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Posted on 07-25-06 05:59 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperMackerel
No, the idea is there used to be trees there, but he chopped them all down and now it's a desert.


Oh, ok, I guess I did get it.
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Posted on 07-27-06 02:24 AM Link | Quote
Why my friend Josh will always be a hero in my book...

At a party that his frat was throwing, Josh noticed some asshat putting roofies in a girl's drink. Asshat was confronted, and he denied it. Josh made Asshat consume the drugged drink, and unsurprisingly, Asshat soon became unconscious. Josh and some of his frat brothers chucked Asshat out the first floor window into the yard, removed his pants and shoes and threw them over the telephone wires, wrote RAPIST on his forehead with Magic Marker, and just left him there. The end.
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Posted on 07-27-06 04:43 PM Link | Quote
Nice.
Rydain

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Posted on 07-28-06 10:29 PM Link | Quote
Hell yeah. And now for a true tale of office stupidity.

At a certain company, there's a certain manager who is known for being an incompetent buffoon. We'll call him Clippy because he bugs people about pointless bullshit when they're trying to get work done, and when they need help, he's useless. At any rate, Clippy wanted to hire a database administrator. The head of the systems administration department gave the candidate a competency exam, which they failed miserably. Clippy managed to go over their head and get the candidate hired anyway.

To make a long story short, the database admin rm -rf'ed the wrong terminal. Which BALEETED a production database, thereby causing the loss of half a day's worth of customer data. He ultimately got fired for not learning anything.
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Posted on 07-29-06 04:38 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rydain
Why my friend Josh will always be a hero in my book...

At a party that his frat was throwing, Josh noticed some asshat putting roofies in a girl's drink. Asshat was confronted, and he denied it. Josh made Asshat consume the drugged drink, and unsurprisingly, Asshat soon became unconscious. Josh and some of his frat brothers chucked Asshat out the first floor window into the yard, removed his pants and shoes and threw them over the telephone wires, wrote RAPIST on his forehead with Magic Marker, and just left him there. The end.

Shoulda stolen his wallet too.
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