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Spiny








Since: 06-19-06
From: Eagle Land

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Posted on 09-02-06 12:28 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kasdarack
In Louisiana, as long as the person is illegally in my house I can blow his fucking head off whether he knows I'm there or not. I take comfort in that. Unlawful entry is unlawful entry, and possible punishments for such should always include death. A criminal knows that breaking in, so if he/she's willing to risk it then I don't see how them dying is anyone else's problem.


Mind if I move to your state... Oh and i found a new weapon. I remembered a while ago my friend and I made calatrops (barbed wire thrown on the ground that can pop tires if needed) so I found the bag of them and I now keep them by my bed so if somone breaks in, they wont be looting my room at least.
Thoughtless
[Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover
[Danielle] *flutters eyelashes*
[Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT
I miss my two pussies :( (Part II)


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: PR

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Posted on 09-02-06 12:31 PM Link | Quote
I have another sort-of weapon thing.

A Tang container filled with pennies. I mean, not the best weapon but if I do manage to hit them I could atleast stall until I pick up something else.

It would also take me a few seconds to get my guitar but I like the guitar so I really wouldn't want to fuck it up.

Maybe I can kill them by using my old NES.
Jilkon

Cappy








Since: 11-27-05
From: Teh Sweden

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Posted on 09-02-06 01:51 PM Link | Quote
Intruding flies feel the wrath of the fly swatter. I guess I'd have to go with like scissors or a knife (if I'm downstairs, which I'm usually not) for bigger foes.
Surlent

Koopa
Back to the roots








Since: 11-18-05
From: Berlin, Germany

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Posted on 09-02-06 02:37 PM Link | Quote
I simply throw a bunch of s on him, until he dies.
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Since: 05-08-06

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Posted on 09-02-06 02:52 PM Link | Quote
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.
Tanks

Spiny








Since: 06-19-06
From: Eagle Land

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Posted on 09-02-06 03:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by i_forget
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.


Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first.
The Red Snifit

Ropa








Since: 03-05-06
From: Here

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Posted on 09-02-06 10:12 PM Link | Quote
It would take 2 seconds to grab a sword I keep for decoration that's hanging over my bed.
Don't ask me why I have it.
HyperHacker

Star Mario
Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_<
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 09-03-06 12:35 AM Link | Quote
I have a large sword above my bed too... but it's made of cardboard and duct tape.

i_forget: You'd probably risk blowing up the can or burning yourself more than harming an intruder.
Zer0wned

Koopa


 





Since: 12-09-05
From: Torrance, ca

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Posted on 09-03-06 01:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker

i_forget: You'd probably risk blowing up the can or burning yourself more than harming an intruder.


actually, with my (unfortunately extensive...) experience with aerosol-based flamethrowers, the chance of doing either are actually pretty slim if you know how to do it. In other words, short bursts and keep the flame source a good distance away from the fuel.

And it's not so much catching the person on fire, you start throwing fire at someone who knows they're in the wrong place, it's a good chance they'd get the right idea and leave.
Sweet Kassy Molassy
Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now.








Since: 06-17-06
From: LoozeeAnna

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Posted on 09-03-06 03:12 AM Link | Quote
Or they'd get the right idea and take a step back and shoot you.
Someone attempting to burn me (esp in the face) would probably send me into a killing rage.
the_icepenguin

Bit








Since: 05-28-06

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Posted on 09-03-06 04:21 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kasdarack
... would probably send me into a killing rage.


Is that funny? Seriously....

Why did I laugh?

I hate getting burnt.
Tripcode Mel
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Since: 11-18-05
From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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Posted on 09-03-06 05:01 AM Link | Quote
Two and a half seconds to retrieve an expired can of bear repellent. The ingredients in it deteriorate over time, but it's designed to be effective up to thirty feet and for the entire can to exhaust it's contents in five seconds. It'll still hurt like fuck if I spray some guy in the eyes and then throw the can at him.

Five seconds for a rubber band guitar made out of a two by four I made for a Physics project.

Five seconds for a folder I keep in a drawer.

Ten seconds for the knife in my Leatherman, because that thing is a BITCH to unfold.
Valcion

Knuckle Joe
too much high power man








Since: 11-17-05

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Posted on 09-03-06 08:57 AM Link | Quote
Lets see...a few pocket knives,

Dozens of controllers. If anything i could strangle the guy with them. Or beat him with my heavy as fuck arcade stick or beatmania controller.

Those aren't practical enough, but could come in handy if all else fails.

Oh yeah there's some scissors and i also have a can of compressed air. Which i probably could make explode somehow.

There's probably a lot i could do.
Tanks

Spiny








Since: 06-19-06
From: Eagle Land

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Posted on 09-03-06 12:35 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Valcion
Lets see...a few pocket knives,

Dozens of controllers. If anything i could strangle the guy with them. Or beat him with my heavy as fuck arcade stick or beatmania controller.

Those aren't practical enough, but could come in handy if all else fails.

Oh yeah there's some scissors and i also have a can of compressed air. Which i probably could make explode somehow.

There's probably a lot i could do.


I can also use my controlers, heck I could use my useless external harddrive. I was wondering though, can compressed air burn like most areosols do?
Thexare

Metal battleaxe
Off to better places








Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 09-03-06 07:21 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Surlent
I simply throw a bunch of s on him, until he dies.

Judging from my experiences, Surlent, you just garbage chain after he halfasses a few x4s and x5s.

Sweet Kassy Molassy
Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now.








Since: 06-17-06
From: LoozeeAnna

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Posted on 09-03-06 10:29 PM Link | Quote
I have a new weapon which is on hand immediately upon waking.

I could throw my cat at the intruder's face. She sleeps on my chest so I wouldn't even have to get up.
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Since: 05-08-06

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Posted on 09-04-06 01:06 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tanks
Originally posted by i_forget
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.


Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first.


He (or she) might not know that...
Tanks

Spiny








Since: 06-19-06
From: Eagle Land

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Posted on 09-04-06 01:00 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by i_forget
Originally posted by Tanks
Originally posted by i_forget
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.


Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first.


He (or she) might not know that...


Doesn't matter if they know or not, they've got a gun, thery're threatened, they kill the threat as soon as possible.
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Since: 05-08-06

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Posted on 09-04-06 06:17 PM Link | Quote
2 seconds to get a repleica sword from the living room. ( It is a Real sword not a toy or decoration)
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Since: 05-08-06

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Posted on 09-05-06 10:27 PM Link | Quote
also I have 2 seconds to get a knife from the kitchen.I play my games in the living room were the kitchen is.
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