyed it. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 6303 days Last view: 6303 days |
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| You get bonus points for incorporating the "Real American" lyrics. | |||
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Simon Belmont Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles.  Since: 11-18-05 From: Pittsburgh Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| okay, I lol'ed | |||
Lord SkyLart Cukeman  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6348 days Last view: 6348 days |
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| The story was great, but why did you choose Pokemon? | |||
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jeff Double metal axe Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| hulk hogan is a pokemon fan. http://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/26/are-you-ready-for-some-pok%C3%A9mon-brother/
the idea it comes from is a battle in a pokemon game where it says "HULK HOGAN WANTS TO FIGHT", but he never sends out any pokemon. |
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SuperLuigi64 Snifit  Since: 07-22-06 From: TN My PC Specs Last post: 6393 days Last view: 6393 days |
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| I would have picked John Cena getting destroyed by Mewtwo, but thats me.
Nice story. Kind of a Hulk/Andre type match. Bonus points for the 24 inch pytons. |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero  Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| I give this story a thumbs up. | |||
Apophis Ropa  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Reminds me of a this quote I submitted several weeks back. | |||
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jeff Double metal axe Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish just one? 
apophis i got the idea from a chat in #sfnet about it when someone said it would rock if it did that "HULK HOGAN WANTS TO FIGHT" but he never sends out a pokemon. |
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Apophis Ropa Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| I wasn't accusing you of stealing from my quote, I just thought it was funny that you had the same idea and thought I'd share our version. I loved your story. |
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