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Tarale

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Adelaide, Australia

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Posted on 06-28-06 11:48 PM Link
At work, I sometimes go for coffee. As of a few weeks ago, I thought it would be nice to let my "buddy" at work know when I was going, in case he wanted me to get one for him too.

When I returned, another colleague said "I wish you'd told me you were getting coffee". And so the next time I bought a coffee for both colleagues. Then the boss went "Where's mine?"

From this humble beginning, a daily "coffee run" has formed. Today I purchased 9 coffees.

It was commented on the way back from the coffee place, when I had my "lackey" (another colleague) helping me carry the excessive coffee back to the office, that I'm effectively a drug dealer.

I (re)sell an addictive substance
I profit from this (stamps on my loyalty card = MANY free coffees)
I am making colleagues more addicted to coffee than they previously were, leading to further profit.

So yeah, I'm a drug dealer.

Fun I have cards in my purse for three free coffees. Bwahahaha.
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Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 06-28-06 11:49 PM Link
Posted on 06-28-06 07:37 PM
Posted on 06-28-06 07:48 PM


You got some 'splainin' to do. You been snortin' some of those drugs? Because judging by those posting times and the content, I doubt that was an accident.

And...yeah. Caffine makes you do weird things, so I don't drink coffee.


(edited by asdf on 06-28-06 10:50 PM)
(edited by asdf on 06-28-06 10:51 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05

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Posted on 06-28-06 11:52 PM Link
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Well... ONE of these needs to be closed
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