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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Craziness Domain - 31 Reasons why Sion is better than you |
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Sion Im Back Baby!                     Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| 31 Reasons Sion is better than you
1. If you ask Sion what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. 2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Sion can kill him and take it. 3. Sion once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Sion doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5.Sion brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Sion roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Sion giveth, and the good Sion, he taketh away. 6. Sion lost his virginity before his dad did. 7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Sion. 8. Since 1940, the year Sion was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 9. Sion is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 10. Sion does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. 11. Sion has recently changed his middle name to "F*cking." 12. When Sion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sion has not had to pay taxes ever. 13. There is no chin behind Sion' beard. There is only another fist. 14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Sion . 15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Sion' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease. 16. Sion spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral s*x, KFC and Tequila. 17. Sion always has s*x on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust. 18. Sion can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. 19. Crop circles are Sion's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down. 20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sion allows to live. 21. When Sion goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 22. Sion once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. 23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sion could use to kill you, including the room itself. 24. Sion has two speeds: walk and kill. 25. Sion is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 26. When Sion was born, the nurse said, "Holy cr*p! That's Sion !" Then she had had s*x with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 27. Sion can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 28. It takes Sion 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. 29. Sion is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh*t. 30. Sion can divide by zero. 31. When Sion does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (edited by Detective Sion on 02-27-06 01:10 AM) |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| It was funnier when Chuck Norris did those things.
Plus. I know damn well Sion, that you don't know how to do a roundhouse kick. |
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| *roundhouse kicks Thoughtless into outerspace* | |||
Tommathy Since: 11-17-05 From: Cloud Nine, Turn Left and I'm There~ Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Too bad Sion allows AIM trojans to haunt his computer.
*cough* |
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| *roundhouse kicks Tommathy back in time*
I got rid of those Trojans by simply yelling at my computer. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan  I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| And then they came back a while later.
... Don't bother roundhouse kicking me. I'm too short.  ;
And you didn't even bother fixing the text wrappings. *shakes head* (edited by Nago on 02-27-06 01:20 AM) |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| You wish.
The Trojan simply laughed at you and walked away. Probably going to tell its buddies about you. |
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| *stomps Kirbynite into the center of the Earth*
Sion doesnt NEED to fix text wrappings. edit *kills Thoughtless* (edited by Detective Sion on 02-27-06 01:22 AM) |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| You fail Sion. Hard. | |||
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6294 days |
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That is highly inaccurate. Shame on you, Thoughtless. Chuck Norris would've roundhoused the entire earth just to roundhouse Sion  |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Nago Can't you tell by that drawing that my skills are simply not good enough to draw a roundhouse kick. |
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Sion could attempt to roundhouse kick a piece of paper, and the paper would produce a most life like picture of a roundhouse kick...out of pure fear. | |||
neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day  Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Reason 0: Sion can take credit for stuff he never did | |||
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Ive done all those things and much MUCH more.
*roundhouse kicks neotransawhatshisname into oblivion* |
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Yoronosuku Toss Tortoise Since: 11-17-05 From: Massachusetts is my new home.. Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| And if Chuck Norris has also done all these things, does that mean Sion is Chuck Norris? Or maybe Chuck Norris is Sion! Or maybe I just said the exact same thing but worded differently .__.v | |||
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| ... With that logic.. I'd be related to Chuck Norris!! o_____o | |||
Iori Yagami Hardhat Beetle  Since: 11-18-05 From: Hell's keeper Last post: 6501 days Last view: 6501 days |
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| Sion's probably Chuck's twin brother and takes credit away from Chuck Norris. |
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Yoronosuku Toss Tortoise Since: 11-17-05 From: Massachusetts is my new home.. Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Or maybe he is his evil twin, Nuck Chorris. Certainly you are up to no good! | |||
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Yes Im afraid its true....Chuck Norris is my evil twin brother! O:
Hes been taking credit for my amazing awesomness for years, and now I want back whats mine!!! (edited by Detective Sion on 02-27-06 03:13 AM) |
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Kyoufu Kawa Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end  Since: 11-18-05 From: Catgirl Central Station Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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Originally posted by Yoronosuku... ... Knuck Chorris? Woah. |
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