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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Craziness Domain - I'm darth malakai -- the amish sith lord!!! |
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spiroth10 Paratroopa                  Since: 01-28-06 From: USA Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I dont wield one of them new fangled lightsabers -- instead I use my shovel. The dark side of the force is strong within me, but my job is harder than the other sith's (Vader being a show-off with his death star and all...) see, I'm not allowed to fly a space craft, so I've been trying to use the force to help me jump to other planets -- so far I've gotten up about two feet! I'm also trying to teach my mules to fly using the power of the force -- that way I can make a mule-powered space vessel! Sound like a good plan? | |||
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero    Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Is it a lightshovel? | |||
Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Wow. That kinda sucked.  |
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spiroth10 Paratroopa Since: 01-28-06 From: USA Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Riku I know, I posted this when I was bored last night... edit: since your officially a "n00b hater", I thought Id mention that Ive actually been coming here since long before you (in case that was just a n00b bash), its just that the database was erased like 2 years ago, and I havent been coming here much since then... so my post count is now very low. Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish |
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182077607309.34 + Red Cheep-cheep  Since: 11-22-05 From: Atlantis. All your base are belong to us. Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6319 days |
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I’ve never heard of a lightshovel, but I have a heavy shovel. |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Dude, a light shovel is like a lightsaber except a shovel. | |||
Koneko Plasma Whisp  Since: 11-17-05 From: Tartarus. We get faster internet than you. Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| It's funny how you're pretending not to notice that he understood you perfectly.
but yeah stop being racist please. |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| When I hear and read the name 'Malakai' an image of the movie Children of the Corn comes to mind.
He sure was one freaky ass kid. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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I am malloc(i), an Amish programmer. It's a very difficult job.  |
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Cirvania Cyball I guess this is as close as Xkeeper will get to spell it right. :< Since: 11-17-05 From: The Island of Puerto Rico. Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Malakai is a derivative of the name Malachi, which is the pagan god of fear, or something like that.
Who is also Amish. |
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182077607309.34 + Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-22-05 From: Atlantis. All your base are belong to us. Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6319 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish…How are you supposed to dig with that? |
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NSNick Gohma IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE BOOZE  Since: 11-17-05 From: Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| A lot more easily than with a normal shovel. | |||
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182077607309.34 + Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-22-05 From: Atlantis. All your base are belong to us. Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6319 days |
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| But the dirt would only melt (if anything) when I try sticking it in the ground. |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| The flat part doesn't melt stuff. | |||
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182077607309.34 + Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-22-05 From: Atlantis. All your base are belong to us. Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6319 days |
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| …Ok. But how does it work? I thought it was supposed to be a laser, and my understanding is that a laser is light, which can’t really hold stuff… unless the flat part isn’t a laser… but then how does it stay attached?
Also, I’m trying to figure out how someone who is Amish can have one of these—I’m pretty sure they don’t use technology. Anyway, Darth Malakai, how’s teaching your mules how to fly coming along? |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| The light shovel is powered by the force, duh. | |||
Serpent Red Paragoomba  Since: 05-14-06 Last post: 6501 days Last view: 6501 days |
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| You guys are retarded. | |||
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182077607309.34 + Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-22-05 From: Atlantis. All your base are belong to us. Last post: 6326 days Last view: 6319 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the StylishOh, I see. So, like, if you’re really weak in the force, then you’ll have a really small shovel? Mine still sounds better. Originally posted by SerpentWhat makes you say that? We are having a very intelligent conversation about lightshovels and the force. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| No, if you're weak in the force, the laser in the middle will be small and weak and the end will fall off. | |||
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Cirvania Cyball I guess this is as close as Xkeeper will get to spell it right. :< Since: 11-17-05 From: The Island of Puerto Rico. Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the StylishWell, we really need an alternate method of powering Force-based technology, as Force prices have increased as a result of Darth Bush's war on space communism. |
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