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Twistermon Goomba                    Since: 07-17-06 From: Sweden Last post: 6499 days Last view: 6499 days |
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| Do you have something funny to tell the others?
Then, you should write one here and make us laugh. Just do not use something that discriminating others, though. Hereīs my funny story: Two lumberjacks sat and eat lunch. The first one spoiled: - When I chopped tree in sahara, we didnīt have any lunch. - but there are no trees in sahara. - Nope, not any longer.  |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan  I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!   Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6310 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| This is the story of how I kicked the thread into another forum: After careful deliberation with myself, I decided that this thread does not belong in the Story Forum nor the Modern Art forum... and so, it'll be sent to Craziness...
Oh, sorry, this is about funny stories. I'll think of something funny when I'm not doing my job  ;
*twirls Star Rod around for a bit before thwacking the thread into Craziness* |
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Luigi-San Ptooie ZOMG Wii is teh pwn Since: 11-18-05 From: The Mushroom Kingdom a.k.a Buffalo, NY Wii: Yes Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| More ironic than funny, but on my 16th bithday, my dad, my aunt, and I went shopping for a new car for my aunt. | |||
AMazur Tektite Since: 07-02-06 Last post: 6317 days Last view: 6298 days |
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| Well I once knew a man from Nantucket...
I'll try my hand at a funny story. I once went on a roadtrip with a couple friends and on our way back I fell asleep at the wheel and crashed the car on the highway. Wait that wasn't very funny. Let me give this one another try. Ok so there I was with my pants around my ankles... Seriously (and playfully) though I work at Hollywood Video. Basically we're rivals with Blockbuster video. It's the dead of winter and there are many inches of snow on the ground...good packing snow too. Anyway a coworker and I went to Blockbuser after a shift (they close at 1am we close at mignight) to pay them a little visit. We get some good snowballs ready. I drive up in front of the store and leave to car running for a quick getaway. We bust on in and I'm about to reach for one to throw when I see a friend of mine. I ask him "What's up?" and talk for like 2 minutes and I forget about the snowballs...they melted in my coat and it looks like I wet myself. Man...embarrassing. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| A few years ago my dad bought this old junk car off a friend. We took it out to some abandoned field and drove around in it. He told me to head over toward a large, empty-looking spot because there wouldn't be mud. I headed toward that spot and must have been doing 90 km/h when I flew over a small cliff right into the middle of a HUGE mud puddle. XD | |||
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cpubasic13 I'm ahead of myself... Wait...  Since: 11-17-05 From: Citra, Fl. Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| My brother one day decided to play a game of his for 6 hours all day. The game was Dead or Alive 2 (the Xbox version) and then he decided to try and beat me. I haven't touched the game in months which was when I last played with my brother. I thought he would beat me since last time I beat him and his friend by one round and he has played it a hell of a lot more than me.
10 rounds with him. I am the victor each time. He gets pissed and asks my dad to play. A little note about my dad: he can't play any game good unless its a racing game. My brother lost two rounds with him. XD What a waste of 6 hours. Apparently he doesn't get the concept of "varying moves" and "counter holds." 
And yet, I don't play the game at all either... which makes it even funnier that a game he spends most of his time on and I can beat him within a minute of gametime. |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| I played hide and seek when I was 11. About 20+ people from the street were playing. There were 3 people who were hunting everyone down. My friend Trevor was a tall skinny guy (He was HUGE compared to me, 6 ft tall vs 4'11").
I was running from a few guys who got tagged, there was a dark area with a long flimsy pinetree. I thought I'd hide in between the wall of the house and the tree. Before I could reach the spot, Trevor jumped from 10 feet and scared the hell outta me! I screamed 5 times in a row before he pushed me to the ground. I just lied there quiet and he laughed his ass off. |
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Rydain Sir Kibble Blaze Phoenix Runs with the Dragon Within  Since: 11-18-05 From: State College, PA Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| One of my friends used to work at a crappy grocery store called BiLo. Bored workers + no supervision + unlimited access to food = BiLo Challenges. The rewards were usually pretty meager (like maybe $5 for the winner), so these were mainly done for amusement. Some examples...
Eating an entire stick of butter-flavored Crisco. The guy who did this said that it looked the same when it came out the other end. Being the first to drink a bottle of hot sauce or eat a jar of mayo. Eating an entire club pack of hot dogs (around 36, as I recall). This ended with bright pink barf. Once they found some soup cans that had expired back in the '80s, but the soup was a gray congealed lump that nobody was dumb enough to eat. |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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Well did they at least bother to COOK the hot dogs? Dear god... 
Out of all those challenges, the mayo one sounds the least harmful to one's health. The LEAST, mind you. |
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emcee Red Super Koopa Since: 11-20-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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Originally posted by Twistermon I don't get it. |
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Kyoufu Kawa Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end  Since: 11-18-05 From: Catgirl Central Station Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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Originally posted by emceeI get it. Sucks. |
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Doritokiller Mole Since: 06-15-06 From: California Last post: 6438 days Last view: 6301 days |
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A bottle filled with water. Frozen overnight. Water completely frozen. 3 hours of heat creates something I never would've guessed...
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Rydain Sir Kibble Blaze Phoenix Runs with the Dragon Within Since: 11-18-05 From: State College, PA Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6296 days |
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Originally posted by ColinOnly one person did the hot dog challenge (which was to finish the package, and they failed). I have no idea if they cooked them or not, but I'm betting they didn't. As far as health hazards go, the mayo, Crisco, and hot sauce are probably about equal. They won't do any real damage to you, but they might make you barf (or at least be uncomfortable). The old standby of drinking a gallon of milk in an hour came up every now and then, but my friend never participated because he knew that it's generally not possible. Unless you have a ginormous stomach capacity, there's no way you can digest the milk quickly enough. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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I was cooking lunch today and the plate cracked in half inside the oven.  |
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Twistermon Goomba Since: 07-17-06 From: Sweden Last post: 6499 days Last view: 6499 days |
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| Well, that was some funny stories.
To poil the first story, the first lumberjack is trying to fool the other lumberjack about chopping in an desert (There are barely no trees in a desert, just sand). The picture with an ice-#Beep# was an funny surprise... No, wait! itīs a bottle. Sorry (edited by Twistermon on 07-23-06 03:56 PM) |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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No, the idea is there used to be trees there, but he chopped them all down and now it's a desert.  |
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Doritokiller Mole Since: 06-15-06 From: California Last post: 6438 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Uhh.. No. It's ice. | |||
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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Originally posted by Doritokiller You sure about that? |
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Doritokiller Mole Since: 06-15-06 From: California Last post: 6438 days Last view: 6301 days |
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Originally posted by HyperMackerel Very sure. So sure that I'll move to that very desert to prove it. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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