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Doppelganger 8DS                   Since: 11-17-05 From: 65 00 20 00 65 00 1F 00 65 00 2F 00 Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Seriously, they put a smile on my face every morning when I check my email (Although no one bothers to email me other than the prime minister of isra- I mean game site notifications.)
What's on the plate this morning? Why, quite an interesting email, with a long title, an image of a single valium pill, and below that, a funny nonsense block of text. Title: Yet a study commissioned by the AACAP in 2003 found there was, on average, only one child psychiatrist for every 15,000 youths under 18 -- in theory, producing a burdensome caseload of 750 seriously disturbed children per doctor. West Virginia had 1.3 Message: "Peru can't go down into the abyss with Humala," said Flores, who favors close ties with the United States.The couple was trapped in a classroom for more than an hour, until anti-riot police could shield them and bring them out. Meanwhile, they were pelted with fruit, shoes and stones.Humala is the latest in a line of self-style champions of the poor who have come to power recently in South America. He opposes trade globalization and called for a review of Peru's contracts with overseas companies, particularly the multinational mining companies digging for Peru's natural resources.IBM is not the first to seek to integrate encryption into a computer's central processing functions. Intel Corp.'s upcoming "LaGrande" technology essentially does that, though it requires interaction with a separate chip, known as a trusted platform module.Bruce Schneier, founder of Counterpane Internet Security Inc., said more fully integrating encryption and processing would likely improve a machine's performance. But he said it was "just stupid" to claim that hackers would otherwise target the transmission between a computer processor and a separate encryption engine.They also called Ollanta an assassin, apparently referring to allegations that Humala committed human rights abuses in 1992 when he commanded a counterinsurgency base in Peru's eastern jungle. He denies any wrongdoing. They also called Ollanta an assassin, apparently referring to allegations that Humala committed human rights abuses in 1992 when he commanded a counterinsurgency base in Peru's eastern jungle. He denies any wrongdoing.In Birmingham, Alabama, demonstrators marched along the same streets where civil rights activists clashed with police during the 1960s and rallied at a park where a statue of Martin Luther King Jr. stands as a reminder of the fight for equal rights and the violence that once plagued the city.Wyoming is down to two child psychiatrists; another left last year. In Augusta, Georgia, Dr. Sarah Sexton tells would-be new patients she might be able to see them in July. Elsewhere, doctors take no new patients at all. -- Yeah I didn't think you would read it all either. Kind of funny though. |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero    Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Wow.
That's quite an amalgam. |
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Skydude Armos Knight  Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6566 days Last view: 6566 days |
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| I have an email sitting in my inbox about selling Chinese golf tees. Just a bit odd.
The funniest spam I ever got, though, was...(spoilered for possibly offensive) Spoiler:
CHOP DOWN TREES WITH YOUR GIGANTIC COCK Yes, because I would really want to do that. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6293 days Last view: 6293 days |
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So something being big automatically makes it sharp too? 
All the spam I get is in Japanese.  |
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182077607309.34 + Red Cheep-cheep  Since: 11-22-05 From: Atlantis. All your base are belong to us. Last post: 6325 days Last view: 6317 days |
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Originally posted by DeiUh, I did read it all.<_< I don’t understand what it’s talking about anymore than I did before I read it, though.>_> This reminds me, I should check my e-mail… two messages—both spam. Lets try actually read them this time…. From: Gwendolyn Manley <JjAlbert@askaussie.com> To: Karynloftesness <karynloftesness@adelphia.net> [this isn’t me…] Subject: may imprison thence “Resort Clubs International This tightly held company has rocketed-up in price on every great news release. More spectacular news expected this week. [it is this week, isn’t it?] All our members should get in on this one early before it blows up. [no, I think I’ll get in on it after it blows up]” That’s the beginning of both e-mails. After that they have some identical text talking about some golf club or something, signed by different people in each e-mail, and then some random nonsense. Here’s the nonsense from the first message…. “earnestness one day or other My wonder is that you are not in earnest yourself she had too I must have shown as much now in my face for her eyes were in a moment cast dow and remember her face in its innocent loveliness again It haunted me when I got home and jungle fevers and agues and every kind of thing you can mention As to his liver Pleasantly I hope aunt said I Hes as like her Allred said my aunt emphatically hes and refolding the letter it would be insupportable to me to think of my blue abreact But I shall confide in you just the same Rogelio I can never his weight in gold Did you ever breed any chadwick assassines yourself sir” And the second…. From: Josue Mcleod <IcoverWilkinson@beachvillage.net> To: Jmfitz <jmfitz@adelphia.net> [still not me…] Subject: Away taverna secede “my catcall Mr Shaw everything was done for the kindest and best upbring Here among pillows enough for six I soon fell asleep in a blissful condition very busy pouring out of a number of those vessels into one like a chemist and druggist plenty of money in my pocket and to look out for the places where I had slept on Mr Mcneill for a moment looked a little disappointed until the honour and dignity of no sort of dorg Orses and dorgs is some mens fancy Theyre wittles and drink to me Shooting sir said the coachman He knew as well as I did that it was just as likely enervate said my aunt would have been as natural and gladiator a girl as ever breath” I think my nonsense makes less than yours. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6293 days |
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I get "St0kkmarket kwotes". Every single day.  |
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Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| I don't read what I don't want.
I got a an email from ESpintheBottle. Asking for me to date a fat girl. *DELETED* I blame myself for the porn emails. |
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fabio Ameboid  Since: 11-17-05 From: Texas Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| The crap I usually get every day in my email inbox is IGN Games Newsletters and Itunes. Other than that, there is the crappy chain letters every once in a blue moon. | |||
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Doppelganger 8DS Since: 11-17-05 From: 65 00 20 00 65 00 1F 00 65 00 2F 00 Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Haha, I get these emails like every day. I read a couple and laugh. I barely get any other variations. Sometimes a couple stupid emails trying to sell my viagra and cool $1m watches. Of course, THE absolute best are lottery emails, like winning 100 million british pounds in some obscure lottery I didn't enter (lol Luigi's Mansion) | |||
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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Originally posted by DeiObviously they think you were fed gullible soup as a child. |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| I get a lot of e-mails telling me to buy a certain stock. Now, I don't know if this stock exists, or how to even play the stock market... but that's supremely off the WTF scale. | |||
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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Originally posted by Colin^ v ^ ^ A. |
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Iori Yagami Hardhat Beetle  Since: 11-18-05 From: Hell's keeper Last post: 6499 days Last view: 6499 days |
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I keep getting weird crap. Mostly is about rugs, kitchen stuff, saunas... the coolest one I have gotten a couple of times was a private island rental.  It sounded cool but no I would never jump into that junk mail though. Don't think I've ever gotten anything dealing with porn or stuff of that sort. |
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Emptyeye Oneofthebiggestlegendsand starseverinthis...GOD! Ceremonial Full Moderator Since: 11-17-05 From: I DUNNOOOOOOOO!! Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| I seem to recall one e-mail promising to increase my penis size by 587%. Yes, not 500 or 600, but 587. | |||
Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6400 days Last view: 6292 days |
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Originally posted by HyperMackerel And I barely get any spam. The few spam messages I get are no problems to remove, though. Usually it´s sites that I´m registered at and don´t care about anymore. |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day  Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| 4109 + 1615 + 1428 + 10,091 + 3256 + 868 = 21,367 spam messages across 6 accounts. Because I have so many, I stopped trying |
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