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Posted on 04-06-06 12:52 AM Link | Quote
Oh, yeah, if you want to get chicks just be confident. Confidence wins 90% of the battle for you, especially if its just a short thing you're into.
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Posted on 04-06-06 01:06 AM Link | Quote
It's not like I can't get chicks, It's just I want to be thinner for other people yes, but especially for me; when I was going out with this gorgeous girl last year, a lot of her friends thought I looked good, but I just really don't want to be top-heavy, and don't get me wrong guys I'm not even near fat you can tell in my avatar, but still I am a little more than I want to be. It's just a way for me to regain the confidence I lost since last year during my depression.
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Posted on 04-06-06 01:40 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by ||bass
Well.... I know a guy who went on a cocaine bender for like 4 days and he lost a SHITLOAD of weight. The problem is when it was all over, he looked like Keith Richards for a month. So you probably don't want to go that route.


That was the first idea that came to mind, cocaine and meth = weight loss, but illeagal, not good for you and *insert usual anti-drug sentiments here*

Even that wouldn't work in as quick as 2 days.

Originally posted by Skyon
I'm not so big in my belly area, but a little more puffed out in the chest area; it looks like I have 13 yr.old girl tities, and I hate it with a passion, it's more the chest than the stomach.


Heh... maybe you could kind of tape them down, or tie them down under your shirt?

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Here is kind of what I was thinking of...

http://www.underworks.com/products.html#983

Body shapers and girdles and the likes, wear them under your regular clothing to give off the illusion of having lost the weight in the areas you need them.




(edited by Chickenlump on 04-06-06 01:04 AM)
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Posted on 04-06-06 04:29 AM Link | Quote
Do a max weight pyramid on a bench press if you're afraid of having breasts. Start with the bar. Do 20 fast. Put on 25 lbers on each side. Do 20 fast. Put 35s on each side. Do 15 fast. Put 45ers on each side. Do 10 fast. Then max out. I can normally put up 225lbs on my max pyramid run.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 04-06-06 04:53 AM Link | Quote
Well, now I have half a second to settle down, I'm going to write a more serious response to this.

I still think this thread is ridiculous. Weight loss is a lifestyle change, one that you make and stick with, indefinitely. It's not something you do in short bursts to be ready for a particular event or whatnot.

Now, if a particular event is a catalyst for you making the lifestyle change, that's all well and good, but stick with it.

You also need to remember that you really really aren't going to achieve much in this amount of time, so don't worry too much about the deadline -- or if you ARE going go need a deadline for motivation, make it one further away.

But yes, in the meantime, lots of situps, pushups, jogging, blah blah blah... eat healthy.... I'm sure you really know what you should do, it's all fairly commonsense.
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Posted on 04-06-06 07:01 AM Link | Quote
There are ways to do rapid, temporary body changes. I mean, in the case of the chest exercises I suggested...yeah. I train several times a week and I'd wager to say that I'm a moderately strong individual. There are also other techniques that he could do, but I won't suggest because you need to KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. Which is very important and I have to stress to not do any weight-training based...weight loss. If you do not know what you're doing you'll end up shooting yourself in the foot. Getting yourself off of the Western Front, but still getting shot in the foot.
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Posted on 04-06-06 07:30 AM Link | Quote
Run a marathon on a empty stomach. Break past the wall so that you start burning fat. Painfull but just about the only way to do it.
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Posted on 04-06-06 07:34 AM Link | Quote
Or not kill yourself. I generally don't like causing my body to kill me.
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Posted on 04-06-06 11:48 AM Link | Quote
Not sure if this was mentioned or not, but there's always the 24 hour diet where you drink this liquid mixed in with water, plus a lot of water for two days.
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Posted on 04-06-06 12:05 PM Link | Quote
Try dancing to some awesome music for 2 hours straight. You'll lose alot of calories that way. I mean move your arms, legs and abdominals like crazy. You'd be surprised at how slim you'd get from just that.

When you get hungry, eat some fruits or greens and down it all with water. That should keep you trim and satisfied for friday.

Besides that, I don't really think you need to work on anything... you're not a fat sweaty lardass and you don't look like a bunch of twigs.
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Posted on 04-06-06 10:41 PM Link | Quote
I think that abs are probably the easiest thing to build up... at least to me. Try ab workouts. If those don't work, try push-ups. There are these things called leg lifts that hurt like crap... and actually they won't help. Do basic things like sit-ups, crunches, push-ups, squats, pull-ups and chin-ups(if possible), and try running. Those are really the only things you can do at home to help unless you have a gym nearby or something. The most I ever heard someone losing in 2 days(now 1) is about 6 pounds due to fat loss but muscle gain. Meh, you should just try to buff up a little.
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