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A little boy walks to the house of ill-repute wheeling a wagon with a dead frog in it. the little boy walked up to the head of the house and asked, "Do you have any contaminated women?"
The woman replied, "No, of course not! We keep all our women clean."
"Aww, come on, not even one?"
"Well, we do have one all the way in the back ..."
"GOODIE!!" said the little boy running to the back with his dead frog.
About thirty minutes later the little boy came back and before he left the woman asked, "Of all the women here, why did you want one with diseases?"
The little boy replied, "Because I'll get the disease, then I'll have sex with my sister, who'll give it to my dad, who will give it to my mom, who will give it the milk man, and that's the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my frog!"

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This guy is walking alone near the pier when he spots a girl, with no arms and no legs, sitting in her wheelchair crying.

Curious, he walks up to her. "What's the matter?" he says. The girl looks up at him and says "I'm almost 25 and I've never been on a date." Feeling sorry for her, he decides to ask her out. SHe says yes and they go out and have a pretty good time.

The next week he is walking alone near the pier again and he sees the woman, again crying near the edge of the pier. "What's wrong now?" he says to her. "I'm almost 25 and I've never been kissed." she replies back. He thinks "well, she's not too bad looking... I'll give her a kiss." So he does so and this makes her happy.

The NEXT week our philanthropist is again walking out near the pier when he sees the woman AGAIN crying in her wheelchair.. near the edge of the pier. With a heavy heart, he walks up to her. "What's wroung NOW?" Through her tears she says "Well, I'm almost 25 and I've never been fucked." So the man grabs her wheelchair by the handles and pushes her off the edge of the pier and says "NOW you're fucked!"

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Little red riding hood is running through the forest and sees the wolf behind a bush!
Red: Gosh Mr. Wolf! What big eyes you have!
The wolf, having spotted Red, ran off with his tail between his legs.
Red is going down the forest and sees the wolf again, behind another bush.
Red: Wow Mr. Wolf! What big ears you have!
The wolf, having seen Red, ran off, once again, with his tail between his legs.
A little later, Red sees the wolf behind another bush.
Red: Oh my, Mr Wolf! What big teeth you have!
Wolf: God! Will you buzz off and let a wolf take a CRAP already!?

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Originally posted by GGS Cruel Justice

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Mrs. Little continued to ignore Johnny until she reached the letter R

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Originally posted by asdf

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Just how dirty are we allowed to go to, here? I had racist/offensive jokes in mind...I wouldn't go over the top, of course but...

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Why aren't gay guys so competative?
Because they're used to coming in number 2.

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Three blondes are walking down the forset and see a lake. One of the blondes says, "Oh how are we going to get across?" At that very moment one of the blondes sees a lamp. She heard from somewhere that if you rub it right, something will come out. The other blonde assured her that it would be just a genie, which she explained what that was too. So she rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie said, "I'll grant three wishes." One of the blondes found out that there were three of them, so they should each get one wish. The first blonde went up to the genie and said, "I wish I was 10 times smarter!" And with a flick of the genie's wrist, the blonde felt a great tingle in her mind. She looked around and saw a fallen tree. She hollowed it out, got in and rode across the lake to the other side.
The second blonde went to the genie and said, "I wish I was 100 times smarter!" This time, the genie shot a beam from his finger at the blondes head, she felt an immense tingle in her head. She looked around and started building a boat out of fallen bark, a well-crafted boat. She set it out to the water and went across.
The third blonde went to the genie and said, "I wish I was 1000 times smarter!"
The genie said, "Oh, I don't think you can handle it, but if you wish," the genie cracked his knuckles and put both his hands over the blondes head. Great flashes came and the blonde felt the genius coming in. The blonde, being 1000 times smarter, looked around, saw the bridge, and walked across.

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