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Rydain

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 06-21-06 12:42 AM Link | Quote
One of my friends was several degrees of association from a guy who bragged about being able to get off in 45 seconds. What did he do, time himself with a stopwatch? I never found out (nor did I really care to), but it's still an amusing mental image.
Vyper

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 06-21-06 02:22 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Riku
It isn't my desire to best everyone. You act as if the girl is only going to look at how long I last. It is just something in my lust, girl on mind, or whatever on my mind at the time.

Besides, I don't really like to look up the average time.

It lasts longer everytime.

EDIT: Who are you comparing me to?
I'm just saying that guys usually tend to make fun of other guys that can't last a long time.

EDIT: Because well, if you only take like 3 minutes to whack off, you'll probably going to take only 30 seconds (if that) when you're with a woman. However, there are definitely methods to improving your potency. Frequent masturbation helps, as do Kegel exercises.


(edited by Vyper on 06-21-06 01:28 PM)
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 06-21-06 04:42 PM Link | Quote
That's not really potency, technically. That'd fall under "stamina". Potency is releasing enough hostages to drown some small woodland creatures.
witeasprinwow









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Posted on 06-21-06 05:48 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rydain
One of my friends was several degrees of association from a guy who bragged about being able to get off in 45 seconds. What did he do, time himself with a stopwatch? I never found out (nor did I really care to), but it's still an amusing mental image.


I call bullshit. He had to have a head-start or something. From first touch to finishing time? No way.

Originally posted by Vyper
EDIT: Because well, if you only take like 3 minutes to whack off, you'll probably going to take only 30 seconds (if that) when you're with a woman.


Never underestimate what a shitty condom can do.

Most guys out of their teens have been doing the jackhammer for years, and will have built up much more experience with that than with a woman. Sure, a woman feels better and all, but you aren't going to be moving in and out of her so fast as to compare that to your hand speed. (Unless you're Peter North or some shit, good luck not breaking your dick against her pelvis bone) Plus, unless you're with some girl whose name you forgot, you probably won't be as selfish either. Slow and steady.
candrodor

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Posted on 06-21-06 08:23 PM Link | Quote
I don't know about that. I think less than a minute is definitely possible, but I think it's most possible for people quite close to puberty. I find I'm taking longer these days, at the tender age of 14, than before, and not just through wanting to. I think I did actually get 45 seconds once. A year or two ago though.
witeasprinwow









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Posted on 06-21-06 11:27 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by candrodor
I don't know about that. I think less than a minute is definitely possible, but I think it's most possible for people quite close to puberty. I find I'm taking longer these days, at the tender age of 14, than before, and not just through wanting to. I think I did actually get 45 seconds once. A year or two ago though.


Am I here? Am I debating wether you can jerk off to completion in under 60 seconds with a 14 year old? And he's telling me about how he was faster when he was twelve? Please tell me I'm dreaming.
Sweet Kassy Molassy
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Since: 06-17-06
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Posted on 06-22-06 10:20 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by witeasprinwow
Most guys out of their teens have been doing the jackhammer for years, and will have built up much more experience with that than with a woman. [/quote



Agreed. I know how to pleasure myself better than anyone else does. That's not saying it isn't more fun with a serious girlfriend. (I say serious girlfriend because casual sex has not been something I've ever really enjoyed.) It's just a matter of knowing exactly what to do where. I prefer oral over anything else, but even with a girl who is extremely good at it I last longer than I do with my hand.
frankish
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Posted on 07-07-06 10:28 PM Link | Quote
The bible forbids masturbation. It's bad for men and even worst for women. It's best to try to avoid it altogether. Have sex instead. That's the better deal.
Sabishii

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Since: 02-26-06
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Posted on 07-07-06 10:41 PM Link | Quote
What's so wrong with masturbation?

It's an altogether safe way to avoid problems related to sex. You can become aroused at age 14, but that certainly doesn't mean you have the mental maturity to handle the psychological impacts of sex. Plus, it cures the feelings of arousal without risk of pregnancy, STDs, and any number of problems sex could arise.

As for being bad, scientific results state quite the opposite. It's a stress reliever, burns calories, can cure headaches and it keeps your mind out of the gutter so you can focus. It's a healthy part of human behavior and, dare I say it necessary. (Example, wet dreams. It's been shown that guys who masturbate have fewer nightly emissions than those who don't, which is plus because you can avoid washing the sheets)
jeff

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Posted on 07-08-06 10:58 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by frankish
The bible forbids masturbation. It's bad for men and even worst for women. It's best to try to avoid it altogether. Have sex instead. That's the better deal.

if you ask any intelligent church going folks, they'll tell you what i've always heard.
masturbation itself isn't a sin; lusting is.
in any case, i don't see how it's bad for anyone. it's a healthy outlet for sexual tension that can't be satisfied in any other way for whatever reasons. those reasons could be that maybe you don't have time to date someone, you're young and don't want the psychological impacts of sex, or about anything. sex would only be the better deal if you were in a relationship and older. the last thing anyone needs is more 12 year olds having sex(11 year olds, now i'm fine with that! kill me).
really, i wonder, hasn't EVERYONE done it before? even acmlm has admitted to it!
i'm fifteen, and i wouldn't want sex. i'd totally prefer masturbation. i don't want to date anyone for now anyways. maybe when i'm older, but i guess having someone by my side when i grow would be nice, hehe. sex would be nice, sure, but i'm still young, and of course, pregnancy/stds.
in any case, 15/once or twice a week/not much for squirrels; i prefer naked women.
and i've done it 80 times this year. i know because on 1/1 i made a fap counter for irc
edit: aw i just saw sabishii's post.


(edited by jeff on 07-08-06 10:00 AM)
frankish
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Posted on 07-08-06 12:28 PM Link | Quote
Oh, you fapper you.
jeff

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Posted on 07-08-06 02:02 PM Link | Quote
well, knuck's done it 224 times. he likes calling me gay for being so far behind him.
frankish
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Posted on 07-08-06 04:33 PM Link | Quote
You keep fapping your ass off you'll never go to heaven.
jeff

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Posted on 07-08-06 09:25 PM Link | Quote
and you keep being a mindless jerk; i'm sure you're well on your way.


(edited by jeff on 07-09-06 11:22 AM)
Doritokiller

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Since: 06-15-06
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Posted on 07-08-06 09:32 PM Link | Quote
Aside to all of the other benefits like controlling emotions and of the sort, masturbation can also prevent prostate cancer in the future for men. Couples learn each others' sexuality even better. You wouldn't believe how many people actually masturbate. Most teens masturbate, but don't know how many others do it, so they're afraid to admit it. I bet even you have masturbated at least once before. And tell me, why is it worse than sex? With all of these reasons, it's actually more beneficial than sex.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 07-09-06 05:04 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by frankish
You keep fapping your ass off you'll never go to heaven.
No one cares what your impotent god thinks about masturbation. Go to christianforums.com to preach your anti-fap campaign, you mindless little troll.
Here; to help pass the time until your IQ passes the 2-digit mark, try a Remmington 12 Gauge on for size. I hear their shells fit easily into the grooves in your brain.
But then again, the grooves are how you think, so I guess that doesn't apply to you.



(edited by Clockworkz on 07-09-06 04:12 AM)
(edited by Clockworkz on 07-09-06 04:16 AM)
witeasprinwow









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Posted on 07-09-06 12:55 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by frankish
The bible forbids masturbation. It's bad for men and even worst for women. It's best to try to avoid it altogether. Have sex instead. That's the better deal.


Considering that sex before marriage is sinful as well according to pretty much every denomination of Christianity, I think we can safely push this guy under the "troll" category. Just ignore him and keep talking about the thread.

I am sorta curious about how it is "even worst [sic] for women," though. I don't want a girl with no sex drive.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 07-09-06 05:25 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by frankish
You keep fapping your ass off you'll never go to heaven.

Oh shit, looks like I'm going to hell! It's better than rotting in the ground doing nothing, I'll tell ya that!
If that was a reasonable accusation then if anyone looks as ugly as you do... and I've seen your pictures...

looks like you won't go to heaven either. Welcome to the club!

*I apologise in advance for this but I'm running out of things to do thus, the pic*
Vyper

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 07-10-06 12:20 AM Link | Quote
I keep reading about these so called "psycological impacts" of sex. What are these foreign concepts?

I have sex and there are no "psycological impacts" that you post of. We both love each other and enjoy it immensely (yes, we use protection every time). We're happy as can be
anoobshobby

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Since: 08-23-06
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Posted on 08-24-06 02:15 PM Link | Quote
OK, so I'm a guy. Big schock right, but I think I could post here because I wanted to add my two cents in (I also am holding the record of being a late bloomer).

First part, the questions:

1) I was 18. It was two months after I first had sex 19 Sept 1997 (oddly enough, I was looking at calendar at that time).

2) I have a little one most nights to help me go to sleep.

3) Oh no, I couldn't. I'm easily intimidated by size.

Second part, the clones:

The second there was any touching involved, the current Gov. of California would jump in and tell me how I needed to be shot in the head and then do so....leaving my clone to live my life for me as I prepare a special little spot in Hell for going against creation.


Third part, Phsycological attachment:

When I ain't getting any, I study on it. I've got no degree's in the field, but I can say that as far as phsycological effects go... You get this INTESNSE feeling at the point of orgasim. The fact that you can share this with someone and develop feelings for that someone has something to do with phereomones which you pick up by smelling (oddly enough, pubic hair and armpit hair play a good role...seriously). Phsycological things don't start comming into play unless there's a situation in which something bad happened in the sex act. Examples: molestation, rape, painful positions, embarassing moments. Most of us equate sex with something really good every time we do it right. When we try something other then what we usually do for that good feeling...we cut it out. You get caught having sex, you don't want to be adventureous. A partner tries something and does it wrong...fuck that, not again. You get raped (this could be either sex nowadays) what you once thought was something for pleasure has now been twisted to horrible pain. Molestation...how would you like to get touched against your will with...well that person in the picture earlier? Point made.

But as far as I'm concerned, we live in an age of pleasure vs. promise. We want to feel good now as opposed to waiting to feel great later. Masturbation is a good way to stave a sexual craving so do it (it's also healthy belive it or not). I say this cause I think sex too early in a relationship is bad...but then again it could be because I've been burned too many times. Any ideas?
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