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NSNick

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Posted on 08-04-06 04:44 PM Link | Quote
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Posted on 08-04-06 04:46 PM Link | Quote
Maintain your speed constantly until the valley on the left ends. Then pull over that way.

Is this in the right forum?
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Posted on 08-04-06 04:53 PM Link | Quote
Be a man, pull out your gun and shoot the pig to show it to not evolve then drive into the helicopter to show that stupid pilot that you're not to be fucked with.
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Posted on 08-04-06 04:53 PM Link | Quote
Eh, I probably should have put it into Craziness.

Edit: Does so.


(edited by NSNick on 08-04-06 03:53 PM)
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Posted on 08-04-06 04:54 PM Link | Quote
God dammit! Now I won't come to this thread. I hate Craziness!
NSNick

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Posted on 08-04-06 04:54 PM Link | Quote
Also, while Ziff's answer isn't the one I was looking for, it gets 8 bonus points for badassness.

Ziff: Just pretend it's in ... not Craziness.


(edited by NSNick on 08-04-06 03:54 PM)
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Posted on 08-04-06 05:00 PM Link | Quote
Call in a fire at your end destination, forcing the fire truck to accelerate to get there, then go into the lane it was in and let the others pass.


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 08-04-06 04:00 PM)
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Posted on 08-04-06 05:18 PM Link | Quote
Jump out the car and fall on the fire engine......


(edited by Omega on 08-04-06 04:19 PM)
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Posted on 08-04-06 05:48 PM Link | Quote
Pick up your graphing calculator and calculate how exactly to open a worm hole in the Space-Time continuum to a location 1 km ahead... Then build a machine that does that... Out of parts taken from your car's radio.
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Posted on 08-04-06 05:51 PM Link | Quote
Ask yourself "How the hell did this happen?"
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Posted on 08-04-06 05:51 PM Link | Quote
Pigs are generally frightened easily around here, so you'd get too close for comfort for the pig, forcing into the valley.

But for added twist you can ram the firetruck and damage your car, thus losing speed and raming the helicopter with your car. And the helicopter spins and chops the pig in half with the top and explodes. And you're dead.
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Posted on 08-04-06 06:22 PM Link | Quote
I would MacGyver it.

I would build a gun out of lint, gum and a penny and shoot the pig. (Bullets made out of light bulbs)

Then make a jetpack from the chair, radio and steering wheel from the car and fly to safety.
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Posted on 08-04-06 06:36 PM Link | Quote
Correct answer?

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Posted on 08-04-06 07:24 PM Link | Quote
Here is my solution.

Stop pretending to be in this scenario.


(edited by Kario on 08-04-06 06:25 PM)
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Posted on 08-04-06 07:27 PM Link | Quote
Just keep on driving, since the pig and the helicopter are both at your speed. Nothing will happen.
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Posted on 08-04-06 08:10 PM Link | Quote
You are driving in a car at a constant speed


Well since you can't maintain constant speed in a car as you would shift logic says you can't be there?

I dont really know
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Posted on 08-04-06 10:58 PM Link | Quote
Psst, the answer is in my previous post....
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Posted on 08-04-06 10:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by NSNick
Correct answer?




Nice.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 08-05-06 12:44 AM Link | Quote
Rofl, nice answer. In a real situation I'd either...
-Slow down gradually, to force the chopper to lift off or slow down.
-Scare the pig.
-Just drive into the damn valley. Nobody said it was a long way down or fenced off or anything.

Originally posted by ziffhasnoaim/password
Be a man, pull out your gun and shoot the pig

And then there's a giant dead pig in front of you and a high-speed helicopter behind you.
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Posted on 08-05-06 12:50 AM Link | Quote
More answers...

It depends on the size of the car your driving. If you're driving a huge car, you could crush the helicopter without sustaining too much damage. If you're driving a small enough car, you could eliminate the pig yourself.
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