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Billiards Koopa

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Posted on 06-08-06 01:30 PM Link
Okay, i just read the Da Vinci code and I thought (wow, THAT'S rare!) So what? Assuming Jesus slept with Mary and had a kid, does it make him any less holy? I don't think it makes a difference. Your thoughts?
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Posted on 06-08-06 02:17 PM Link
The Da Vinci Code is fiction. Don't be one of the drooling masses who believe everything they read without careful examination.
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Theologically speaking, it wouldn't matter. Christ is both fully man and fully divine.
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Posted on 06-08-06 04:20 PM Link
http://www.truthbeknown.com/origins.htm

It's an interesting read... regardless of what you think of it.
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Posted on 06-08-06 05:10 PM Link
There is one very obvious answer to the debate: "If I was Dan Brown, I would be a LOT wealthier than I am now."

I suppose that's not entirely relevant.

As far as I'm concerned, Jesus' marriage and children or lack thereof has no significance to his role in theology. It wouldn't change the fact that he still lived the life he lived, and he still did the whole dying-for-your-sins thing.
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Posted on 06-08-06 05:32 PM Link
Originally posted by Silvershield
The Da Vinci Code is fiction. Don't be one of the drooling masses who believe everything they read without careful examination.


Uhh, I know, I may rarely think, but it isn't as if I'm a retard or anything. But people believe the Holy Grail is proof a supposed relationship between Jesus and Mary. The book deals with people who find it (FICTIONALLY).
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Posted on 06-09-06 12:35 AM Link
The idea of Jesus as a father and husband is an old one. Dan Brown's just ripped off a bunch of old Gnostic texts and conspiracy theories for fun and profit.
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Posted on 06-09-06 01:09 AM Link
The connection of Holy Grail to this whole thing started up with morons not getting Mediaeval humour. The whole thing is very modern and really disconnected from many Early Christian writings.

I'm going to go ahead and break the truth - it is not supposed to be translated as Sangreal. Graal comes from gradalis. Thinking otherwise is stupid.
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Posted on 06-09-06 01:13 AM Link
Originally posted by ziffhasnoaim/password
. The whole thing is very modern and really disconnected from many Early Christian writings.
And therein lies the problem. to believe that Jesus had a relationship with Mary, you have to belive that the Church covered it up! See, where I'm going here? Oh, and to cut down on the Dave Brown Bashing, he a rip off artist douchebag whose only acomplishment was a good book, 99% of which is stolen.

[beneficii: fixed quote tags]


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Posted on 06-09-06 05:17 AM Link
No you don't.

If you had read my post rather than gleening what you wanted from it I made the distinction that the GRAIL MYTHOS relating to CHRIST AS A FATHER OF A CHILD AND MARY MAGADELENE AS MOTHER OF CHILD is modern.

Why in the flying hell would the Church cover this up? It doesn't mean anything. Absolutely anything to Catholics. There is no theological grounding that said that Christ had to remain celibate, unmarried, and without children. The fact that He was of divinity does not mean that His blood-children would be. His children would be born of the womb and the act as a human is. Christ was born of a supernatural miracle through which He manifested Himself in the womb of Mary and became known as Jesus. Hence...TRINITARIAN BELIEFS OF MAINSTREAM CHRISTIANITY...yaaay!
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Actually, from what I've read just in the opinion section of my local newspaper, most people are pretty upset, and consider it heresy to think that Jesus had a child with a whore. So notwithstanding the views of church leaders, it seems to be considered something that would reflect negatively on Jesus. And even though I don't practice Catholicism anymore, I have to admit I don't particularly like the idea either. I also believe those that consider it heresy are probably in the older age bracket, and us younger folk can handle a little bending and challenge to our beliefs. Oh and btw Ziff, before you say anything, I live near the University of Notre Dame, this is a very Catholic area .
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Posted on 06-09-06 09:56 AM Link
You midunderstood, Ziff. If you belive that Jesus had a kid, you'd aks yourself, well why isn't this in the Bible? It had nothing to do with how modern it is.
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Posted on 06-09-06 11:31 AM Link
Yeah, but those are what are called the "laity". The average Catholic hasn't really sat down and read encyclicals or studied much theology. The average one is going to be all up in arms, which is what the Church wants because it is publicity, while not understanding the doctrine. Again, on theological grounds...it wouldn't really matter if Christ had had a child with a hooker in East Harlem named Chokolundra. He is the son of God. He performed the miracles. He is the saviour. He is both fully man and fully divine. Again, theologically speaking, he can do whatever a dude does. Just because no one that was chilling with him before/after his death wrote about his wife might mean that it is simply placing emphasis on his teachings and miraculous childhood rather than a biography of his later life. And before YOU say anything one of my closest friends is a seminarian and I live in an all men Catholic college

billiards that doesn't change the fact that you went ahead and fucking misread what I said. I said that there was a disconnect between the MODERNIZATION OF THE GRAIL MYTH and EARLY CHRISTIAN WRITINGS.
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Posted on 06-09-06 11:54 AM Link
Ooh, now I get it...sorry. But that's beside the point. Do you belive it, do you not belive it. And, in your opinions, would it matter if he did have a child?


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I don't care if he had a child. It wouldn't make a lickin' diff to me. It might to some hard-liners on some sides of Christianity, but to those that worship with a brain it won't matter.

But I have stated that it really doesn't matter if he has had a child. It wouldn't shake any sort of fundamental foundation. The Roman emperors had children, who according to the imperial cult religion, were not gods. Other imperial cults are similar.
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Posted on 06-09-06 03:30 PM Link
Well, the thing is, if Jesus had a child, he would have been married. If he had a child out of wedlock, then he wouldn't have been perfect, meaning dying on the cross didn't count.
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Posted on 06-09-06 08:59 PM Link
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
Actually, from what I've read just in the opinion section of my local newspaper, most people are pretty upset, and consider it heresy to think that Jesus had a child with a whore.

Wouldn't that fit almost perfectly with the whole idea of "repent and be saved" that he preached throughout most of his life? To accept one typically seen as the bottom of the moral ladder because she repented and accepted salvation would be essentially the peak of what Jesus could've done for his message.

Wouldn't it? It's how I see it, at least... The whole "heresy" thing sounds rather stupid to me. I found it actually rather amusing when the local news had a brief interview with a priest around here... He mentioned that it was fiction, and that the members of his congregation should go and watch it if they want to, but that he wasn't going to because he heard it wasn't a very good movie.
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Posted on 06-09-06 09:23 PM Link
Meh, I liked the film, despite the fact that I hate Tom Hanks (I don't know why...) It stayed true to the book, unlike the HP movies.
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The reason that Jesus having a child is so controversial, is because in most of Christianity sex is a sin. It is the origional sin in fact. So if Jesus had a child, that is evidence that he committed a sin, and so was not perfect and sinless, or that sex isn't actually a sin as the church would have you believe, because even Jesus liked to fuck. Depending on your interpretation of that possible event. Whether it is mentioned in the bible or not has little bearing on whether it happened, because the bible as we know it was cobbled together by committee a couple hundred years or so after the fact. The leaders of the church could have simply felt that it would have been detrimental to their ability to control the masses if Jesus had a child, so conveniently left it out. Or not. Maybe they were worried the Christ lineage would be seen as the rightful rulers of the church even over the pope. Personally, i would find Jesus a much more interesting mythological character if he had a wife and children, as it is, it just seems kinda odd that he would'nt have any children or a wife, ESPECIALLY back around 0 AD when a man his age still being a bachelor would have been very creepy and/or freakish.
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Posted on 06-10-06 09:50 PM Link
Exactly why I think he had a child, but the Church doesn't want to let us know.
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