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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Craziness Domain - Hello mister Happenstance. |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon                    Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| Yes you. You know who you are. You have been assigned a mission, a top secret mission. A mission which I cannot discuss within the parameters of this pixelated box. Now, there's a bomb strapped to your undergarments and your shoes are laced up with nitroglycerin. Make any false moves and it's all over. Go. | |||
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Tatrion <_<;  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| I can't do it. I need privacy. I don't want all of you... people... staring at me while I remove these plastic explosives from my clothes. | |||
Sin Dogan   860  Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Mission Accepted? Time to make funtime foods and happiness cakes without making "false moves"... Oh dear. These are not good circumstances to be stuff! FACE PLANT INTO PUDDING! Death? | |||
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| Well, the real mister Happenstance is wearing a polka dotted thong. It's so if the mission is not accomplished... the rammifications of failure are maximized. You know you have to go to the place, grapple up the wall and do that thing to that guy who's wearing the shades. I'm talking in code. Do it. | |||
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Sin Dogan 860 Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Am I Mr. Happenstance? SUBDUED! foodstuffs everywhere...This mission will be a difficult one! *falls backward onto a dolly and rolls out the door* IN SEARCH FOR...! | |||
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| You know with what you search for. And you have began the searching from this moment. Now, tell me what it is you search for. The guy in the shades holds the key to your past, present and future. | |||
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Sin Dogan 860 Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Aye, duly notedness. ENDING DOLLY ROLLYING!!! Flight of flesh for fantasy into fat guy! *Pokes fatness, tugs at back flab* Are you him? | |||
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6296 days |
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| ......what? | |||
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| Obviously, it is shyguy who is the guy in the shades. Please, shine your devine wisdom down upon us. Tell us the secret. What is the password? This is urgent there is an alien attack that is imminent unless you tell us the secrets! So come on mister guy in shades. We have to know. | |||
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Sin Dogan 860 Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Shyguy...this chubby funster?
Fatguy: I AM CHOLESTERHOLIC! CHASE YOU! Save me now! death is upon me!!!  Sadness prevails.
Storm drain. |
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Kattwah Acro RIP Acmlm's Board: Feb. 18 2007  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| I have... a message...
Please refrain from eating the furniture... that is all...  |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| But the furniture plays a vital role in decoding the DNA of the alien invaders. We must eat the furniture... don't you see? The fate of the world is in our mouths. The fate of the world. | |||
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Sin Dogan 860 Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Fat guy: Furniture's complex sugars are too healthy for me. *backs off*
ALLIGATOR IN THE SEWER! FURNITURE FLOATING ALONG! *hopped on for good luck* everything comes full rhombus. |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| Too healthy for you! IS THE TRUTH TOO HEALTHY FOR YOU?!
Anyways, I'm more concerned with the firestorms in asia right now. Eventually the smoke clouds are going to cover up the sun. That's why you're laced with bombs and nitroglycerin... you need to blow up the sun. Didn't you get my secret code? Put two and two twogether agent Happenstance. You've been such an unreliable agent since your wife left you. God, twenty years on the job and you think you've got a reliable agent.. and in the end you're left with nothing but your own guns and some lint. Jesus christ! |
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| I'm what? What password? Where am I? I'm scared.... | |||
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Sin Dogan 860 Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Lint? Belly button originated or from this lofty sofa? *Lifts up cushion* Are YOU Happenstance? DEATHNESS IF YOU DO!
NITROGLYCERIN IS USED IN DENTISTRY! I am not a dentist, THANK YOU MADAM SIR HAVE ANOTHER YOU WILL! |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| You're not a dentist. You're an agent... and I've set you up with an important mission. Blow up the sun with yourself.. and escape with your mangled body.. and you're sure to be compensated with a large sum of cash.
And shyguy do not act like you don't know what I mean! I can see through those shades mister shadey man. You have a secret. A secret password and I must know it now or else the aliens will be eating my mother for breakfast tomorrow. |
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6296 days |
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| Um...... use the force? | |||
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Sin Dogan 860 Uoodo Original Blend Armored Trooper Votoms Canned Coffee! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| SOFA CATAPULT! THANKS FOR THE SPRING LOADED MATTRESS MANUFACTURER!(no commas necessary)
It seems I'm one step closer to destroying the sun. AND MYSELF IN THE PROCESS. SUISLIDE? Trampoline. TO THE SUN! |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6316 days Last view: 6302 days |
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| Did you get that.. use the force. U T F. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet, T is the 20th letter and F is the 6th letter. So 2+1= 3... 2+0=2.. and 6=6. The code must be 326. God I should have known it sooner! My watch had stopped precisely at 3:26 at the time of the initial invasion... they were clever in their undoing. But I am cleverer. And you are the cleverest Agent Happenstance. May god bless you.. now, blow up the sun for America. |
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