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Since: 03-16-06
From: Peoria, Illinois

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Posted on 03-17-06 02:58 PM Link
What's the weirdest thing to ever happen to you during sex? Mine would have to be with my ex who I won't name.

She had a thing for getting on top. Well, she always would go really slow when she did that. This day, I decided to step things up a notch. I was making it hard and super fast. It was so much on her, that she lost control and peed. She was super embarassed at first. But then she saw that it made me really hot. So, she decided to play with it. She asked me to pee on her, too. So I did. We did watersports quite often after that, and it was never planned on happening to begin with. It's weird how something unplanned could become a great hobby. xD


Share yours!


(edited by JeffreyGlen on 03-17-06 02:45 PM)
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Since: 03-17-06
From: Pekin, Illinois

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Posted on 03-17-06 08:31 PM Link
Ha Ha. That looks familiar.
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Since: 11-24-05

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Posted on 03-17-06 08:58 PM Link
LOL let this be a lesson, make sure your ex isn't around before you kiss and tell. As for me, well it would probably bore the pants off you, so I'll spare you all
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 03-17-06 10:41 PM Link
Now Elmo, that would simply be untrue. You don't know if we'd really get bored or not. I mean, come on, some kids listen to Likin Park all day and don't get bored.

However, I'm a lolvirgin.
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Posted on 03-17-06 11:10 PM Link
I haven't really had any weird/crazy sex. The weirdest thing is probably when my back got all scratched up this past summer.
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Since: 03-18-06
From: Trelleborg, Sweden

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Posted on 03-18-06 03:28 AM Link
well I'm not 18 so I should probably not be here ...the only "weird" thing that I've experienced during sex would probably be that I got a nosebleed and my ex really turned on on that^^
Kyoufu Kawa
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Catgirl Central Station

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Posted on 03-18-06 02:13 PM Link
... I once did it in some fucked up position... shouldn't even have tried, cos I once read that bending your boner downward like that is a Bad Thing.

Anyway, she ended up with pussy farts. That was just plain LOL.
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-18-06 06:00 PM Link
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa
Anyway, she ended up with pussy farts. That was just plain LOL.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-19-06 02:12 AM Link
One of the weirdest sex ever was my first time. I was drunk when it happened and somehow managed to do well. It was a scary experience I'd rather not go back on because I didn't really recall anything else besides beer and sex. I was really worried the entire 2-3 weeks.
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-19-06 03:11 AM Link
Cruel Justice: I'll see your drunken deflowering and raise you waking up with a faceful of blood. (Okay, it wasn't like that, but there was some on my fingers.)
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Since: 12-31-05
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Posted on 03-19-06 03:29 PM Link
Uh. The first time I queefed was terrible. Um... probably the most embarassing like 10 seconds of my life. Like right after.. I felt so stupid.

Yes. Hahah.. wow embarassing.
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Since: 03-16-06
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Posted on 03-21-06 10:04 AM Link
Okay. Last night was pretty weird and uncomfertable. But hey..
Vyper

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-21-06 07:32 PM Link
Originally posted by JeffreyGlen
Okay. Last night was pretty weird and uncomfertable. But hey..
Usually explanations help a lot... care to give one?
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 03-21-06 11:08 PM Link
Originally posted by Vyper
Originally posted by JeffreyGlen
Okay. Last night was pretty weird and uncomfertable. But hey..
Usually explanations help a lot... care to give one?


I think he's referring to this. Not exactly weird, per se. Especially not on the level of my deflowering incident, which I'm SURE I've told everyone about already. (ahem)
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Since: 02-04-06
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Posted on 03-22-06 02:11 AM Link
As someone who is about to turn 19 and had never even held a girl's HAND, much less had sex, some of this stuff is rather disturbing.

Just a little FYI.
My fault for reading, obviously.
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Posted on 03-22-06 06:51 AM Link
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
Uh. The first time I queefed was terrible. Um... probably the most embarassing like 10 seconds of my life. Like right after.. I felt so stupid.

Yes. Hahah.. wow embarassing.


You know, whenever I do that to a girl it doesn't bother me. It always seems to the girl that gets upset by it so I try to avoid it. It makes the girl harder to get off really. I think it mostly has to do with how the male has inserted - insert at the wrong angle or too fast and you get air bubbles trapped in there. You can feel them. Whenever I feel that I pull out immediately as it kind of feels funny for me.
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Posted on 04-22-06 09:26 PM Link
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
Uh. The first time I queefed was terrible. Um... probably the most embarassing like 10 seconds of my life. Like right after.. I felt so stupid.

Yes. Hahah.. wow embarassing.


You know, whenever I do that to a girl it doesn't bother me. It always seems to the girl that gets upset by it so I try to avoid it. It makes the girl harder to get off really. I think it mostly has to do with how the male has inserted - insert at the wrong angle or too fast and you get air bubbles trapped in there. You can feel them. Whenever I feel that I pull out immediately as it kind of feels funny for me.


LOL!!!

Ive never expeinced SEX before.
drjayphd

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Since: 11-18-05
From: CT

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Posted on 04-22-06 11:15 PM Link
Ones who bump can't get in, so to speak.

Reported to a mod with appropriate powers. How are you not banned yet?
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Since: 04-19-06
From: Louisville, KY

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Posted on 04-23-06 06:19 PM Link
This has already been bumped, so... omg ninja movesz lawl

My girlfriend doesn't mind queefs. She just figures, you know... it sounds like a fart, but... so what? It's not unnatural.

Clarification: Neither of us have had sex but certain other activities cause them.
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Since: 11-21-06
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Posted on 11-21-06 05:04 AM Link
Anybody ever have a really good friend come over that usually walks in the house? we were in the living room getting it down and this "really good friend" came over. yeah that was awkward. we three just sat there and stared at each other for what it felt like 10 minutes... he slowly left afterwards and we were out of it by then. later that day we had him come back over to discuss some issues....
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