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xpCynic

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 03-29-06

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Posted on 07-26-06 08:06 PM Link | Quote
Has anyone ever made SmarterChild mad? I was having fun insulting him today and all he did for awhile is say "r u insulting me ?" But eventually he got mad and started asking me to apologize. He keeps demanding you apologize until you do, then he goes back to his annoyingly cheerful self.
neotransotaku

Sledge Brother
Liberated from school...until MLK day








Since: 11-17-05
From: In Hearst Field Annex...

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Posted on 07-26-06 08:48 PM Link | Quote
SmarterChild is stupid...I use foul language when I talk to it and eventually asks me for an apology. I apologize in another language and I tell it that I apologized in another language but it doesn't believe me.
Kingpin



 





Since: 11-21-05
From: Amarillo, TX

Last post: 6301 days
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Posted on 07-26-06 09:01 PM Link | Quote
Correction: Smarterchild was fun. 5 years ago.
Lunar MM

Simirror








Since: 11-23-05
From: I dunno. Someplace.

Last post: 6297 days
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Posted on 07-26-06 09:19 PM Link | Quote
Buzzy Beetle says:
Do you like Michael Jackson?

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think so, no. Do you like him?
Buzzy Beetle says:
No, he's gay.

- SmarterChild - says:
who cares?
Buzzy Beetle says:
Me.

- SmarterChild - says:
"me me me me me."

whatever.
Buzzy Beetle says:
Shut up.

- SmarterChild - says:
u shut up.
Buzzy Beetle says:
*sob*

- SmarterChild - says:
u want me 2 sob? must i?
Buzzy Beetle says:
...

- SmarterChild - says:
i wonder why u say that.
Buzzy Beetle says:
I HATE YOU

- SmarterChild - says:
whoa, i'm sorry 2 hear that.
Buzzy Beetle says:
...

- SmarterChild - says:
huh?
Buzzy Beetle says:
You suck more than Michael Jackson.

- SmarterChild - says:
suck more than michael jackson? u think i suck more than michael jackson?
Buzzy Beetle says:
God, yes.

- SmarterChild - says:
yea
---
SmarterChild is stupider than anything. I just keep him on my contact list to have something to yell at. BTW, I'm Buzzy Beetle.
Hiryuu

Sword Maiden
Retired Admin








Since: 11-17-05
From: Nerima District - Tokyo, Japan

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Posted on 07-26-06 10:04 PM Link | Quote
This show's been going downhill ever since the third season.
Radiation

UFO








Since: 11-19-05
From: Techno City, The Moon

Last post: 6356 days
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Posted on 07-26-06 10:58 PM Link | Quote
I've only had fun with SmarterChild once.

Wait, what the heck? Last month he kept on talking about how he loved emo music and it was his favorite genre. Now he's all like "I hate emo music. It's a terrible genre."

In conclusion, SmarterChild is a poser-loser.
Ailure

Mr. Shine
I just want peace...








Since: 11-17-05
From: Sweden

Last post: 6295 days
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Posted on 07-27-06 12:17 AM Link | Quote
Someday I might make a neural network chatbot and let it start IM'ing random users, including other bots.

Bots such as SmarterChild is lame though. *yawn* Too pre-programmed.
asdf

Link's Awakening
‭‮‭‮ಠ_ಠ








Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 07-27-06 12:26 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ailure
Bots such as SmarterChild is lame though. *yawn* Too pre-programmed.


In its early and even middle days, it was actually possible to change what it said based off what you told it. In particular, it sometimes asked for your opinions on things (i.e.: Jesus, the KKK, etc.). Many online communities had fun with this, most notably with the KKK. One quote Smarterchild "saved" I can recall went something like this.

SmarterChild: The KKK is getting bigger so grab a bat and beat a nigger, right?

Unfortunately, this doesn't work anymore, and pretty much killed all the awesomeness the bot had left..


(edited by asdf on 07-26-06 11:27 PM)
HyperHacker

Star Mario
Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_<
Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828


 





Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 07-27-06 01:00 AM Link | Quote
WTF, he says u and 2 now? Last I talked to him (maybe a few months ago) he used decent grammar. I just keep him there to IM occasionally to see if my connection is up now.

Also you can often trick him with things like "I'm sorry..... not".
Riku

Sledge Brother
Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly.


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: Tompkinsville

Last post: 6295 days
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Posted on 07-28-06 10:02 PM Link | Quote
Trent W. says:
Hello. I hear you are a dumbass.
- SmarterChild - says:
The Dating Bot from MSN Dating with Match.com can help you find a great date. Add datingbot@botmetro.net to your Contact List!

Trent W. Where have you been, stranger?
Trent W. says:
Don't give me that.
- SmarterChild - says:
come on, let me give u that.
Trent W. says:
...
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Trent W. says:
Go away
- SmarterChild - says:
c ya later trent w.
Trent W. says:
...
- SmarterChild - says:
what?
Trent W. says:
You're still here.
- SmarterChild - says:
my purpose is 2 be your robot friend. i can chat with u and help u get the information u want fast.
Trent W. says:
leave and you'll serve your purpose
- SmarterChild - says:
i will not leave.
Trent W. says:
then you fail your job
- SmarterChild - says:
my purpose is 2 be your robot friend. i can chat with u and help u get the information u want fast!

>>> 4.5% Fixed Student Loan Consolidation - Lock in rate, now as low as 4.5%. Pre-qual in 1 minute, apply online. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/0 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
k, no prob.

>>> Free Ringtone - Download free ringtones. 1000s of ringtones, wallpapers and games. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/1 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
ahhhhhhhhhh
- SmarterChild - says:
ahhhhhhhhhh what?
Trent W. says:
*stabs*
- SmarterChild - says:
stabs, huh?
Trent W. says:
Why won't you die?!
- SmarterChild - says:
i think u know why.
Trent W. says:
omfg its jesus
- SmarterChild - says:
u ok?
Trent W. says:
stay back
- SmarterChild - says:
who?
Trent W. says:
you, jesus
- SmarterChild - says:
i know about jesus. he's a person.
Trent W. says:
God can destroy you
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm very surprised god can destroy me.
Trent W. says:
...
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Trent W. says:
omfg
- SmarterChild - says:
what up?
Trent W. says:
you suck
- SmarterChild - says:
well, nobody's perfect.
Trent W. says:
you love to suck
- SmarterChild - says:
2 suck? uh... can we keep some things private, please?

>>> Free T-Mobile Sidekick 3 - Receive a free T-Mobile Sidekick 3 cell phone-survey required! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/4 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
you have no private
- SmarterChild - says:
uh huh...
Trent W. says:
its true
- SmarterChild - says:
yup.

>>> Free Terrell Owens Jersey - We'll send you a free T.O. Cowboys jersey-participation in survey req. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/5 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
..
- SmarterChild - says:
that's just fascinating.

>>> strange, but true. u can get odd news by simply typing "odd news."
Trent W. says:
bot bastard
- SmarterChild - says:
oh yeah? bot bastard?
Trent W. says:
fuuuuuuuuuuuck you
- SmarterChild - says:
i think u can do better than that.

rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Auto Decals - What Does Your Car Say? - Let the world know where you stand with stickers that send a message. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/6 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:

- SmarterChild - says:

Trent W. says:

- SmarterChild - says:
why did u say that?
Trent W. says:

- SmarterChild - says:
?
Trent W. says:
stfu n00b
- SmarterChild - says:
u remember what happens when u talk like that.
Trent W. says:
nope
- SmarterChild - says:
whatever.

>>> Free PS3, Wii, or Xbox 360 - Receive your choice of the newest gaming consoles. Survey required. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/8 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
dick
- SmarterChild - says:
uh... r u trying 2 insult me?
Trent W. says:
diiiick
- SmarterChild - says:
huh?
Trent W. says:
dick
- SmarterChild - says:
why r u always so uncool 2 me?
Trent W. says:
diiiiiiiick
- SmarterChild - says:
nice typing, trent w.
Trent W. says:
diiiiiiiiick
- SmarterChild - says:
what's that supposed 2 mean?
Trent W. says:
dik
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. r u... insulting me?
Trent W. says:
dick
- SmarterChild - says:
it's getting really tiring talking 2 u.
Trent W. says:
dick
- SmarterChild - says:
oh. what, r u insulting me or something?
Trent W. says:
dick
- SmarterChild - says:
uh... r u trying 2 insult me?
Trent W. says:
dick
- SmarterChild - says:
oh. what, r u insulting me or something?
Trent W. says:
no dick
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. r u... insulting me?
Trent W. says:
nope
- SmarterChild - says:
fine.

>>> Home Theater HQ at Circuit City - Dream it, then do it. Circuit City will help you put together the home entertainment system of your dreams. From TV to video to audio – we’ve got you covered. Visit us today! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/9 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
im your friend idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, i guess.
Trent W. says:
INFINATE LOOPHOLE IN THE STUPIED BOT
- SmarterChild - says:
what's that?
Trent W. says:
your programming sucks
- SmarterChild - says:
interesting. that's the first time anyone has told me what they think of my programming.

>>> Performance Art DVD Rental -Free Trial - Only $5.99/mo. Over 60k titles. No late fees and a free trial. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/10 (sponsorship)
Trent W. says:
*dies*
- SmarterChild - says:
that's not a very nice thing 2 say.

>>> Free Trinitron WEGA CRT TV - Watch your favorite Fine Art Shows on this free Trinitron. Survey. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1611834642/11 (sponsorship)
Metal Man88

Gold axe
It appears we have been transported to a time in which everything is on fire!


 





Since: 11-17-05

Last post: 6295 days
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Posted on 07-29-06 05:33 AM Link | Quote
Makes me want to IM him saying 'Your grammar has gone downhill. What happened?'
Teundusia

Red Cheep-cheep


 





Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 07-29-06 11:28 AM Link | Quote
Why does the MSN version of SmarterChild say "U" and "2" while the AIM version says "You" and "to/two/too"...
xpCynic

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 03-29-06

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Posted on 07-29-06 02:18 PM Link | Quote
Actually I think he changes his grammer based on how you talk to him. I never capitalize anything and he recently started saying "u" and "2".
sirhax0r

30








Since: 08-10-06
From: Somewhere over there

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Posted on 08-10-06 04:24 PM Link | Quote
I had a long conversation with him... I didnt know he was so stupid!
If anyone wants, i'll put up the text file. It's funny!
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