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Xeo Belmont

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Posted on 03-26-06 08:50 PM Link
Red Faction II.

Biggest disappointment after playing Red Faction, you can't even compare the two.

Same goes to Perfect Dark Zero. Ugh, could a sequel possibly have been even worse ...


(edited by Xeogred on 03-26-06 06:50 PM)
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Posted on 03-27-06 11:28 AM Link
Originally posted by asdf
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
You.. don't want to play Wand of Gamelon...you just do not.


At least watch the intro movie though. Priceless quote right there.

"I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!!!!"



Wizard dude: You... KILLED me!
Zelda: Good.

There, that's the best quote in the game.

Seriously, though, Wand of Gamelon isn't that bad. It's not GOOD, but I could think of plenty of worse hack'n slash platformers. Wand of Gamelon had pretty good graphics for it's time, a fair amount of stages, and a huge arsenal of weapons and equipment. People just need to look past the crappy movies and awful voice acting, there's a pretty playable game underneath.

As for crappy games, a NES platformer never being released outside Japan usually means that it's crap.

Classic consoles like the 2600 and Colecovision also have their share of trash. Due to the simplicity of games back then, games were usually either awesome or awful.
I dare you to play Laser Blast for more than 10 minutes without dying of boredom.
I think my vote for worst game ever made goes to that game. It being made by Activision just makes things worse, as Activision were known to produce games of extremely high quality at the time (They even made the best 2600 game of all time, Stampede).


(edited by Adamant on 03-27-06 09:30 AM)
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Posted on 03-27-06 12:23 PM Link
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Posted on 03-27-06 03:43 PM Link
Originally posted by Xeogred
Same goes to Perfect Dark Zero. Ugh, could a sequel possibly have been even worse ...


This just gets lol points for stupidity.
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Posted on 03-27-06 03:48 PM Link
Ping Pals (Nintendo DS)

This game's exactly the same as Pictochat, but with avatars, and unlockable stuff if you use "special words". I played it by myself (as I know no-one with an NDS) for about an hour, trying to guess words that give me coins to buy more avatar features (such as a new hat), and then got bored and returned it.

I guess I'd pay $10 for it just so it'd add to my collection.

Don't buy Polarium, get Meteos instead.
Don't buy Yoshi Touch and Go (Say it backwards, and it's "Go and Touch Yoshi"), get Kirby: Canvas Curse instead.
Don't buy Pac-Pix (unless you want the kick-ass normal-pencil-sized stylus (if it's included.).), get WarioWare: Touched instead.
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Posted on 03-27-06 05:36 PM Link
Ping Pals is now routinely on sale at certain stores for under $10. I saw it advertised once online at $5.99.

That should tell you how much of a failure it is; I mean, Pictochat's FREE and you wanted people to pay $30 for a ripoff of it?
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Posted on 03-27-06 07:02 PM Link
Originally posted by c0nfu53d
Mortal Kombat mythologys, E.T. They both suck.

Originally posted by Yoronosuku
You.. don't want to play Wand of Gamelon...you just do not. It is for this reason my CD-I has no other use than to prop up my broken futon leg =|


You could use it to play Super Mario Wacky Worlds - The unreleased Mario platformer..... http://www.classicgaming.com/blackmoon/smww.asp

If it was unreleased, how do I play it?
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Posted on 03-27-06 07:19 PM Link
James Bond: Agent Underfire. Worst game. Ever.
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Posted on 03-27-06 11:51 PM Link
You find one of those prototype copies that are floating around for $1,000 a pop or something like that. XD

I'd like to play that proto one day though... I remember VG&CE magazine doing a feature on it and it looked VERY good.
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Posted on 03-28-06 12:51 AM Link
Originally posted by Colin
You find one of those prototype copies that are floating around for $1,000 a pop or something like that. XD


Or better, although more illegal (yet still a hell of a lot easier), pirate it. It's probably easier to obtain that way anyhow.

And don't bash Big Rigs. That game is awesome to play yourself (it's so bad, it's good).
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Posted on 03-28-06 09:31 AM Link
Originally posted by Plus Sign Abomination
Originally posted by Xeogred
Same goes to Perfect Dark Zero. Ugh, could a sequel possibly have been even worse ...


This just gets lol points for stupidity.


Well sorry. I don't enjoy FPS's with a broken physics engine. I don't enjoy unloading 3-4 clips unto somebody to finally take them down, when they can kill me in one shot with a Sniper Rifle. I don't enjoy techno music throughout the single player mode that sounds like it was composed by a 3 year old. I don't enjoy horrible storylines.

And it goes on. Perfect Dark Zero was NOT a good game, at all.
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Posted on 03-28-06 03:01 PM Link
Originally posted by Colin
Ping Pals is now routinely on sale at certain stores for under $10. I saw it advertised once online at $5.99.

That should tell you how much of a failure it is; I mean, Pictochat's FREE and you wanted people to pay $30 for a ripoff of it?
A friend of mine bought it
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virtual bart! it's a vety strange game
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Posted on 03-28-06 06:58 PM Link
Bebe's Kids - SNES
This is another crappy game of a good movie.

The graphics are god-awful. They are at such a high level of grotesque, they put anal feltching to shame.

The gameplay is slow and goes nowhere really fast.
-The enemies take forever to kill.
--There's no health meter for enemies.
-The characters, Kalil and LeShawn jump like they are on the moon.
-The items don't do anything.
-When you lose after passing the first level, you start all the way back at the beginning.
-The time is too fast for the sluggish gameplay.

Bottom Line: If you're unfortunate enough to own this piece of crap, cover it in steak sauce and feed it to an annoying dog that won't shut up and count your blessings.
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Posted on 03-28-06 07:04 PM Link
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Cruel Justice]This is another crappy game of a good movie.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Since when was that a good movie?
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Chase HQ has got to be, THE worst game EVER created. I mean, god, it sucks. All you do is chase a stupid car while avoiding idiots that randomly appear. To make it worse, it is like driving a car through a stick-man world. Ugh.
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Posted on 03-28-06 09:59 PM Link
Originally posted by Magikoopa Myster
All you do is chase a stupid car while avoiding idiots that randomly appear.

What was that about the GTA series?
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Posted on 03-28-06 10:18 PM Link
Yeah, the GTA games are all fairly shitacular. Well, the first two were fine and dandy. But I honestly can't stand the 3D ones. They just are not fun.

Final Fantasy 7 is pretty shit, too. Irritating characters, dull graphics, a story line that I routinely pull out of my rectum. It may not be the worst game ever made, but it certainly isn't a good game.

Kakatou Chojin or whatever the hell it was. Pretty, awesome pretty, actually. Terrible game.
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Originally posted by Plus Sign Abomination
Yeah, the GTA games are all fairly shitacular. Well, the first two were fine and dandy. But I honestly can't stand the 3D ones. They just are not fun.


Them's fightin' words, boy. Yes, some missions are not fun at all (IE: Supply Lines in GTA: SA, Marty Chonk's missions in GTA3). But to say the whole series sucks just because of those missions is ridiculous. The fun missions and the free roam nature more than make up for it, and on top of that, the voice acting and storylines are both very good. In fact, Famitsu once made a reader's list of all-time favorite 100 videogames recently. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was the only game on the list that wasn't made in Japan. That's got to be saying something there.


(edited by AK47 asdf on 03-28-06 08:43 PM)
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Posted on 03-29-06 01:20 AM Link
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was the only game on the list that wasn't made in Japan. That's got to be saying something there.


GTA: VC, to me, is the best GTA ever. III didn't have much to do when free-roaming, SA is way too stereotypical and sim-like, and the first one was fun for a bit then just got old fast...

For crappy games, Madden goes up there. When the game repeats itself every year, it loses its flavor and originality. Better graphics, but no improvement to the game. Yet it still is hailed as a god at my school... with the first thing mentioned when people talk about the game: graphics.

Also, Robot Arena. The very first one. With very limited building schematics and flat arenas with no traps and no pits, the battles lead to one robot stopping another robot in its tracks and just beating the hell out of it. It is not like the show Robot Wars at all. It didn't even have four player matches...
Yet I somehow enjoyed it once...

I haven't really played many other crappy games since... well, I just don't buy them...
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