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cpubasic13 I'm ahead of myself... Wait...                  Since: 11-17-05 From: Citra, Fl. Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| You're using coconuts! You got two empty halves of coconut and your banging them together! | |||
asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ    Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy? | |||
Danielle     6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE    Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. | |||
NSNick Gohma IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE BOOZE  Since: 11-17-05 From: Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| OK, let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. | |||
1106 Shyguy  Since: 03-13-06 From: Irvine, CA, USA Last post: 6613 days Last view: 6613 days |
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| What's a Nubian?! | |||
Clockworkz Birdon Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Y'all need some good ol' fashioned discipline! | |||
Skydude Armos Knight  Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6567 days Last view: 6567 days |
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| Randal: So they build another Death Star, right?
Dante: Yeah. Randal: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it. Dante: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due. Randal:And the second one was still being built when they blew it up. Dante: Compliments of Lando Calrissian. Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right. Dante: And you figured it out? Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials. Dante: Basically. Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished. Dante: And the second time around...? Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction. Dante: So? Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at. Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living. (The Blue-Collar Man (Thomas Burke) joins them.) Blue-Collar Man: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about? Randal: The ending of Return of the Jedi. Dante: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels. Blue-Collar Man: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs. Randal: Like when? Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was. Dante: Whose house was it? Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino's. Randal: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster? Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine. Dante: Based on personal politics. Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling. Randal: No way! Blue-Collar Man: (paying for coffee) I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet. |
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Valcion Knuckle Joe too much high power man  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| (not sure of the exact quote but you get the idea)
I'm one to believe in a ruling class. Especially since i rule. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6295 days |
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| Go to your home!!
Are you to you good for your home!!!?? ANSWER ME!!!! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!!!! |
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Yoronosuku Toss Tortoise Since: 11-17-05 From: Massachusetts is my new home.. Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Shinsetsu no minna-san! Ore ni utao utaimasu. Yatta kore ga ne, Lotte no Toppo! *plays guitar* ._.;; oooooooh...beeee ambitious! Waga tomo yo boukensha yooo...
Koredemo...domo arigatou, Mario-sama! Demo, bokutachi no himeya wa dancingdancingdancingdancingdancingdancingdancing o shimasu. (edited by Yoronosuku on 03-23-06 08:01 PM) |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day  Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| It's all greek to me | |||
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| No, this is Hill Valley all right, although I can't imagine Hell being much worse! | |||
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Yoronosuku Toss Tortoise Since: 11-17-05 From: Massachusetts is my new home.. Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| If you touch it, it squirms and dances! Cool! | |||
The Red Snifit Ropa  Since: 03-05-06 From: Here Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| I told them I was claustrophobic, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! | |||
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Your face, your ass... What's the difference | |||
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1106 Shyguy Since: 03-13-06 From: Irvine, CA, USA Last post: 6613 days Last view: 6613 days |
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| THIRTY-SEVEN?!!!?!?!?!? | |||
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6295 days |
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| *Lisp* Ith's justh sthkin stheven! -Jim Carrey "Cable Guy" | |||
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| That's like, sooo fetch. | |||
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Skydude Armos Knight Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6567 days Last view: 6567 days |
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| But why is the rum gone?! | |||
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NSNick Gohma IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE BOOZE Since: 11-17-05 From: Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! |
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