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Tarale    2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata                    Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| At work, I sometimes go for coffee. As of a few weeks ago, I thought it would be nice to let my "buddy" at work know when I was going, in case he wanted me to get one for him too.
When I returned, another colleague said "I wish you'd told me you were getting coffee". And so the next time I bought a coffee for both colleagues. Then the boss went "Where's mine?" From this humble beginning, a daily "coffee run" has formed. Today I purchased 9 coffees. It was commented on the way back from the coffee place, when I had my "lackey" (another colleague) helping me carry the excessive coffee back to the office, that I'm effectively a drug dealer. I (re)sell an addictive substance I profit from this (stamps on my loyalty card = MANY free coffees) I am making colleagues more addicted to coffee than they previously were, leading to further profit.  So yeah, I'm a drug dealer.
Fun  I have cards in my purse for three free coffees.  Bwahahaha. |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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...9 coffees at one time?!? 
I think you should start boosting the price of the coffee very soon. Just by a little bit... you know, 10 cents here and there... until they're paying $10/coffee. |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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My reply in the other topic...
And to add on to that, don't be silly. By your same comparison logic, Microsoft Windows is a virus. I mean, it affects your computer's behavior, slows it down and often impedes your ability to get work done. Get it??? XD XD XD...no. You're not a drug dealer.  (edited by asdf on 06-28-06 10:55 PM) |
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Tarale 2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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I have no idea how this double posted -- It didn't post at all initially.. weird  Sorry... please trash the other thread. 
And yeah... 9 coffees. The most I can carry myself is 6 in a tray -- so I needed somebody else to help me today. It's trickier still if somebody wants a muffin with their coffee, and I periodically get to look like some kind of sugar thief when I shove handfuls of sugar packets in my jacket pockets before leaving.
The money situation with it is also getting so confusing I now have an Excel Spreadsheet set up with the following fields: Name -- Type of Coffee Ordered -- Cost -- Money Given -- Change Otherwise I get too messed up with all the random small change thrown at me (usually while I'm busy doing other work too) and I forget to give people change!
And the maximum anybody pays for coffee is $4.75 -- and that's me, with a Large, Mocha Latte with 3 shots of espresso |
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now.  Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Caffeine doesn't really do much for me at all... except in very large doses. Then I go from no noticable effect to OMFG WIRED!!1! A few cups of coffee? Doesn't wake me up or give me a boost. An entire blender full of my espresso milkshakes? I'm typing a million miles an hour and pounding on the desk in between sentences. Of course my espresso milkshakes are alcoholic so having a little buzz might have something to do with that too... | |||
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Tarale 2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I only require coffee on days when I'm working, or perhaps when I am hungover.
I don't require even the slightest caffeine boost on weekends, public holidays or such. The benefits I find of coffee is that I just seem to cope better with stresses, be a little more cheerful and mentally alert. I don't get a real buzz from it like I used to unless I drink more than my 1 (3 espresso shot) coffee... in which case I would feel ill, not good. But yeah, in general I just cope with being a Help Desk Drone a lot better when I'm caffeinated. There's less client-hate too. 
I think I worked out the reason behind the doublepost too -- seems we're having intermittent internet and network issues here at work today. JOY!! |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I can't pay more than $2 for coffee, I'm not that fancy but I've told you that before.
Espresso milkshakes?  You need to admit that you have a problem. |
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| < Also: Interesting way of putting it. I'm suprised you don't have coffee machines in the office, but if you make profit... who cares? =P |
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Tarale 2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Xkeeper We have coffee machines -- but why drink that shit when I can go buy a real coffee??? |
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Coby Keese Since: 11-20-05 From: Belgium Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Yeah, well, I call a drug dealer someone who deals illegal substances (and coffee is not an illegal substance :p). I know a lot of people who deal, from weed to xtc, speed, coke, around here you can get whatever your heart (or addiction) desires. |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Caffeine just gives me bad breath and hurts my back. It doesn't remedy drowsiness whatsoever; I've become immune to that super-hype effect.
Ohm! Taryn selling drugs to her co-workers! OMfg! How could you!? |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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I made a deal with myself to not drink coffee this summer, and now you're making me crave it. 
I do that sometimes as well. I go to Starbuck's on my way to school sometimes, and my friend would call me and beg that I bring her some too -- she'd pay me back and then give some interest! But eh, I don't think it's a big deal.
At least, not until my friend goes broke from spending all her money on coffee. |
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Kattwah Acro RIP Acmlm's Board: Feb. 18 2007  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| There was a report on the news that says coffee is good for you
SO TARALE IS HELPING PREVENT TYPE TWO DIABETES. SHE IS A HERO! ...  |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Oh yeah, I heard about that too. But coffee is also loaded with caffeine, and can therefore be addictive.
And if you load it up with flavoring/sugar, it's definitely not so healthy if you drink too much. |
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NSNick Gohma IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE BOOZE  Since: 11-17-05 From: Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| I'll usually make a run to the 7-11 to grab caffeinated beverages (pop) for people at work as well. Except only 4 people work there. And usually only 1 or 2 at a time. So I don't get the carrying vast amounts of beverage problem. |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I need sugar/cream in my coffee. Yum yum yum.
Danielle: You won't last a week longer. |
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now. Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Danielle I had a nice big cup of cafe` au lait with a doubleshot of hazelnut the other morning. It was SO good... like you wouldn't even believe. |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Wow, we're going to break Danielle in record time at this rate. XD | |||
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| ...I HATE YOU TWO WITH A PASSION RIGHT NOW >8(
*gulps down grape juice* |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Geez, someone's going through withdrawal... Edgy. |
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