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Salmon Red Cheep-cheep                  Since: 11-18-05 From: Norway Last post: 6313 days Last view: 6303 days |
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| I've been washing my hair like crazy mad for a long time now and I have to launder my jacket and my pants because they've got shit all over them. I mean, it was four o'clock in the morning, I was the only person walking around in downtown Tromsø, meaning there was a huge fucking area in which there was not a single human being, and then there was that one square meter of pavement I was occupying. Yet for some strange reason the seagull decided it wanted to go about and do its business right above my head. Are they fucking aiming or something? Is it a survival of the fittest thing? The one who is the best at hitting a moving target with his shit gets dibs on the hottest she-gull?
I swear to God, I never really realized how freaking annoying they are untill I moved up here. The worst part are the moronic tourists who insist on feeding them. I'd rather just see them all chased off to some other place. Gah! |
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Cynthia Uh-huh.   Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Seagulls are quite common here but the odds of you getting nailed by one are small.
The myth is that you need to go buy a lotto ticket right after you get... pooped on. |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6297 days |
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Originally posted by Colin I...always thought the myth was for you to buy a rifle after you get pooped on. And kill them. All of them. |
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now.  Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Start feeding them all bits of alka-seltzer. | |||
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Salmon Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-18-05 From: Norway Last post: 6313 days Last view: 6303 days |
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| I'm fairly sure Norwegian law states that you are not allowed to buy lottery tickets (or hand in bets of any sort) after either 18 or 20, to prevent drunk people from wasting their money at night (of course, thanks to the wonder that is slot machines, they may still waste it away, just not on the national lottery), so buying a lotto ticket just won't be possible at this time of night. Of course, the stores open in about an hour and a half, I can always go buy a ticket then...
Oh, and seagulls are quite popolous around these parts. It's a town in Northern Norway, y'know, it's basically founded on the fishing industry. Fish + people = lots of seagulls. Weirdest part is, though they're hated by many of the local community, some love them. Boiling seagull eggs and eating them together with a pint of Mack beer (the local beer) is a delicassy this part of the country is famous for. |
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BMF54123 Since: 11-18-05 From: MOOGLES Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Seagulls are the most annoying birds ever. We have a lot of them hanging around downtown just because this one restaurant is populated by idiots who insist on tossing french fries out their car windows.
I love hearing nothing but "CAAAAWWWWW SKREEEEE SKREEEEEE SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" every time I eat there....  |
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LizardKing Bullet Bill  Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6297 days |
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Seagulls are annoying, I don't like them very much, though I have never had them dump their waste on me. 
Once, a seagull actually stole a sandwich that was sitting on a plate right in front of my sister. I think this is because certain people like to feed seagulls.. You should NEVER feed a seagull. Unless you're giving them bread dipped in something with a high alcohol content.  |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6405 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Say, do you usually have bad luck with stuff, Salmon? If you´re lucky, it won´t happen more than once.
"You should NEVER feed a seagull. Unless you're giving them bread dipped in something with a high alcohol content." Why not dipped in posion? I´d prefer to gun them down, though. |
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Adamant Buzz Blob Staff Wii have Wii  Since: 11-17-05 From: Norway Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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Originally posted by Trapster Never seen a drunk seagull, have you? They're hilarious. And I though seagulls LIKED salmon. |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6405 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Hm, you could always hope for them to fly into walls or something else and die that way.
My guess is that a drunk seagull would sound like: "Caaaaaaw Skreee Skreee-hickup!" |
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KeiiChi Kun Leever Learn some manners. Password changed to gibberish and IP banned. Since: 01-01-06 From: Sushi Bar Last post: 6310 days Last view: 6310 days |
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| Nah, paintball guns are the best, they don't kill but they damn well hurt. | |||
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6405 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Depends on how close you are to the seagull. And I believe that it´d be hard to hit seagulls with a paintball gun because the bullets don´t fly as long as regular bullets. | |||
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now. Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Yeah but seagulls tend to be tame and dumb. I think pegging them with a paintball would be no problem. However, I imagine getting away with firing your marker in public might be a bit more tricky.
And I'm tellin ya, feed them alka seltzer. That'd be a hell of a stomach ache. |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day  Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| however, to feel the alka seltzer to the seagull requires him to get close enough to one... although, maybe if he finds a carcass and puts crushed alka seltzer on the carcass, then maybe that will work | |||
Danielle     6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6297 days |
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...That sucks. 
My brother once got crapped on by a seagull, but he has a buzz cut, so it washed out very easily. My dad got crapped on too, at a baseball game, but he was wearing a hat. Darn.  |
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Sukasa Birdo Not quite as active as before. Xkeeper supporter Xk > ||bass I IP Banned myself! Twice!  Since: 11-17-05 From: Somewhere over there Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| Never have been crapped on/known anyone who's been crapped on. I can imagine that it would suck big-time though. Anyways, just go to the local dump, and spread the poison around there |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| i wonder what is worse, getting hit by bird poop or stepping on dog crap... | |||
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| You step on dog crap, you have to wash your shoes.
You get hit by bird crap, you might need to wash your hair/jacket/clothes. More work. |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6297 days |
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Originally posted by Colingood point...although, one doesn't smell as bad as the other though...but it sucks the same  |
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Shadic The Adventure of Link Perfect Member Since: 11-18-05 From: Olympia, Washington Last post: 6304 days Last view: 6300 days |
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| I was hit when I was like 5, I was crawling around on the monkey bars, and it hit my hand.
I freaked out, (Let go and started waving my hand around) and then fell into, and then off of the monkey bars. I wiped it off, and never told anybody what made me fall. >.> |
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