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emcee Red Super Koopa                  Since: 11-20-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| I think if I was ever in that situation, I would just wake up. | |||
Radiation UFO   Since: 11-19-05 From: Techno City, The Moon Last post: 6356 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Obviously, you climb out of your car, shimmy down to the front of it. Then you rip off your licence plate and chuck one of the sharp edges at the tire of the fire truck. Then you can rip off your rear fender and reach out in front of the car with it to lift up the giant pig and throw it into the blades of the helicopter. If that doesn't cause the helicopter to crash, at least the helicopter-pilot will be blinded by the fact that it's raining pig's blood. If it's still after you like some sort of maddening death-ground helicopter, you should have tire chains in your car somewhere, as a responsible driver. Take those out and swing them around the blades of the helicopter, then swing the helicopter around and throw it into the fire truck, which may or may not still be next to you. If for some reason the helicopter is still after you, dump a bunch of caltrops in the road and the helicopter will crash.
If you should ever need to turn, use your body weight to divert the direction the car's going. You should be able to do that. An easier solution would be to rip off your car door, jump onto the fire truck (both of you are going at the exact same speed for no reason), break the door open with the door, throw whoever's in there into your car, then just drive really really fast. Alternately, you could say "the correct answer" or something like that but that would be lame and uninteresting. |
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Zer0wned Koopa  Since: 12-09-05 From: Torrance, ca Last post: 6453 days Last view: 6453 days |
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Originally posted by NSNick flying at ground level... =P You're not moving in relation to the ground under you, but you're still technically moving due to the earth's rotation, the helicopter is grounded, the pig is prancing around in a circle like a big sissy (a very big sissy at that) in front of you. Now although the situation isn't hostile, it's still dangerous because that's a big goddamned pig, and he's prancing up quite a storm. So you kindly ask either the guys in the firetruck to distract the pig with the hose whilst you drive by unscathed, or, request that the person in the helicopter airlift yourself and your vehicle past the piggy. |
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ziffhasnoaim/password Snifit Since: 06-07-06 Last post: 6487 days Last view: 6487 days |
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| ...Reason with the pig. For truly, if the flurry of bullets doesn't kill it it must truly be a god amongst swine. | |||
Danielle     6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Throw some grub into the valley. It would make the pig go after it, and you'd be free to accelerate away from the messy situation.
But uh, your answer's pretty awesome too, Nick. |
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Metal Man88 Gold axe It appears we have been transported to a time in which everything is on fire! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Turn Left into the valley.
There. Who cares if it's a little off-road, or even a drop? Now all that stuff around you is gone.  |
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