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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ                   Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| You know, this talk about the Super Mario Bros. movie reminds me of a dumb conspiracy theory I heard about it. To wit...
Towards the end of the film, the two dimensions in which this terrible yet strangely entertaining movie take place merge. The film makers show this by having the actors and various structures "dissolve" into the opposite dimension from where they are. This is where it gets interesting. This film deliberately and explicitly shows the twin towers dissolve into nothing. The natural reaction to this is to think that it is merely a coincidence. However, the plot thickens... Hollywood Pictures (the studio responsible for Super Mario Bros) was largely owned by Saudi businessmen. This leads me to believe that they, not the director (who of course is innocent in this debacle), decided to put that shot into the film. Was it a warning sign of 9/11? Was it some sort of subliminal propaganda? The answer is neither. Super Mario Bros was released in 1993, meaning it was filmed and edited in 1992. The twin towers dissolving was an allusion to the then-near-future attempt to blow-up the World Trade Center in 1993. By why Super Mario Bros? Certain reports state that Osama bin Laden was once an avid gamer. His favorite game? You guessed it: Super Mario Bros. It seems that terrorists in the early nineties used mass media to tease the United States. Sadly, no one caught on. I'm not surprised that I am the first to put together the pieces. Clearly, no one in their right mind has seen Super Mario Bros since the Clinton Administration, which, as we all know, was a time when terrorism was less of an issue, as the president's promiscuity always made the top headlines. What I propose is that all copies of Super Mario Bros be recalled. Whether it is on VHS, Beta, or even LaserDisc (I hope for the sake of standards in the film industry that this film was never put onto DVD). All copies must be returned to the distributer. This film forsakes our nation and its stand for democracy. If no recall is found to be necessary by the distributor (the same ones who put that shot into the film, mind you), I propose that each owner of Super Mario Bros takes it upon his or herself to destroy the movie. This can be done by either by burning it (please check with your local fire chief on what the restrictions are for making fires in your community), or by other means. Speaking of Mario and conspiracy theories, I once made a parody of that 9/11 conspiracy theory that involved Wingdings about Mario. Which made little sense (even including a point that had nothing to do with Mario or the theory at all) with no general conclusion, but that was kind of the point. I'll see if I can dig it up. (edited by asdf on 05-25-06 02:39 AM) |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero    Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| That is the best conspiracy theory I have ever heard. | |||
Skreename Giant Red Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Colin You couldn't kill the Goombas by stomping them normally in Yoshi's Island, either. And there were varieties that would survive that in Mario RPG... |
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Peardian N-Z KvSG #193 is up!  Since: 11-17-05 From: Pearl Island Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Yeah, not all Goombas can be killed so easily. But really, they were hideous in that movie. 
The Bob-omb was cool, though.  |
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Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I still think that movie would have been a bit better if they'd made it a cartoon. =/ | |||
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| wtfno. Then there'd be no charm, and it would instead just be stupid. | |||
Sonicandfails   910  Since: 11-17-05 From: Mass Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Alastor, are you playing SSBM all by yourself?...
If so, why? I can't stand playing by myself once I figured how to own every CPU with Marth... |
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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I find it funny that this board still has 463 posts dispite the 'new' place   ;;
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Danielle  6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Silly X-chan ....That post is lost on me. Do I want to ask? |
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Skreename Giant Red Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I'm curious too. Xkeeper is being weird, I'd have to guess... but no clue what brought it on. Nothing on the main site, nothing in his profile... | |||
Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Xkeeper is being weird
You say this as if it's a bad thing.  We rely on Xk's... um... er...
We rely on Xk.  |
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Skreename Giant Red Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Typically the ideal is that he's weird in a way that... well... umm... actually...
We can't usually understand why he does what he does anyway. This isn't anything new, I suppose... |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by SonicandtailsI am indeed playing it by myself for the time-being, but wtfno at owning comps. I rarely fight comps. I'm mostly in training mode, practicing my techs. Haven't played in years and seriously need the practice, since I'm going to be playing it at a convention next month. |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by DanielleOriginally posted by Silly X-chan Oh, it's like a riddle! And I figured it out. I feel accomplished now. |
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I think the total combined was like 700 or something, which is quite amazing given the # of people on it |
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Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish I honestly thought practice was a waste of time. The only reason I went to practice was to get the few extra trophies for accomplishment. I found diving into CPU matches to be a bit more... entertaining. On a side note, lighting and slow motion melee sucks. |
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Skreename Giant Red Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I actually rather enjoy Lightning Melee... definitely helps the reflexes a bit. Slow-motion is rather bad, though, I'll agree. | |||
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| By the way, I will personally give 100 dollars to you if you can beat my Mewtwo combo count. It's 32767. | |||
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Skreename Giant Red Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6301 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Why do you insist on exploiting the signed number system?
Moreover, why did they count score as signed rather than unsigned integers? It bothers me. |
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Simon Belmont Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles.  Since: 11-18-05 From: Pittsburgh Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish No way, I want a kilodollar, and none of that 1024 crap~! |
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