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Deleted User Banned                 Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6296 days |
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| If you work at a job, post the most dumbest coversations you had with your customers!
I saw on the Something Awful website similar to this. After reading that I was like, "I want to see more experiences like this." Hilarious results will probably ensue... YD, don't close it on the lines of the thread being too mean, fluffy puff fluffy fluff..... bunny..... thing.  |
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Thexare Metal battleaxe Off to better places     Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| "Do you sell gas?"
That's not really a conversation, but... I WORK AT A GAS STATION! This was on the phone, but still... (edited by Cheveyo Chowilawu on 04-18-06 08:01 PM) |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ     Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Not from me, but from one of my online associates not from this site. He was dealing with an annoying female customer (one of those soccer mom types if I remember correctly) and despite his efforts to attempt to help her, she kept being stupid. Eventually, his patience grew thin. Words along the lines of this were exchanged.
Woman: "I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIRED!" Him: "Oh yeah? Well I'm going to have you hired, so you can see what it's like to deal with idiots like you." |
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cpubasic13 I'm ahead of myself... Wait...  Since: 11-17-05 From: Citra, Fl. Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| "Can I order all you can eat shrimp take-out?"
...just... don't ask. I hated working at Red Lobster. More stupid things from there: (after guests walk through a ton of people to reach the podium to sign in for a seat) "There's a wait?" Guest: "WHY AREN'T WE SEATED YET! THERE ARE TABLES ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Me: "Would you like to sit at one?" Guest: "No, I want a booth." |
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Vyper Kodondo Raging Venom  Since: 11-18-05 From: Final Fantasy Fire Last post: 6313 days Last view: 6313 days |
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Some people these days. I tell you, there are more retards every day  |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Blue Star Brewery
Me: "Sir, I think you've had enough" Drunk: "Bullshlit, I'll tell yous whenz I haved enoughfff. Get me a guinness on the house!" Me: "I cannot do that sir, would you like me to bring the manager?" Drunk: "Hey... Fuck you! Hahahaha!" Me: "Alright pal, I think you've had enough." Tro: "What seems to be the problem?" Drunk: "He took me off the tab so I'm not giving himz a tip." Tro: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Drunk: "Fiiine, I'm never coming back here again!" I get that alot. All I'm supposed to do is bring the food and drinks, take the credit card, get the tip. That guy came back and apologized, then got drunk again.  |
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Karadur Red Paratroopa Since: 11-22-05 From: Chatham, Ontario, Canada Last post: 6540 days Last view: 6540 days |
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| The only things like this that come to mind right now are the following:
For some reason, Taco Bells in the U.S. don't have fries. Or so I'm told by some people that work at the same one as me. Given that, you have the choice of getting an extra taco, or a bag of cinnamon twists if you order a combo. Unfortunately, there are still people that come through the drive-through thinking they can substitute their fries for dessert
As for actual conversations though, here are a couple that come to mind: Customer: I want a combo #2... Me: Chicken, steak, or one of each? Customer: Then I also want a [I can't remember what was being said here]... Me: Okay. So for that combo #2, did you want it in chicken, steak, or one of each? Customer: None. Me: No. For the combo, did you want the soft tacos to have chicken, steak, or both chicken and steak on them? Customer: None. Manager: Okay. Could you please pull up to the window? We're having a really hard time figuring out what you want. As it turns out, she wanted a combo #4, but how you could manage to confuse those two numbers is beyond me  The next one happened right after we'd closed for the night:
Me: Okay. I'm going to go back and work on the dishes, unless there's something else you want me to do first. Manager: No. Just... go get as many done as you can. Several minutes later... Employee #2: We're closed. Customer: I want a combo #9 Employee #2: No... the food's already put away and everything. I couldn't make that for you even if I wanted to. Customer: I want a combo #9! Manager: Like he said, we can't do that. Customer: $#@ you. Employee #2: %#) you too buddy. Nothing notably funny or humorous, but I've yet to experience anything worse than that |
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