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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - General Chat - I need to lose a lot of weight in two days! |
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Deleted User Banned                 Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6297 days |
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| I'm going to this big conferance where there is a bunch of beautiful girls, and I'm wanting to look my best; I'm not that big, but I still would like to lose as much as possible by Friday! Please anyone have any ideas? | |||
Dylan Bronto Burt      Since: 11-18-05 From: Ottawa, Canada Last post: 6493 days Last view: 6493 days |
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I don't think you can do anything to your weight that will actually be noticeable in two days...  |
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Ziff B2BB BACKTOBASICSBITCHES  Since: 11-18-05 From: A room Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Ummmm...I'd need to know more than I'm not that big. Tell me more about your build and crap and I'll be able to help you.
Very few things can you do that are healthy... |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| You could cut off an arm and a leg.
That would help you lose some overall weight. But, as for the conference. Two days is not much to work with. Instead of focusing on your weight issue (if you believe you have an issue) just go, pick out some nice clothes. And be yourself. Personality wise. Try working out if you still want to do something for your body. I doubt any noticeable effects will show in two days but atleast you will be mentally pleased that you did something instead of doing nothing. Oh, and I find this situation highly amusing. |
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Karadur Red Paratroopa Since: 11-22-05 From: Chatham, Ontario, Canada Last post: 6541 days Last view: 6541 days |
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| I'm going to have to side with Thoughtless on this one. Here's the way I see it:
If you were able to lose the amount of weight you want to before your conference, and thus be able to impress the women there, or whatever you hope to do, everything would work out fine. However, after the conference, would you continue to make sure you don't gain weight again? Given the way you worded your post, I doubt it, but just in case, I apologize if I'm wrong about that. I have no intention of insulting you by posting this next paragraph, so please don't take it as one. Anyways, allow me to ask this: before you found out about this conference, and that there would be "beautiful girls" there, were you overly concerned about your weight? If your answer to that question is "no", then I honestly find it rather amusing that you'd suddenly want to lose weight, when after the conference, things will likely just go back to normal. However, if your answer is "yes", there's not much else I can say myself besides echoing what everyone else has posted. There isn't exactly a whole lot you can do in two days  Just make sure to wear some good clothes, and be yourself. Chances are there's going to be at least one other person at the conference that's, well, larger than you, so just be happy you aren't in their shoes 
Good luck anyways. Hopefully the conference goes well  |
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| I'm not so big in my belly area, but a little more puffed out in the chest area; it looks like I have 13 yr.old girl tities, and I hate it with a passion, it's more the chest than the stomach. (edited by Skyon on 04-05-06 06:33 PM) |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| But why wait to now?
If you hate it with a passion then it has been on your mind for sometime. Not to insult your intelligence but you should've done something when you had the time. Unless this is the last conference in existence, I am sure you can go just as you are, but keep in mind that you need to do something about your weight for future endeavors. |
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Tarale    2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| lol, this is funny. See, I know how to lose weight, I've lost 18kg myself (that's 39.6lbs). However, I haven't the foggiest how to do it in two days.
Go work out. Don't eat any junk food. If you are lucky, you might make a little, tiny bit of difference.  |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| If you're so worried about it, you should have done something months ago. Two days isn't going to change diddly squat.
Just lay off the sugar, drink water, eat healthy... the change will be little to nothing, but you'll probably feel better. And yeah, dress nicely. Find some clothes that make you look good. |
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Originally posted by Thoughtless I agree there but it caught me on short notice, and I have this energy of "want" to be thinner right now. I would have ahead of time if I knew I was going to this conference. Guys it all good now I just came back from PacSun in the mall and got some sweet things to wear, I'll be fine. I bought this big shirt at Aeropostale and it made me look fat, that's why I stressed over the whole thing, I'm not fat at all, but you'll always see yourself that way when your freakin' out, but now this shirt from PacSun makes me look muscular, so it's all good. (edited by Skyon on 04-05-06 08:33 PM) |
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| I recommendsome method involving massive disemboweling. God knows how much weight you'll lose in that process just from the removal of your organs and fluids. It'll suck when you can't go to the conference because you're in the hospital, but hey, at least you dropped the weight. | |||
Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6297 days Last view: 6297 days |
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| I'm not that big
And therefore you don't need to lose weight, especially in two days. If you want to over time, then look into dieting or exercise or something along those lines. But as far as a two-day fast goes... don't bother. Minimal effect. |
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Squash Monster Bouncy Since: 11-18-05 From: Right next to myself. Last post: 6305 days Last view: 6298 days |
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| If you really want to change your appearance in two days, do pushups (while counting) until it feels like your arms are about to fall off. Remember that a good pushup means your hands are directly below your chest. Once it feels like your arms are about to fall off (note! This is a good deal after the point where they start randomly giving out!). Then do however many you counted again.
Then don't do anything with your arm and chest muscles tomorrow, and eat something nice and proteiny like chicken or sunflower seeds. If you get that all right, you should feel crazy sore sometime late tomorrow, and have bigger pectoral muscles the next day (by a margin determined entirely by whether or not you took me seriously with the number of pushups beyond what makes sense to do). If you're lucky, they'll fill out your chest enough to hide the fact that you have the chest of a 13 year old girl. Why've you been staring at 13 year old girl chests, anyway?. (edited by Squash Monster on 04-05-06 09:31 PM) (edited by Squash Monster on 04-05-06 09:31 PM) (edited by Squash Monster on 04-05-06 09:32 PM) |
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Originally posted by Squash Monster ....well.....maybe....I........have.......'NT! NO I didn't stare at their chests! Not me! (edited by Skyon on 04-05-06 09:42 PM) |
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||bass Administrator  Since: 11-17-05 From: Salem, Connecticut Last post: 6298 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Well.... I know a guy who went on a cocaine bender for like 4 days and he lost a SHITLOAD of weight. The problem is when it was all over, he looked like Keith Richards for a month. So you probably don't want to go that route. | |||
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Do about 500 sit-ups today and tomorrow and go run about 4-5 miles and you should be good. I say good luck to both of those. I do sit-ups all the time and the most I can do at once is 200 and I'm skinny as s***. As for the running, most people I know can run about 2. If you do that though you could lose about 10 pounds. 
EDIT: Actually, you may gain weight since you'll get a lot of muscle and lose fat. So instead of losing weight and being thinner, you'll be a little buffer. (edited by X DSMSTER X on 04-05-06 09:50 PM) |
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6297 days |
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| I already know I'm screwed on Friday it just not logical, unless I freaking sell my organs and crap. But I'm still open for suggestions anyway, I'm going to lose my man-breasteseseses. | |||
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6297 days |
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Originally posted by Skyon I think that was my suggestion basically. |
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mattp Red Paratroopa Since: 03-04-06 Last post: 6561 days Last view: 6561 days |
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| Are you really 21? You act like a 14 year old. | |||
Skydude Armos Knight  Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6570 days Last view: 6570 days |
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| Honestly, as others have said, two days really isn't much to work with. There are some things you could do, but they wouldn't really have THAT much effect, and anything that would have much noticeable effects at all would be incredibly bad for you in the long run, and so while you might lose a few pounds, you wouldn't exactly be at your best. You're probably better off spending this time getting a good haircut and a good outfit and the like...much more good for the time you have to work with. |
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