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Krusty Toenail Poppy Bros. Jr                   Since: 11-17-05 From: North Carolina Last post: 6567 days Last view: 6567 days |
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| I'm almost scared to look... *goes to look at dumblaws.com*
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"It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure." XD "Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed." Liek Ahye Git Beingo! 
"It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard."  Wonder who tried that one...
"While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled." Sure... "Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields." I would love to see that.
"You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars." "It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway." I'd be a little too worried of a semi hitting my ass to do this. But i have seen it done before!
OMG this one is for Michigan... "There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
West Virginia... "It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs." Poor bunnies and puppys 
Ohio... "It is illegal to get a fish drunk." "Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed." Aww, come on! Why not? Tennessee... "When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming." Holy shit! I'm so going there!
"It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket." Hahaha! "By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
"Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians." Should be a law everywhere...
"To play pinball, one must be 18 years old." Rated M for Mature, this game contains blood, gore, violence, sexual themes, and drug usage.  (edited by Krusty Toenail on 12-01-05 10:22 PM) (edited by Krusty Toenail on 12-01-05 10:25 PM) (edited by Krusty Toenail on 12-01-05 10:42 PM) (edited by Krusty Toenail on 12-01-05 10:51 PM) (edited by Krusty Toenail on 12-01-05 10:55 PM) (edited by Krusty Toenail on 12-01-05 10:58 PM) |
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Danielle     6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE    Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| California:
"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."  I'd like to see that
In certain cities: "Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine." "Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games." Wtf I'm never going to that city
"Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits."
"It is illegal to pour salt on a highway." "It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time." "Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited." "All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first." "It is illegal to molest butterflies." "One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock." "Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff." "It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear." "Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street." I'm cracking up. |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II)  Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Danielle XD Can someone explain how the fuck can you molest a butterfly? Nevermind. I figured it out. In a related note. I found another use for our pinky finger and nipples. |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6402 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Danielle No shit! Iīm laughing my ass off here!
Molest butterflies? Howīs that possible? |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I don't know. Poor widdle butterfly. |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6402 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Makes me wonder who actually tried it.
But I think that detonating a nuclear device within the city limits would result in death penalty. |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Except everyone would already be dead.
I don't get that one at all. I mean wtf. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6295 days |
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Those laws are freakin' old. You make it sound like the US is hardnose on people or something. 
They ARE funny though. XD (edited by Shyguy on 12-03-05 09:03 PM) |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6402 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Danielle Not everyone. We also have the radiation and you donīt die from that immediately. I mean the the one who detonates the bombs gets death penalty. |
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Peardian N-Z KvSG #193 is up!  Since: 11-17-05 From: Pearl Island Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Danielle That's disturbing...
Here's some from Kansas... "Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats." "Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights." "No one may catch fish with his bare hands." "The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks." ...and the kicker... "If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed." Edit: More from Kansas! [Topeka] "The installation of bathtubs is prohibited." [Wichita] "One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport." [Wichita] "Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air." Edit: Here are some from Florida... "The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages." "Doors of all public buildings must open outwards." "Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner." "A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing." "It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit." "Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown." "It is illegal to skateboard without a license." "You may not fart in a public place after 6 P." Guilty...
"It is considered an offense to shower naked." WHAT!? [Cape Coral] "It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline." [Cape Coral] "It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street." [Cape Coral City] "A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport." [Daytona Beach] "The molestation of trash cans is banned." Florida's got some weird people...
[Destin] "Torpedoes may not be set off in the city." [Hialeah] "Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor." [Naples] "Neon signs are prohibited." [Pensacola] "Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person." [Pensacola] "It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel." Oh, Donkey Kong... [Seaside] "All houses [must] have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches." Nebraska: "It is Illegal to go whale fishing." Whale Fishing. In Nebraska. Wow. Another from Nebraska: "It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup." Here's one from Texas: "A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather." Here's one from Rhode Island: "Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void." Here's one of the few from Hawaii: "All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat." This is the weirdest one from Iowa: "Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants." Last one: [also Rhode Island] "No one may bite off another's leg." (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:34 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:44 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:45 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:47 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:48 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:49 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 12:56 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 01:03 PM) (edited by Peardian on 12-04-05 01:06 PM) |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| "It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup."
...So wait.. bar owners can't sell beer in their bar.. unless their cooking soup? wtf
"Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights." That one made me laugh the most. Can you imagine. |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6402 days Last view: 6294 days |
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I donīt want any lightbulbs up my ass. 
To hell with that law. |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I thought it was illegal to walk on freeways and such. Maybe that's just a CA thing. And I'm not complaining.. tail lights |
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mvent2 Paragoomba  Since: 11-17-05 From: Brizzy, Australia Last post: 6615 days Last view: 6615 days |
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| These ones from Pennsylvania crack me up:
"It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors." "You may not sing in the bathtub." "Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk." "Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents." (wtf why the hell not) "You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth." (I would love to see that )
"You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium in Ridley Park during a performance." |
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Apophis Ropa  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by mvent2 that sucks. if you can manage to get the hook in its anus, you deserve to keep it. |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6402 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by mvent2 Like theyīd be able to prevent it, anyway.
Besides, I donīt bath that much. I just take showers. (edited by Ran-chan on 12-05-05 04:35 AM) |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick. | |||
Imajin Bot Local Moderator Currently affected by 'No syndrome' ---!!!  Since: 12-05-05 From: Camineet, Palm Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Massachusetts has a whole lot of these dumb laws left over from Puritan times... | |||
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Laws based on religeons tend to cause more killing than they are intended to. "Zomg! You rolled over on a dead fly in your sleep! Death penalty's a sure thing and you also get a one way ride to the flaming, fiery, bowels of hell!!!!" | |||
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6402 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by [GGS No, really? Itīs sicker than sick. "Zomg! You rolled over on a dead fly in your sleep" That must be based on Buddhism. |
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