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craig3410 Koopa                  Since: 12-20-05 Last post: 6393 days Last view: 6393 days |
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| Ugh.
So, I make me a piece of pizza when I see that my outdoor dogs got out again (more on that in a later post). They're the most idiotic creatures on earth (I've scraped smarter shit off my feet). I spend 20 minutes hustling them back in and tie the gate up when I see that ONE OF THE GODDAMN DOGS GOT OUT AGAIN! THEY USUALLY AT LEAST WAIT AN HOUR OR SO BEFORE GETTING OUT AGAIN! FUCK! I untie the gate again, push him back in again, and she almost gets out the hole a third time, but I run over there and fill the hole back up before she can get out. I retie the fence and go inside when MY INDOOR DOG IS ON THE TABLE AND EATING MY PIZZA! I smack him and throw him (literally, it's like a Maltese, so it's small) on the bed, and scream at him. Now I'm left with an eighth of pizza to call my entire lunch.  |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II)  Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Kill the smallest dog and eat it for your lunch.
You solve a few problems like that. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6301 days |
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| Pets. They're dumb, but cute. They may not know what they're doing wrong. Have you tried to keep the dog off the tables previously? | |||
Omega Mole   Since: 04-27-06 From: Los Angeles,CA Last post: 6304 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Doga are supposed to be man's best friend but, I must "best" isn't a right word for it. I remember once my dog took a crap on my desk....on my desk for god's sake! | |||
witeasprinwow Since: 12-29-05 Last post: 6410 days Last view: 6410 days |
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| An eighth of a pizza sounds like a good lunch to me...
And they're fucking dogs. They're like kids, I can't bring myself to hate them. Call them stupid push them around maybe, but not hate them. How the hell are they "getting out"? You can't get a more stable cage for them? |
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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Originally posted by witeasprinwow I'm guessing they dug a hole, beethoven style. (seriously, the hole is your own fault D: ) |
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Danielle     6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6302 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| ...Close the door?
Or put something in front of the hole, like some wood or a lawn mower, maybe. And put your pizza on a counter that they can't reach. I learned that many years ago with my dog. |
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craig3410 Koopa Since: 12-20-05 Last post: 6393 days Last view: 6393 days |
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Originally posted by witeasprinwow They're in a yard and they keep digging out over and over; I fill in one hole and they make a new one. |
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Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Give them away then, if they're too much of a hassle. Train them to be more obedient through obedience school. Give them some painkiillers in their food. There's bound to be something that should help you, but I say put chicken wire around the entire fence. | |||
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Put generic bricks above the hole/fence.
Several of them. |
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Metal Man88 Gold axe It appears we have been transported to a time in which everything is on fire! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Yeah, some more on the other side, maybe, too. They can't dig through bricks. | |||
Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| I smack him and throw him (literally, it's like a Maltese, so it's small) on the bed, and scream at him.
I don't think that animal cruelty is the best solution. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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The pizza being eaten was your fault for leaving it there.  I know how annoying it can be when dogs escape and run off and you get blamed for them being able to dig and spend 4 hours wandering around in the hot sun looking for them.
*pets his cat*  |
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Vyper Kodondo Raging Venom  Since: 11-18-05 From: Final Fantasy Fire Last post: 6318 days Last view: 6318 days |
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You people have stupid dogs 
My dog never goes potty in the house, never leaves the yard, and pretty much never does anything wrong. I can take him on walks without a leash. He stays right by me and listens to everything I tell him. It's all about training. You have to show you're dominant and they'll listen. Go watch "Dog Whisperer" on Discovery Channel. |
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craig3410 Koopa Since: 12-20-05 Last post: 6393 days Last view: 6393 days |
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Originally posted by Colin Don't worry, I throw like ass; he's dumb enough to enjoy it more than anything else. And, of course, I'm back to petting the damn thing; so... |
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NSNick Gohma IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE BOOZE  Since: 11-17-05 From: Last post: 6303 days Last view: 6303 days |
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| Since Phil isn't here...
CRAWLIIIINNNG INNN MY SKIINNNNNN |
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now.  Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| If you don't want your dogs digging out there's a VERY simple solution. Go buy yourself some chicken wire at your local co-op or farm supply store or... your hardware store will probably even have it. Wal-Mart might. Lay it out at the edge of the fence (maybe even under it a bit if you can) and throw dirt on top of it. They'll try to dig a few times, hit the wire, and realize that they can't get through it and it hurts to try and that'll be the end of that. | |||
Randy53215 Melon Bug Since: 11-17-05 From: Greenfield, Wisconsin (U.S.A) Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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Originally posted by Danielle Or how about even one of those big bricks? I dont even know how big his dogs are but assuming how he said stuff im guessing there big. So I would try a good sized brick.  |
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Tommathy Since: 11-17-05 From: Cloud Nine, Turn Left and I'm There~ Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| How the hell does a *maltese* jump onto the counter?
Mine is a tiny little fluff-ball who can't even jump onto my bed. |
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craig3410 Koopa Since: 12-20-05 Last post: 6393 days Last view: 6393 days |
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Originally posted by Tommathy Floor --> Chair --> table. He's sneaky, I'll give him that.  |
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